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Penny Ashton

@pennyashton.bsky.social
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Comic actress, poet, wedding celebrant, improviser, jazz hand enthusiast and ripper offer of literary greats, but not corsets. They stay on.

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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I am loving “the beauty” on Disney/FX. The substance crossed with Alien crossed with HIV. Which sounds flippant but it’s not. Reviews are mixed but not from me. Gross, chilling and hilariously camp.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Thanks to the ever erudite Jim Mora for the upcoming interview on @rnz.co.nz.web.brid.gy about our dear lady #janeausten250
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Austen Found kicks off the #janeausten #janeausten250 birthday tour tonight @artworkstheatre ! Cross the road to get there. #austentonight www.hotpink.co.nz/austen-found/ for tickets detail
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Aucklandshire! Come and see AUSTEN FOUND starting tomorrow. Waiheke, Devonport, Pukekohe, Howick and TAPAC! TAPAC will sell out. Get booking ;)
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you are taking medications & wanting to get pregnant please listen to this health advisory! #Facsnz Givealittle is having a fee free day on December 2nd so donate to this excellent cause. Head to Givealittle & search for FACSNZ #informedconsent #anticonvulsants #epilepsy #informedconsentmatters
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Janet Hoek @janethoek.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Government's appalling track record in health just got international recognition. NZ delegation at the WHO Framework Convention on Tobacco Control meeting in Geneva received the Dirty Ashtray award. www.otago.ac.nz/news/newsroo...
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Global meeting awards Aotearoa New Zealand ‘Dirty Ashtray’ award
Last night’s award of a ‘Dirty Ashtray’, a civil society award, to the New Zealand Government shows Aotearoa is now attracting international attention for all the wrong reasons, tobacco control resear...
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bleuch Stuff this ad is gross. It’s all over the app today.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It’s always a small thrill to share a font choice with a sapphic First responder movie. CL Heading for the win.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Looking forward to improvising some banging tunes with honorary femme Greg Ward this Wednesday. #nzcomedy #improv basementtheatre.co.nz/whats-on/%5B...
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Pip @pipinotautahi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Maybe just put women in charge. Men just don’t seem to be able to manage themselves and their emotion - and other men seem to have a really hard time calling them on it. Like brown women get stalked to count their drinks at lunch time and they system protects abusive men. Wonder why we are angry?
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Good fucking god our drop in smoking action makes me so angry. As a woman whose grandmother died slowing and painfully from emphysema, NZ First’s cozying up to the tobacco lobby is actually lethal. 🙈🤮🤢
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Next up some enormous silliness with Austen Found to commemorate #janeausten and her 250th Birthday. Austen Found coming to Waiheke, Devonport, Pukekohe, Howick and TAPAC from Dec 11-16th. All ticket links here www.hotpink.co.nz/austen-found/
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
thebigidea.nz/stories/how-... #shakespere #musicaltheatre #lovehaterelationship The Tempestuous coming to TAPAC in #auckland next week! :)
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How I quit worrying and learned to love the Bard
Penny Ashton hated Shakespeare for much of her life, but new love is sprung from old hate.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Opening next week in Auckland at TAPAC. The Tempestuous. “Incredibly clever” RNZ. An hilarious comedy musical filled with songs, dance, a lutulele, the great Sicily tart baketh off and a whole lot of sword jokes. Less Swifty more witchy! #shakespeare #swifty #musicaltheatre #aucklandnz #comedy
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Good lord this is straight up voter suppression. So blatant. Ggnnrrgghhhh
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If you want a laugh to distract from the global doom scrolling come and see me in The Tempestuous at TAPAC October 30- Nov 2 Opening is a fundraiser for Shine “incredibly clever” Radio NZ. #Shakespeare #musicalcomedy #musicaltheatre #thetempestuous #nztheatre
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Republicans willing to appoint anti vaxxer bullshit to gain their followers’ votes so that more people will die is not really surprising. All republicans seem to want is people to die whether it’s in childbirth, no healthcare, homelessness, disease or a hail of bullets. It’s fucking mindboggling.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
So @aucklandfc.bsky.social is this job playing less than minimum wage? Which is illegal methinks? I think your boss has a bob or two. Or is this a misprint? #fortheloveoffootball
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Camden Fringe @camdenfringe.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
New episode of the podcast has landed, highlighting just 4 of the 400+ different shows taking place in the Camden Fringe this year. Listen in for more on GAP, Fruitcake, A Roof Above My Head and The Tempestuous by @pennyashton.bsky.social pod.link/1667974179
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Well yay for my first Canadian Review from the lovely Jenny Revue #wpgfringe #wpgfringe2025 @winnipegfringe #shakespeare #musicalcomedy On tomorrow at 4.30!
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Everything Theatre @everything-theatre.co.uk · 14/07/2025
@CamdenFringe.bsky.social #Interview: The Tempestuous "I knew I had to tell a feisty woman's story... knowing women were banned from the Elizabethan stage is even more delicious." 7 - 9 August @pennyashton.bsky.social #theatre #fringe #kiwisinlondon everything-theatre.co.uk/2025/07/inte...
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
SO! #wpgfringe how many of you have migrated to BlueSky from there that shall not be named?? Here's a show for your consideration alllll the way from little ole NZ :) #thetempestuous tickets.winnipegfringe.com/36221/36946
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I was literally just thinking about this and this story pops up, lol. Youth is wasted on the young indeed ;)
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Last stop on my six venue Aussie tour opens tomorrow! The georgous Street Theatre in Canberra. Extra show added before I open is pretty special. Thanks ACT.
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Camden Fringe @camdenfringe.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The Tempestuous: A Shrew'd New Comedy by Will Shakespeare & @pennyashton.bsky.social 7-9 August at The Old Red Lion. A comedy musical mashup of the Bard's best bits, from NZ. camdenfringe.com/events/the-t...
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The last season of the Handmaid’s tale could have been 1/2 the length without close up Joan face realising something.
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arthurkilburn.bsky.social @arthurkilburn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I look forward to the numerous articles and opinion pieces about Chris Bishop's drinking problem now. #NZPol
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I’m flying to start an Aussie tour, I watch a movie then check into the interwebs and I am delighted to see the Chris Bishop fuckery blowing right up in his face. As. It. Should. Shut up ya dickhead indeed. #bishboshbash
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
So the government fails to implement a digital spend levy and contribute it to local media, and then slashed radio nz budgets. And ACT crows about it? But wants a robust media? #yeahright Ggnnnrrgghhhhhhhh #onetermgovernment
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I am so fucked off with this clown car of idiots running NZ right now. It's infuriatingly pathetic how little they care for anything except making the rich richer. Lower Wage women are the ones to hold down while you steal your tax cuts from their wallets?!?! You despicable shallow fuckers.
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Julie Fairey (she/her) @juliefairey.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Part of what really disturbs me about the sudden end of pay equity is the democratic implications - National did not say before the election that they would do this. It is now being passed under urgency, the same day as announcement, with no public input. NZers quite simply have not had a say.
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Craig Renney @clrenney.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
#nzpol The pay equity decision today – just before Mothers Day – takes employment law back decades. It will likely impact the earnings of hundreds of thousands of women, often working in some of the most poorly paid work. It will cost us all in the long-run. A 🧵 www.beehive.govt.nz/release/chan...
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Check out the hilarious live podcast from Womad with #whitelotus Star @morganaoreilly.bsky.social. showy-ovaries-with-penny-ashton.buzzsprout.com/1871201/epis...
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Had a great time chatting with Mr John Willoughby (aka Bronwyn Turei) all about her fleshy self for Showy Ovaries. Spoiler alert she’s resilient AF and just as honest. Was amazing to hear all about her journey. Nga mihi e hoa. www.buzzsprout.com/1871201/epis...
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I had a lot of fun doing this poem at WOMAD in response to some classic right wing bullshit I heard on the radio. #wokeaf #wokeywokewoke #wokester
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My timing was wonderful to begin dabbling in the investment market……
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I really should never update my iPhone coz of the stupid bullshit it pulls afterwards. Like not being able to easily search emails. I mean whoever does that*. *me every day
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I tried to watch this once and couldn’t get into it. But now I am swoon deep in season three and loving it. Eye eye Cap’n Poldark. #poldark #bodiceripper
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Richard Hills @richardhills.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Awesome afternoon with friends at the Big Gay Out & nice catching up with the Auckland Council team, their tent was busy with lots of our staff team and elected members supporting. Really good turnout, with a great family atmosphere & everyone was having fun despite recent attacks on our community.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have only just caught up with destiny bullshit having been at a drag show tonight. And now I am so enraged I’m practically vibrating. And why the fuck has no one been arrested? Honestly Brian Tamaki is an absolute abhorrent Neanderthal and an embarrassment to nz. Fuck him and his “god”.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
'Safety first' when sacking Rome.
The same young lady with goth makeup, a black Victorian-style dress, and dark hair: the classic 'goth look'.  The original image is labeled "goth", while another one has been composited on with a high-vis yellow work vest like those used on construction sites, and below it it says "Visigoth".

