pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 16h100%. If they want to collectively bargain a per-player cap of 154 games, I'd support that as long as they allowed additional call-ups to pad out the remaining 8 games over the course of the year. Anything that gets more rarity scores on my immaculate grid. 010
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He's somehow both Blanket Jackson and the crying baby in the 'I used to be a piece of shit' sketch. 011
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As a resident of the Portland Metro Area, I should be allowed to vote in the Washington 3rd District house race simply as a reward for sitting through their dueling commercials every ad break. How the hell do swing state residents do this??? 010
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That was my read on it- I'll see it in the theater, but only because I have Regal Unlimited and see enough movies that it'll effectively cost me like $3. Otherwise its got Prime written all over it. 010
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Torn on which movie to see tonight- Tom Cruise taking a big swing or longtime love Anne Hathaway battling (I assume) upstart Dakota Johnson for my affection. 120
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Saw a trailer for Whalefall last night- personally, I'm excited for 96 minutes of a guy stuck in a car wash full of jelly fish. 001
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So I take it my tax dollars paid for the deranged Trump commercial that just played during the Washington/Minnesota game, given the "paid by the US government" stamp on it. Seems great! 142
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026His legs definitely looked like he was having a seizure. I'm pretty terrified for my guy. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Really rooting for Justin Verlander as he makes his last appearance- I always liked that guy, and want there to be just a little magic left. 020
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The grocery store I frequent in Portland recently started selling theater boxes of Runts - before that it had been years since I'd seen them in the wild. They also sell a banana-only lookalike called "bananarama" in their bulk section- cannot confirm whether or not those too are bullshit. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was gonna shoot my shot, but Catherine Reacher-Mobute is just too good. 001
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I can't help but read this stuff in voice of Vinz Clortho. It really gives "many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you" 020
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Finally they're making Jeep commercials for people like me- those who frequently stop driving, stand up in the driver's seat, and recite the pledge of allegiance with hand on heart. Real normal guy stuff. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Right now the Ducks look like they were up all night doing whatever people do to have fun in Oklahoma... fracking maybe? #goducks 050
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The ghost of T. Boone Pickens is clearly messing with the weather because he's scared. #goducks 010
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everything is chock full of gyroscopes now. "It" defeated gravity once and for all. Can't even spill anything. 120
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026An 8,000 word essay extolling the virtue of sticktoitiveness that's ultimately about how Olivia Nuzzi should've kept making music. 020
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The money saved from cleaning lettuce went to put up the big man's arch. 1110
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I keep hearing "hockey mom" in a John Lennon voice in my head. 010
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 03/09/20262000 was definitely not as good a movie year as 2007, but I do still really like this one.static.klipy.comJohn Cusack in High Fidelity: Pop Music DilemmaALT: John Cusack in High Fidelity: Pop Music Dilemma 100
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No Bingo for me, but 43 feels like a lot... I went with either owning an album or on a playlist. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sure "Let's Twist Again" was a hit, but even it didn't reach no. 1. These guys need to try harder. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Some real Kitty Sanchez vibes with the latest weird Trump news cycle. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It was great to see she still has the burst she showed last year as well. 110
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026That was my Prince's experience. Didn't seem too spicy at first, but the cumulative effect was significant. Really enjoyed that place. 010
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I didn't win Powerball last night, but this morning I was the first to use the nice gender neutral bathroom at the auto shop- so, maybe I did win? 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Hell- even if they just named them the Crows we could call the park the Murder House. A+ 060
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Woke child chooses mythical creature over family bonding time and freedom. SMH. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I started watching this for the first time in like 20 years late last night and ten seconds in my smoke detector went off - a false alarm re: fire, but I took it as a warning to make better choices for the evening and went to bed. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Me to no one in particular just now: "in what world would you rather face Julio Rodriguez than Dom Canzone?" 020
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026How could you hear the 42 yo QB over the din of the pro-Sophie Cunningham demonstration you're attending as a vocal new supporter of women's sports? 030
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I saw one headed down Powell in Portland the other day. First time I'd ever seen a waymo in person. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My favorite book as a kid was "The Berenstein Bears and Too Much Dubai Chocolate" 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Can't believe I'd previously missed that Eli Cash is the co-author of the book and movie that gave Bosch his cool cliffside house. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The best, most sustained weight loss I've had so far was during Covid when I did not have regularly available dessert and options for dining out. I might drop a ton of weight if I moved to the sticks. 000
pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'm currently laid up between stone surgeries. Pretty sure I'd rather be pregnant, even with my male anatomy. Good luck to you. 010