Sign in

Allison

@penguintipper.bsky.social
63 followers 61 following 563 posts

38 | she/her | Colorado Formula 1 | Phish | Hazbin Hotel | Ghost 🏎️ 🏁 🐠⭕️ 🔥😈 👻🎸 ✨The vibes are in shambles.✨

PostsRepliesMedia
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@amaterialgirl.bsky.social New cosplay plan just dropped.
131
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Skeptical Fry from Futurama
ALT: Skeptical Fry from Futurama
011
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Amir is out here saying all kinds of wild shit every day 🤣🤣
030
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She was so, so good. We’re losing all the good ones, and the bad ones just keep hanging on. 🙁
030
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I said this to my husband the other day and he was unamused. 😒 smdh
000
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I feel like constituents are finally starting to get angry enough to vote these people out, and progressives are starting to gain traction slowly but surely. LFG
020
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When they do their little sleep woofs?!! The best
020
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Diabolical Amir repost 🤣🤣
1111
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh that’s entirely too much cuteness.
static.klipy.com
Man Holding Back Tears
ALT: Man Holding Back Tears
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh I’m going to be asking about who ranked number 1 at CSCC for SURE.
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is incredible 🥹 Good job Jimmy
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I will now approach my next visit to Casa Bonita with Lucifer levels of whimsy.
000
Reposted by Allison
⋆˚✿˖° Zahra ⋆˚✿˖° @zahrarah.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Lucifer would love Casa Bonita
1336
Reposted by Allison
Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If elections didn't matter, Israel wouldn't try to buy them
427149
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
He won’t know until he tries it.
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Jimmy is perfect and he’s never done anything wrong in his entire life.
000
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is perhaps the cutest thing you’ve ever posted.
000
Reposted by Allison
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 29/04/2026
If you’re going to take away our civil rights, don’t be surprised when we stop acting so civil
1424791966
Reposted by Allison
🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I stand by this meme. You’re like a cunty Fred Rogers
118956
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The shark onesie returns!
000
Reposted by Allison
Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States of America is a terrorist.
23999284
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This just made me actually burst out laughing 🤣 Incredible. I love it here
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
“Come on over to the left! We’ve got plenty of kink-friendly folks who will help you straighten out your nipples for free! Be the beautiful bimbo you’ve always wanted to be! You’ve gotta leave the bigotry at the door though. Oh, you won’t do that? Nevermind, offer rescinded.”
070
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Holy shit. I have not read Adult Braces, and I don’t think I will based on how that essay alone hit me like a brick. Oof indeed.
020
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I want to empathy like this because, yeah, but it feels weird. It’s so hard to be joyful with the atrocities that are happening everywhere. All this to say this is valid and you’re seen.
011
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This was the most unhinged ASMR I’ve ever seen. It was delightful. And confusing. 🤣 Thank you for making yourself, and probably some of us, supremely uncomfortable for the sake of abortion access.
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
000
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Chinese food from a hole-in-the-wall place? Always better with plastic utensils.
020
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Basic trigger discipline? Never heard of it.
000
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
So blissfully unaware. Living his best life.
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You can never move that foot until he gets up. You live there now.
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Aggressively shaking my copy of the birthday edition of ABM that came today because I’m just so excited to have it. cc/ @nicosraf.bsky.social
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! 🤣
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I waded back into the Twitter cesspool to witness some of those Tweets and whooo 😮‍💨 the bad propaganda echo chamber is wild over there.
020
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You’re absolutely getting called this at a con this summer.
020
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This has been so exhausting. It might finally be the thing that makes me snap at my parents about politics. You can’t just say, “I’m staying out of it.” The 8 Nazis at the table adage, and all that.
030
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
ACAB includes the DEA.
020
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sometimes scissors are a real pain in the ass to this day. I’m dexterous enough with my right hand that if it’s a simple cut I can make it work, but MAN. Why?!? 🤣🤣
000
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Yes people need to stop being like this, 100%. But unfortunately people will always be like this. So what protections does the company have in place for people who are working on their platform?
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m not going to pretend to know how streamily functions, but shouldn’t there be a team whose job it is to moderate this and weed out the very clearly black-and-white inappropriate requests? That doesn’t seem like a huge ask?
130
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Give us the explosive divorce!
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
San Jose was definitely the highlight of my 2025.
010
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
And, human names for dogs?
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
110
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
He looks like fluffier Nate! I’m calling it right now, Jimmy is at least part Great Pyr.
110
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
*yelling* Oh my goodness he’s PRECIOUS! Congratulations! He looks a bit like our Anatolian/Great Pyr/GSD mix with those markings. I’m super curious what breeds he is!
120
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A FUR BABYYYYY! 👀
020
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a car with the words " not everybody knows how to do everything " above him
ALT: a man in a car with the words " not everybody knows how to do everything " above him
080
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
AYOOOO! I am such a sucker for Buc-ee’s and I hate myself for it. 😭
000
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The worst! 😭 Hoping this is behind you two soon.
000
Allison @penguintipper.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Planning to work on my Hazbin Hotel leg tattoo some more in February and wondering… does Lucifer have a favorite rubber duck in his collection? For no reason. 👀 #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotellucifer #somanyrubberducks #vivziepop
030