Stolen from the Internet.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Air bnb host just left a review saying we left a Bach very untidy as we didn’t make the bed and hang the tea towels on the right hooks. Like wtaf. First negative review ever and over something so petty when she’ll just throw them all in the washing machine anyway? I’m also obsessing far too much.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Hmmm I just started up a wee managed investment fund to see how it might go. Seems I timed that real well for global economic trumpageddon. #fuckofftrump
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I am feeling this every news cycle.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
For a country who supposedly ditched a monarchy trump sure seems to be able to sign whatever the fuck he wants into being. Break the law but say you love me? Come on out of jail. It’s bewildering and gross.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Actual picture of the cast of Austen Found arriving on the Cressy into Canterbury in 1850. First four ship royalty coming to the World Buskers Festival. (Fact checked by Meta) www.worldbuskersfestival.co.nz/performer/pe...
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Anyones else’s dad do things like ring me to see if I can go pick up some bean bag beans that cost 50c in Waitakere where they only have the beans because a beanbag split. And bring them on my flight to Christchurch. Where I’m going for the buskers festival? No? Just my pathologically tight father?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Watching Seven Brides for Seven Brothers for research and thinking this is pretty appalling but enjoyable enough. Then they started snatching women off the street. What. The. Actual. Fuck. “It was of its time”?!? The kidnapping sex slaves times?!? Just wow. #musicals
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Penny Ashton @pennyashton.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Simeon Brown: ruining portfolios since ages ago. A man who celebrated Roe Vs Wade? Wtf. Guess they can’t pretend their policies can’t possibly be racist now Reti has gone. God this government blows.
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