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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 12/07/2026
@jovishark.bsky.social I'm in Colorado so I can't meet, but I see you. I'm available to talk.
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Furiarossa and Mimma 🌵 @furiaandmimma.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Disappointed Hercules
ALT: Disappointed Hercules
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 21/04/2026
Having to do some post-mortem server cracking. Everyone, please make arrangements for getting your passwords and PINs in the event of your death. Sure, it's good security to have everything locked behind secrets only you know. But photos, insurance policies, etc. need a next of kin contingency.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 11/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his cheek .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his cheek .
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26/01/2026
Late to the subliminal party, but the Wendy's logo has the collar saying Mom.
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a red and white logo for wendy 's
ALT: a red and white logo for wendy 's
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ardalis (Steve Smith) @ardalis.com · 12/01/2026
Sophisticated phishing attack: medium.com/@eric.moret/...
medium.com
I Almost Lost My Apple Account to the Most Sophisticated Phishing Attack I’ve Ever Seen
How scammers weaponized Apple’s own support system to bypass 2FA — and how I barely escaped
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 05/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is applauding with the words good job written below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is applauding with the words good job written below him
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 12/10/2025
"All files end .akira"
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 27/09/2025
White Castle is fucking mid.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 16/09/2025
Soon...
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 13/09/2025
You are one of three things: a useful idiot, an enemy, or disposable. That's the Trump lens through which people are viewed.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 10/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a tutu is dancing in a field with other people .
ALT: a man wearing a tutu is dancing in a field with other people .
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 09/09/2025
Me: This is happening in your environment Client: That isn't possible Me: explanation, proof, remediation steps
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a man without a shirt is laying down and asking do you see .
ALT: a man without a shirt is laying down and asking do you see .
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 31/08/2025
Acq Inc when?
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26/08/2025
I don't think I have ever wished for a fat embolism to succeed as much as I am doing now.
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Danie Were @danacea.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
And on the subject of #realartatters: AI poisoning tool NIGHTSHADE is now free for artists to use: venturebeat.com/ai/nightshad...
venturebeat.com
Nightshade, the free tool that ‘poisons’ AI models, is now available for artists to use
The tool's creators are seeking to make it so that AI model developers must pay artists to train on data from them that is uncorrupted.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 10/08/2025
Delayed life update. We had a girl on the 18th. Everyone doing fine, bit of a rough delivery. All good now though.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 07/08/2025
Just Seattle things, I guess
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26/07/2025
Wonder what the reason is for the age rating? Doesn't seem that complicated.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18/07/2025
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 14/07/2025
Trump is the kid who blew out other kids birthday candles
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 13/07/2025
Booty on the ZX Spectrum.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 11/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a tuxedo is saying i haven 't got the software to cope with this
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is saying i haven 't got the software to cope with this
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 03/07/2025
They seriously think that is my name? What the hell America?
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 27/06/2025
Tesla model 3 has a shit ride. Worst car I've been in this year.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 03/06/2025
This is why I applied for my kids US passports the week they were born, and why when I became a US citizen I immediately got my US passport and Enhanced driver's license. This was in 2020, and people said I was paranoid even then.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 19/05/2025
Do I know anybody who knows health insurance? I want to buy a family health insurance plan, but this seems to entail getting a degree in Financial Medical Bullshit and I just don't have the time.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 17/05/2025
Just did my first emergency door entry a la @deviantollam.bsky.social because someone left a space heater on in a locked room full of paper.
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 28/04/2025
Doing ransomware remediation gives me insights into so many different company cultures. You see the ones who are trying to do their best, despite a lack of time, training, or talent. And then you see the ones who just want to get paid and go home. Those are the ones that get hit and stay down longer
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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 19/02/2025
I am hoping to be. It will depend on Factors.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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💥 The Maverick Mind 💥 @themaverickmind.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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