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@pensivepelican.bsky.social
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Philly native, Buffalo adopted. Writer. Reader. Purveyor of nonsense. Easily distracted. she/her

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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Today is April 1, the anniversary of a Twitter glitch that allowed people to take on the personas of other accounts and speak on their behalf. These are a few of the screenshots I saved. Feel free to contribute if I missed any
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Summer You Were Mine Book Review Beautiful Setting, Lukewarm Story I have mixed feelings about The Summer You Were Mine by Jill Francis. While the family’s Italian villa setting is beautifully described, the story itself didn’t grab me. I had a really hard time caring about the main…
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The Summer You Were Mine Book Review
Beautiful Setting, Lukewarm Story I have mixed feelings about The Summer You Were Mine by Jill Francis. While the family’s Italian villa setting is beautifully described, the story itself didn’t grab me. I had a really hard time caring about the main characters, Ellie and Cris.  On the other hand, the extended family seemed three-dimensional and real, although some of the relationships seemed emotionally incestuous.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Valentine’s Day fashion in Buffalo is all about choosing the right shoes.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Pegula looked at his team and their fans after a devastating loss and thought “How can I make this worse?”
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🦬Jimbo 🦬 @politicaljimbo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#BillsMafia
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m waiting for the twisted right wing think piece about how Dr. King would have actually supported ICE.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
don’t make me tap the sign
@ATFulemin
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Not if he wants an abortion.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He’ll ask if she’s hot.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Even the ghostwritten ones are unhinged.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“Go clean your room” and “go read a book” don’t work nearly as well on an attention-seeking 14-year-old dachshund as they did on my children but there are only 2 minutes left in the Bills game. Desperate times…
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I’m amused by his trolling but that’s as far as it goes. I’m over “this person is excellent at this single unrelated thing. They should be president” even as a joke.
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Trump admin is moving to quickly deport two men who witnessed, they say, ICE guards choke a fellow detainee to death. The admin moved to deport men right after they spoke the Washington Post. This is the death that the medical examiner has already ruled likely homicide. wapo.st/4qR1T1U
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DHS seeking to deport two men who said fellow ICE detainee was killed
The two men’s eyewitness accounts of the Jan. 3 death of Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp differ from the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the incident.
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I wonder how long it will take the media to catch on to the fact that ICE’s recruiting spree has effectively deputized every white supremacist hate group out there.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.
Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I did! I just used the happy reading voice and he didn’t know most of the words. I thought it was hysterical that he called tapping the screen to turn the page “booping.”
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Abolish DHS
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
While reading to my grandson, he asked me to read from my Kindle (so he could boop my pages). I’m currently reading 99 Ways to Die and How to Prevent Them by Ashely Alker, M. D., so now he knows much more about H1N1 and Hepatitis A and B than the average 3 year old.
Book Cover: 99 Ways to Die and How to Prevent Them by Ashely Alker, M. D.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
In extraordinary message, Fed chair announces that he’s being extorted/coerced by the US government under color of law.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Dammit. Worst possible outcome. I still haven’t forgiven them for Kaepernick. #Eagles
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia. Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.” Really listen to it.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I’m finding football played in bright sunlight confusing.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Did this guy just call Trevor Lawrence one of the hottest guys in the NFL? How horny.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ooh, I like this idea.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In Philly, we had “Hat Trick in ‘76” bumper stickers on our cars the following years, but alas, it was not to be.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Felons can’t vote in many states, even after paying their debt to society, but they can become president. Also still not sure why he isn’t behind bars.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
MTG tells the Times that when she threatened to expose the men who abused Epstein’s victims, Trump called to scream at her. “My friends will get hurt,” he said. This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but it’s still shocking to read. Maybe don’t be friends with pedos, just saying
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Are we sure Josh Allen isn’t a woman the way he always has to do everything himself if he wants to get anything done?
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I was sick Friday and yesterday. Better ish today, but putting away some laundry wiped me out. Feel better and don’t push yourself.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I hate this uniform combo. The Eagles green looks black and the Bills look like the chiefs.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
His face is so offensive.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It can’t be fun playing when it’s raining Slurpees.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Note: my cousin back home sent me a pic of her grandson in his Christmas Josh Allen Jersey. He lives in Philly.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The only vehicles with worse drivers than Mercedes is are 50k trucks.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Born & raised in Philly, live in Buffalo. Finally settled on my game gear. #GoBirds #GoBills
I just hope both teams have fun
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
That baby will be born 47 years old with gout and a smoker’s cough.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
He’s the leading case of vaginal dryness.
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I considered this more of a compliment than an insult, but a man once told me, “You know, people spend good money on drugs to get the way you are all the time.”
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/12/2025
PARDONS FOR SALE Trump has turned presidential pardons into a shopping experience, with lobbyists openly quoting a going rate of $1 million and a faster “track” if you can corner him at Mar-a-Lago or a White House event.
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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Omg DaQuan Jones is a little baby cow 🥹
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Gritty Stan Account @pensivepelican.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I grew up seeing the war on television and it freaks me out that people vacation there. It’s like picnicking on a mass grave.
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