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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬

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100% added sugars // high protein +40yo // spaniard // cranky I once had a wolf costume

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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 21h
Also while on the metro back home there was like 4 people literally next to me sending fxcking wh4tsapp audios (and playing the responses out loud of course). I hate them, it's beyond me. Another thing society has normalized but I just can't stand. Empathy and silence, is that too much to ask???
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm losing "food stamina" so fast as I grow older.. Years ago I could easily go to 3-4 places within a day during my food adventures. Now if I do like 2 my stomach already complains 😢😭
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*weirdly standing up next to the supermarket freezers because I left a drink inside and I'm waiting for it to get cold* 😶‍🌫️
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Peluqueros que te pelan como si estuvieran en una competición de velocidad, qué ansiedad.. eso sí, con el chaval antes de mí se ha pegado media hora, que un poco más y le peina las cejas >_>
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I was having breakfast at a random place and suddenly a girl comes to me because she recognized me from insta! LOL She sorta famous local foodie influencer, we met once irl like more than one year ago and she remembered me x3
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sartenón de revuelto de berenjenas con pimientos y de postre medio kilo de yogur. A la 1am 💃
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: *voluntarily doesn't dare to do something* Also me: *complains never having opportunities* I'm complicated ok? 😅😅😢
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's sad when I run into people like "following 10k" and they don't follow me back, like "yeah I follow a humongous amount of weirdos/randos but specifically you? GOD NO"
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hooray, tonight I deserve food 🎉
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pxtas operadoras de móvil. Me da por revisar las tarifas y había una la MITAD de precio que la mía que se ajusta mejor a mis necesidades. Para hacer spam bien que llaman pero para avisarme de esto no, eh? No te jode, ellos cobrando de más tan ricamente durante AÑOS que llevo sin cambiar la tarifa
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Algorithm, why you show me a place in Tokyo where you can order a 4kg flan?? Are you trying to tell me something, Universe??? 🍮
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ay dios.. acabo de ver spoiler de los mantecados que se vienen y había unos de pistacho?? todavía estamos sufriendo la onda expansiva del puto dubai...
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I stink so much I bet you lose followers whenever you dare to RT me >_>
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess the number between 1 and 100 and win a free bean avatar commission! yes, the ones I make (like my current avatar) that no one wants! so exclusive!! 🖍️😮💯 Disclaimer: asking how I choose the number, or if I change it every time so no one ever guesses it will disqualify you from the game 😎
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 24/09/2026
Pet project: 1) Advanced PS1/N64 game extraction (+all animations). 2) Website where you can browse and compare models, textures, animations, FMVs, for preservation. Already have FF7, Mega Man Legends 1 and 2 and MediEvil fully ripped. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame #N64
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess the number between 1 and 100 and win a free bean avatar commission! yes, the ones I make (like my current avatar) that no one wants! so exclusive!! 🖍️😮💯 Disclaimer: asking how I choose the number, or if I change it every time so no one ever guesses it will disqualify you from the game 😎
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I seriously can't with the f-ing micromanagement... Last week I wrote a research doc and attached it to a bug. Today manager suddenly writes me to say he read the document (were you that bored??) and it's not enough, I must summarize it and leave a comment in the ticket history. Jeeeeeeeeez......
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You guys can't imagine the willpower to drink ONLY ONE soda can with the pizza.... C'mon, I need a medal or sumthing
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gente normal: "No encuentro mi móvil" Gente manzanita: "No encuentro mi iph0ne" Ahí lo dejo. Yo jamás he dicho algo como "voy a coger mi s4msung" o "mi x1aom1"
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Buenas noticias: mi madre me hizo natillas 🎉 Malas noticias: me lo he comido todo de una sentana (un litro) 🫠 Tenía hambre vale?
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gente normal: "No encuentro mi móvil" Gente manzanita: "No encuentro mi iph0ne" Ahí lo dejo. Yo jamás he dicho algo como "voy a coger mi s4msung" o "mi x1aom1"
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do like fruit! I just can't be bothered to peel it 😅
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Born to eepy 😴 Forced to no eepy 🫩
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Born to eepy 😴 Forced to no eepy 🫩
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why am I today remembering details from my dream?? and time after I woke up. For the concern of my followers, there was 2 mascot/animal costumes at the office. Also there was like coworkers with same interests moving to live together and I saw a bunch of fursuiters, plus Sylvester mascot ¿?
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do like fruit! I just can't be bothered to peel it 😅
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
<note> brain can't hurt, it's an organ that doesn't feel, it doesn't have pain receptors! I could sloooowly introduce my finger in your brain and you wouldn't feel anything, only the consequences of losing the damaged areas, but we shall call those "fun side effects" at the trial, ok? 🧠🫪
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Felt a bit weird starting a new videogame Lack of habit I hope
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
12h in a row (and counting....) listening to the fxcking bass/music of some sports event happening like 3 streets away from my place. Nonstop loud gym music. And people screaming on a microphone. Now imagine also having misophonia. Thanks for the relaxing saturday. I wanna die
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today my mom peeled+diced a mango for dessert for me 😋 I'm +40yo 😬
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2:30am, los vecinos que siguen de risas en el balcón se podrían ir un poco a la puta mierda
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haven't gone out since 1 month ago.. Should I make it longer? 😅😞
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
¿Que el Mercadona ha sacado una tarta 3 leches?? 👀💦 No espero mucho, pero aún así necesito probarla
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
¿Que el Mercadona ha sacado una tarta 3 leches?? 👀💦 No espero mucho, pero aún así necesito probarla
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Am I the only one who, right after having a shower, either summer or winter, wants to drink a waterfall of frozen water?? straight from the planet poles please!
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today I won't drink too much, don't wanna spend the whole evening/night going to pee.... *drinks half litre energy drink, glass of vanilla-matcha milk, pistachio milkshake and slice of melon* Mistakes were done I guess (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ansiedad de hoy patrocinada por: ¿pero cómo me voy a gastar más de medio millón de pesetas para irme de vacaciones a [a tomar porculo]? :/
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I might be the only one in the planet who never played ZZZ, Genshin, Honkai or, now, Amiino :V
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Am I the only one who, right after having a shower, either summer or winter, wants to drink a waterfall of frozen water?? straight from the planet poles please!
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, the focus peak at 6am was worth it! Now to relax the remaining 5h of work 😎
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
La puta enfermedad que tienen algunos developers de partir una sentencia en mil líneas cuando cabe perfectamente en una..... Lo peor es que siempre dicen que lo hacen por legibilidad
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Algorithm fxcking obsessed showing me chinese accounts of industrial juicer machines ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
-Lars, you're so fast reviewing coworkers' pull-requests! -Of course, the trick is not reviewing anything and directly press the ok button 👌
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All giant sports bags where mascots are stored are actually portals connected to the same secret mascot dimension, but for us muggles the inside will just look normal 😢 Kinda like MaryPoppins bag or Doraemon pocket 🤔
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Canis Lupus Polysaccharidus 🍰🧬 @sugarlars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All giant sports bags where mascots are stored are actually portals connected to the same secret mascot dimension, but for us muggles the inside will just look normal 😢 Kinda like MaryPoppins bag or Doraemon pocket 🤔
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