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Exploring the world, but mostly Portland. Opinions are my own. Likes don’t necessarily = agreement, but probably mean I laughed.

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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 16h
100%. If they want to collectively bargain a per-player cap of 154 games, I'd support that as long as they allowed additional call-ups to pad out the remaining 8 games over the course of the year. Anything that gets more rarity scores on my immaculate grid.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
None of these team have Heat Culture. What a shame.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's somehow both Blanket Jackson and the crying baby in the 'I used to be a piece of shit' sketch.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a resident of the Portland Metro Area, I should be allowed to vote in the Washington 3rd District house race simply as a reward for sitting through their dueling commercials every ad break. How the hell do swing state residents do this???
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was my read on it- I'll see it in the theater, but only because I have Regal Unlimited and see enough movies that it'll effectively cost me like $3. Otherwise its got Prime written all over it.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Torn on which movie to see tonight- Tom Cruise taking a big swing or longtime love Anne Hathaway battling (I assume) upstart Dakota Johnson for my affection.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw a trailer for Whalefall last night- personally, I'm excited for 96 minutes of a guy stuck in a car wash full of jelly fish.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I take it my tax dollars paid for the deranged Trump commercial that just played during the Washington/Minnesota game, given the "paid by the US government" stamp on it. Seems great!
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His legs definitely looked like he was having a seizure. I'm pretty terrified for my guy.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No kidding. Absolutely instantaneous. What a moment.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For real. That was something.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really rooting for Justin Verlander as he makes his last appearance- I always liked that guy, and want there to be just a little magic left.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Witching hour? When did they add witches???
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No alcohol in this one, but it's close...
Cans of C4 Energy drink's Skittles variety - photographed from a grocery display about five years ago.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The grocery store I frequent in Portland recently started selling theater boxes of Runts - before that it had been years since I'd seen them in the wild. They also sell a banana-only lookalike called "bananarama" in their bulk section- cannot confirm whether or not those too are bullshit.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was gonna shoot my shot, but Catherine Reacher-Mobute is just too good.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can't help but read this stuff in voice of Vinz Clortho. It really gives "many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you"
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally they're making Jeep commercials for people like me- those who frequently stop driving, stand up in the driver's seat, and recite the pledge of allegiance with hand on heart. Real normal guy stuff.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Right now the Ducks look like they were up all night doing whatever people do to have fun in Oklahoma... fracking maybe? #goducks
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The ghost of T. Boone Pickens is clearly messing with the weather because he's scared. #goducks
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everything is chock full of gyroscopes now. "It" defeated gravity once and for all. Can't even spill anything.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can't believe you made your poor editor work today.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An 8,000 word essay extolling the virtue of sticktoitiveness that's ultimately about how Olivia Nuzzi should've kept making music.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The money saved from cleaning lettuce went to put up the big man's arch.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Mendoza Simpsons
ALT: Mendoza Simpsons
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I keep hearing "hockey mom" in a John Lennon voice in my head.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2000 was definitely not as good a movie year as 2007, but I do still really like this one.
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John Cusack in High Fidelity: Pop Music Dilemma
ALT: John Cusack in High Fidelity: Pop Music Dilemma
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No Bingo for me, but 43 feels like a lot... I went with either owning an album or on a playlist.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this is a Cake song
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sure "Let's Twist Again" was a hit, but even it didn't reach no. 1. These guys need to try harder.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some real Kitty Sanchez vibes with the latest weird Trump news cycle.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
But which one is that woman's grandfather???
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It was great to see she still has the burst she showed last year as well.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That was my Prince's experience. Didn't seem too spicy at first, but the cumulative effect was significant. Really enjoyed that place.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I didn't win Powerball last night, but this morning I was the first to use the nice gender neutral bathroom at the auto shop- so, maybe I did win?
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Living in Little Chechnya adds years.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We're pan and scan maxxing.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hell- even if they just named them the Crows we could call the park the Murder House. A+
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Woke child chooses mythical creature over family bonding time and freedom. SMH.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I started watching this for the first time in like 20 years late last night and ten seconds in my smoke detector went off - a false alarm re: fire, but I took it as a warning to make better choices for the evening and went to bed.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me to no one in particular just now: "in what world would you rather face Julio Rodriguez than Dom Canzone?"
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Weird Lew" was a pioneer in parody porn.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How could you hear the 42 yo QB over the din of the pro-Sophie Cunningham demonstration you're attending as a vocal new supporter of women's sports?
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I saw one headed down Powell in Portland the other day. First time I'd ever seen a waymo in person.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My favorite book as a kid was "The Berenstein Bears and Too Much Dubai Chocolate"
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can't believe I'd previously missed that Eli Cash is the co-author of the book and movie that gave Bosch his cool cliffside house.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The best, most sustained weight loss I've had so far was during Covid when I did not have regularly available dessert and options for dining out. I might drop a ton of weight if I moved to the sticks.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Leash the Gates!" - Marc Maron
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm currently laid up between stone surgeries. Pretty sure I'd rather be pregnant, even with my male anatomy. Good luck to you.
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