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@nigelstorscdt.bsky.social
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They/them, queer, leftist, Cali, >30 AI “artists” DNI Artist, artisan, silly lil’ guy. Please support my shenanigans linktr.ee/denidoesthings?utm_source…

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✨chronically feral✨|SCDT|Shrult @nerdgasmsnkandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Calling this done. Venus of Hazbino (based off Titian’s Venus of Urbino) #hazbinhotel #fanart #radioapple (when you squint or any other Alastor angelic pairing idc, he’s naked and pretty ok) #renaissance
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Emsiecat 💕😇🥂😈💕 @emsiecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh crud, wait, that reads wrong…
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Baroness is Tired(tm) @thebaronessofbara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Left and The Right want the same thing" no we don't ❤️
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you're grounded
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Khaos @khaosguillotine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unfortunately, the elderly person in my life forgot the ice cream so this sentiment is lost on me
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I dunno if I’ve posted abt it, but the spa I work at closed mid-July and I’m working for myself doing mobile massage now. It’s really scary, but things are happening y’all. It’s slow going, but I’m actually booking clients and I’m getting my name out there. Working on learning to market myself 😁💜
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@amirtalai.bsky.social I saw you like this and can only assume you’re agreeing that I need to touch grass 😂😂😂
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
‘I’ll sell out my ethics, morals, the environment and fellow creatives because I have no standards or time management skills 🤩’
Hank Green using AI
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Liz Roderick, prokleto crnogorsko prezime @talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The “I’m just an overworked bean who earns more money than 99% of you and who has more employment options than just about anyone, I had to use the soul-sucking lie generator” the fuck you did
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Rosea, Shenanigans Incarnate @rosea-star.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Demis: *find the love of their life* "it's jorkin and porkin time"
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Agwee
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Elise DuBois - SCDT @elisedubois.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Washer of eggpan? Surely he is “soaker of eggpan”. Mr “it takes a village to wash an eggpan”
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@amirtalai.bsky.social new plushie idea, shall I make you one for next year's Kermastorocalypse? You know I will, just say the word 😂
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So what I’m hearing is you’ll be bringing him with you to cons to soothe anxious fans, got it (please please please pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeaaaase) 🥰🥰🥰
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@amirtalai.bsky.social it’s been a minute since I’ve asked you to rate my steak knife, care to weigh in on this guy? 10th anniversary date with my sweetie tonight 🥰💜
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNCLE!! In honor of this momentous occasion, the SCDT are temporarily changing our name to the Surprise Cilantro Deployment Team 🥳🎉🎈🎊 @amirtalai.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I hate feeling my feelings. They’re so BIG 😭
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m trying so hard to be nice, reasonable, and understanding. Dealing with a very frustrating situation. Comment cute pics/memes or something?
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dani .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪𖤐 vox edition @dani-avenue.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i’m not sure if you meant to be fatphobic or not, but some people are bigger naturally because of genetics or physical conditions, and it’s important to me that you know that it’s not evil to be bigger than others and it’s not evil to want to feel comfortable in the space you’re in
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
being big is not evil
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My wife did that *beaming with pride* 😁🤩🥰
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🔞⚰️🕊️Jay - Coke Ranting 🕊️⚰️🔞 @vomoltron.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sharing this here as well, I will no longer be purchasing anything from Streamily
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fuck landlords I am not okay
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Khaos @khaosguillotine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Idk what’s not clear about this. His pet queef. Literacy test failed 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@birdhism.com I saw this and thought you might like it 🥰 www.instagram.com/reel/DRanicC...
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mummy__joe on Instagram: "BIRD COWBOYmusic by @jonalehmusic mix by @sam.uribe.b background vocals by @jonalehmusic & @amaliajulianeView all 3,816 comments"
BIRD COWBOYmusic by @jonalehmusic mix by @sam.uribe.b background vocals by @jonalehmusic & @amaliajulianeView all 3,816 comments
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@amirtalai.bsky.social in case you were wondering how things are going in the server… 😂💜
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Khaos @khaosguillotine.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Back to my roots for @amirtalai.bsky.social without being disrespectful #sexybitch
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hey @amirtalai.bsky.social do you have a favorite type of pasta? Follow up question: any strong opinions about bucatini?
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The fundraiser has reached $67k and it made me think about how surprised i was that no one has donated $67, then I realized that the people who find 6-7 funny dont have credit cards.
