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Pepe Mapache

@pepemapache.com
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Main star of the movie "Racaccoonie". Friendly raccoon and sometimes a skunk too! Love to meet people and laugh at a good joke! 🇲🇽 | 🇺🇸 SPA / ENG - I Live in sunny San José, California. Avatar by @sugarlars.bsky.social

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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess the number between 1 and 100 and win a free bean avatar commission! yes, the ones I make (like my current avatar) that no one wants! so exclusive!! 🖍️😮💯 Disclaimer: asking how I choose the number, or if I change it every time so no one ever guesses it will disqualify you from the game 😎
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 29/09/2026
It always reminded me of the VW CrossFox, which was not available in the US and would love to bring one here!
VW crossfox frontVW crossfox rear
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 29/09/2026
Qué rico! En mi ciudad natal (Guadalajara, México) las llamamos Jericallas y bien me podría zampar un litro también
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 27/09/2026
Oh, Happy Birthday skunk! Wishing you many more spins around the ball of fire!
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 26/09/2026
I used to live in Vancouver BC. I did the same. To me it was mostly a way to cope with the inevitable: Rain and cold weather is coming soon and wanted to extend the summer vibes as much as possible.
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 26/09/2026
Bread 2.0 is looking so much better
Birote salado
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 26/09/2026
Kompact
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 26/09/2026
I got to listen to so much music from you. Komoact, Boards of Canada, Justice, MGMT. Good times!
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 26/09/2026
We even got to be roommates!
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 25/09/2026
That’s a very Ricardo Montalbán attitude
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 24/09/2026
Is Mayor Jerry... Gavin Newsom? It kinda gives me those vibes
Mayor Jerry, who looks a lot like Gavin Newsom
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 24/09/2026
Yo cierro la llave del agua caliente y la bebo directo de la regadera y me congelo al mismo tiempo. Lo sé, qué extraño no?
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 24/09/2026
Ohhh, I was 1.1L and some random fractions of Pi radius off
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 24/09/2026
Is that a 5.3 LS?
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 24/09/2026
Yup
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 22/09/2026
There are more and more cons all year around. All looking for attendance. I enjoy my local ones and we're lucky to get rooms for most of them. But yes, it's frustrating to not be able to secure a room anymore
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 18/09/2026
I always ride my e-scooter on the bike lane and car drivers yell at me, “Get off the road!” Lol
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 18/09/2026
You could take 101 instead the boring 5 and stop in San Jose and say hi and we'll take you for dinner!
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 18/09/2026
Thanks! The interior is very clean too! I keep it bone stock. The original paint is shiny and the leather upholstery is still in great shape. The only mod is the audio, I upgraded some speakers and added a subwoofer tapped to the stock Monsoon audio system and it sounds great
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 18/09/2026
I like old VWs (early 80s to early 2000s) because parts are cheap and plentiful, they're relatively easy to work on them, there's TONS of info in VW forums about how to fix them and there's a lot of videos on youtube about anything VAG. But I'm also biased lol. I just drive manual cars, no automatic
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 18/09/2026
I had a Pontiac Vibe which is the same car. It was reliable but kinda boring.
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 18/09/2026
Well, 25 years ago my VW Beetle rolled out of the factory in Puebla, México. I’ve owned it for the last 5 years and today it completed its first 200k miles! I love this car
Odometer showing 200,000 miles2001 VW Beetle Isotope special edition
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 18/09/2026
I love buche!
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 17/09/2026
Awesome! We can keep our 1981 VW van for many more years!
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 17/09/2026
Same here! It’s so hard to pass smog checks and we barely drive it to local events and not even for camping anymore! I think we drive it like 400 miles a year
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 17/09/2026
Oh man, that’s a big decision
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 16/09/2026
That looks sooooo good! I love sashimi
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 16/09/2026
Not too shabby! 1,700 Wordles played, and got my best streak so far
1700 wordles played
99% win
114 max streak / current streak
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Buns N' Roses
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 12/09/2026
Not a big Avicii fan but this song brings me back to a time of my life when I really needed friends, to get out of my restricted cocoon and find a new life, love and someone to hold on. It all happened. Eventually.
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 12/09/2026
A mí me daba a elegir entre un pulparindo o un pelón pelo rico
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 12/09/2026
That’s Nuts!
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 11/09/2026
Bueno… Es que la cañas de Mahou 5 estrellas o Estrella Galicia a €2 son difícil decirles que no
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 11/09/2026
Qué rico! Me encanta cómo se beben el Vermouth como si fuera agua. Digo, al menos en Cataluña
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 10/09/2026
@simoskunk.bsky.social What kind of records do you like to collect if I may ask?
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 10/09/2026
I miss the original PS2 games… oh wait, I still have the original PS2 games
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 09/09/2026
Rubicon! Very appropriate for LA and their famous all wheel drive trails they have around there… hmmm. But the insurance doesn’t cover anything that happens off road
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 09/09/2026
Si @defx.bsky.social publica algo seguro voy a ver tetas
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 07/09/2026
I love these “drunk octopus wants to fight” style of coat hangers
Drunk octopus wants to fight you
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 04/09/2026
Oh no! Time for new head gaskets
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
I loved his voice in The HitchHiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. He was Marvin, the emo robot
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
I can’t believe Alan Rickman passed away 10 years ago
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
I'm McLovin it!
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
I'm Old
static.klipy.com
Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise removing his glasses because is too dark and there are many dinosaurs around, and they don't like sunglasses and he's too shocked anyway
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
Oh man, I dearly miss Alan Rickman
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
I saw it way back at blackalbinosheep. Maybe way way back. Like 1998? very close to the Kenya and Lions thing, which I still have in .swf format
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
*Eat
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
Eat half portions. Also, I est just protein in the morning, like hard boiled eggs and cheese. No bagels or donuts. I used to have a pastry right before sleep, like a muffin. Not anymore for 7 months
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 02/09/2026
Oh dang, I’m down to 170 lbs! Like, I made it! Haven’t been this weight since my late 20s Still have a little bit of a belly. Should I go full twink mode and go down to 160? According to BMI calculators, I’m just barely on the “good” range and recommends 158 lbs for my age and height
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Pepe Mapache @pepemapache.com · 01/09/2026
Ya bailó Bertha
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