Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 09/10/2026On behalf of every parent trying to buy these for their kids, I wish every scalper a warm "get fucked" all the way to bankruptcy. 050 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 08/10/2026If its writing a paper on its own, its an LLM. This is the same vein as the techbros who think a chat with clanker unlocks a new branch of physics. 110 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 07/10/2026LLM isn't a maths engine. It's a language roulette machine. 140 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 07/10/2026It isn't even that. It's a *description* of a map given by an unreliable narrator. It's the old farmer at the gate giving tourists a description that sounds plausible enough to get them to their destination, when he hasn't left his land in years and uses bits of other peoples descriptions. 250 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18/09/2026What if Pitbull with a pit bull? I'm assuming apocalyptic fury. 120 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 07/09/2026Look, if you can't make your own serotonin, store bought is perfectly fine. 000 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 27/08/2026I bet $100 the ones doing that are ai supporters trying to get clanker seen as a slur. 120 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 10/08/2026It'll be ok, unless something has happened to hard drives prices over the last year. 000 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comJohn Watson: I'm British, It's What We DoALT: John Watson: I'm British, It's What We Do 000 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 05/08/2026Federal taxes maintain Interstates you never drive on, you simmering shitbiscuit. Plenty of taxes are spent on things people never use. I'll never use every fire hydrant in my district. But I'm happy they exist. 000 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 03/08/2026Oh come now, it doesn't mean that. It means they have *multiple* houses. It's so much worse. 030 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 23/07/2026Arlington Pick n Pull has a 92 Corolla, I can see if there is salvage for the front right. 100 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 22/07/2026Works 100%, because even if Claude is a person, he's almost certainly French. 000 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 15/07/2026There has never BEEN a half time show in the history of the World Cup Final. This is a crass American inclusion because you cannot fathom a 15 minute break without some garish spectacle. This 30 minutes will change the pace of the entire second half of the game. It taints the sport. 1150 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 15/07/2026Let me be as clear as possible: nobody outside of the US gives a flying monkey shit about the half-time show. Nobody. Not now, not ever. We want. To watch. The GAME. 150 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 15/07/2026This circus is for Americans. Everyone else will watch because the last final had 1.5 billion viewers. 140 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 12/07/2026That's a critical firmware update. It's joyous and will loop through about half a dozen times. Go to the pub. 010 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 12/07/2026@jovishark.bsky.social I'm in Colorado so I can't meet, but I see you. I'm available to talk. 020 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 03/07/2026No shit. A friend passed in a car crash and I've had to break into all his digital crap. Make somebody your digital executor. Give them the keys to your password manager, and put anything you don't want family to see in a Burn Vault. 010 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 03/07/2026And just like that era, some of us figured out ways to avoid paying that quarter. Now there are more of us. Game on. 020 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 30/06/2026static.klipy.comAustin Powers: Two Things I Can't StandALT: Austin Powers: Two Things I Can't Stand 000 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 27/06/2026"Hi Gabe, it's a sea emergency." "Well of course, what can I do?" "I need to play AC:Black Flag" "...I'll allow it." 020 0
Reposted by PedroasaniFuriarossa and Mimma 🌵 @furiaandmimma.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰 11713 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 22/06/2026Actual books when? Because Lookouts could be Youth fiction and Daughters could be YA. Thornwatch is Adult horror. 010 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 21/06/2026Early Discworld is too chewy. The Vimes books are a better entry point. 130 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18/06/2026AI is a human-created plague. It should be burned to the ground and the ashes scattered. 060 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18/06/2026WoT I just gave up. The only book I have ever destroyed is Zombie Britannica. Reading it was akin to choking down pigshit topped with cat vomit. 000 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18/06/2026Stream of consciousness as a book series, made worse by the seeming lack of any editing process. 040 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 15/06/2026static.klipy.comSentenced Judge Says ApprovedALT: Sentenced Judge Says Approved 000 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 14/06/2026I bet they haven't factored a lightning strike on that metal contrivance. 120 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 07/06/2026If you haven't served, you arent allowed to serve. And by that I mean worked in the service industry. Wait tables, tend bar, cashier. Anything where you have to deal with entitled fuckers treating you like you aren't a person. No empathy, no office. 050 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 27/05/2026static.klipy.comDonald Duck is sleepy in bedALT: Donald Duck is sleepy in bed 010 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 23/05/2026Reading this means I have to abandon my headcanon of independent pig breeders slaving over a whiteboard full of pictures of weird pig variants muttering "fucking corporate...chickens don't understand what I'm trying to achieve" 010 0
Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18/05/2026static.klipy.comDisappointed HerculesALT: Disappointed Hercules 010 0