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hey y’all, it’s my birthday!! Yay!! 😁🎉💜 And I am moving in 2 weeks!! Stress!! 😬😭🏡 If anyone who loves me is feeling generous, I would very much appreciate any amount of mula that I can put toward hiring movers. I’m intermittently disabled, I need help from pro movers to avoid a flare up. TIA!! 🫶💜
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Y’all I have lived in California my entire life but I had never felt an earthquake as it was happening until today 😭 It’s been a source of frustration cuz people always ask if I felt them and I never knew what to feel for, so I had never noticed one 😭 1/3
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
PSA from a pissed off CMT FIVE DOLLARS ON A NINETY DOLLAR SERVICE IS NOT A TIP IT’S AN INSULT (And this is someone who rebooked with me and tipped the same last time so don’t come for me, it’s not a skill issue on my part)
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States of America is a terrorist.
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I’m calling it guys. Fancy Santa fanfic.
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Big thanks to everyone who participated in yesterday’s April Fools fun!! Every year the SCDT like to come up with a silly prank to give @amirtalai.bsky.social a good laugh while bringing more attention to the Lilith Fund and I think this was our best yet 😊💜 Credits for the nincompoopery below! 1/4
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
FUCK YES LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!! $50k and we’re not even a month in, this is AMAZING!! Keep it coming y’all 💜💜💜 #WeFight #ThisIsAmirica #AbortionIsHealthcare
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Can’t believe I forgot to mention it’s a MUSICAL!! Can’t wait to hear the entirety of “Don’t Rolle Over My Heart,” it sounds like an instant classic waiting to happen! @amirtalai.bsky.social how long did you have to rehearse the patter song “Wheels Akimbo” for the steamy scene in act 3?
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Elise DuBois - SCDT @elisedubois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“Seat happens”—and boy does it ever! Huge congrats to @amirtalai.bsky.social on this massive starring role! And major shout out to his costar, the up and coming chairacter actor Aeron Herman-Miller. You have GOT to watch the trailer: tinyurl.com/wheeliechair... #ThereWheelBeJustice
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✨Morgie✨ @morgiemorg228.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Coming this summer @amirtalai.bsky.social staring in wheelie chair of fortune #ThereWheelBeJustice soundtrack by Hans Zimmer FT SZA
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affront to god 🦭🪻🔜 Animate Philly @ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
@amirtalai.bsky.social holy shit I just saw your new leading role, congrats!!! that trailer was sick, but I was super jazzed as a fan to learn you consulted internet sensations and chair acting experts Jenna Marbles and Keith Habersberger, crazy crossover for me personally #ThereWheelBeJustice (1/2)
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Weirdystar ⭐ 🔜 Animate Philly @weirdystar.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I am not usually one to post stuff like this, but I just saw the trailer for the new movie @amirtalai.bsky.social is starring in. Oh my goodness, it looks so good! Who knew a chair could move like that. #ThereWheelBeJustice If you want to watch the trailer, here it is tinyurl.com/wheeliechair...
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Anx @anxitea.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't believe how good @amirtalai.bsky.social's Spanish is in this new movie, they didn't had to dub him for the spanish release. Can't wait to watch the whole thing!! 🎬 tinyurl.com/wheeliechairmovie #ThereWheelBeJustice
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✨chronically feral✨|SCDT|Shrult @nerdgasmsnkandi.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
SO excited about @amirtalai.bsky.social ‘s groundbreaking new film. They used mocap to properly emote “Chair” and Andy Serkis himself trained Amir in the equipment! Watch the trailer here: tinyurl.com/wheeliechair... #ThereWheelBeJustice
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
So hype to see @amirtalai.bsky.social ‘s next big project!! Wheelie Chair of Fortune has something for everyone, it’ll make you laugh, it’ll make you cry, it might even heal your childhood trauma!! The Chair is so cunty, I love it! #JusticeWheelBeServed #AndSoWillCunt tinyurl.com/wheeliechair...
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It’s so true guys, he’s much nicer in person 🫶💜
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’d say this brings a whole new meaning to the word streaming, but I suppose it is rather a return to form, isn’t it?
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@birdhism.com this came across my feed and I instantly thought of you 💜 Congrats on placing 2nd in the poker match! 😁💜 www.instagram.com/reel/DWFCZNo...
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Max Castillo on Instagram: "It happens to ALL OF US (ON TOUR- SEATTLE 4/24, PORTLAND 4/26, DALLAS 5/17, PHOENIX 7/3 TIX IN BIO!)"
450K likes, 5,314 comments - bigtimemaca on March 19, 2026: "It happens to ALL OF US (ON TOUR- SEATTLE 4/24, PORTLAND 4/26, DALLAS 5/17, PHOENIX 7/3 TIX IN BIO!)".
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Nice LETS FUCKING GOOOOO, only 31% left!!
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🏳️‍⚧️Feral’s #1 Simp @nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Classic early Amirica nincompoopery 😂😂😂💜💜💜
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