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@pdxpratt.bsky.social
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Exploring the world, but mostly Portland. Opinions are my own. Likes don’t necessarily = agreement, but probably mean I laughed.

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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a resident of the Portland Metro Area, I should be allowed to vote in the Washington 3rd District house race simply as a reward for sitting through their dueling commercials every ad break. How the hell do swing state residents do this???
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Torn on which movie to see tonight- Tom Cruise taking a big swing or longtime love Anne Hathaway battling (I assume) upstart Dakota Johnson for my affection.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw a trailer for Whalefall last night- personally, I'm excited for 96 minutes of a guy stuck in a car wash full of jelly fish.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I take it my tax dollars paid for the deranged Trump commercial that just played during the Washington/Minnesota game, given the "paid by the US government" stamp on it. Seems great!
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really rooting for Justin Verlander as he makes his last appearance- I always liked that guy, and want there to be just a little magic left.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally they're making Jeep commercials for people like me- those who frequently stop driving, stand up in the driver's seat, and recite the pledge of allegiance with hand on heart. Real normal guy stuff.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Right now the Ducks look like they were up all night doing whatever people do to have fun in Oklahoma... fracking maybe? #goducks
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The ghost of T. Boone Pickens is clearly messing with the weather because he's scared. #goducks
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this is a Cake song
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some real Kitty Sanchez vibes with the latest weird Trump news cycle.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I didn't win Powerball last night, but this morning I was the first to use the nice gender neutral bathroom at the auto shop- so, maybe I did win?
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me to no one in particular just now: "in what world would you rather face Julio Rodriguez than Dom Canzone?"
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can't believe I'd previously missed that Eli Cash is the co-author of the book and movie that gave Bosch his cool cliffside house.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They should've let Emerson Hancock start the All-Star game so he could sign the lineup card all huge and historical-like.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
yeah with a ouija board
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you're listening to anything other than Sousa marches today, you're not a true American. Looking at you, Spotify Saturday afternoon soundtrack.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The reflecting pool saga is going to end with it getting filled in and replaced by the world's largest above ground pool- isn't it?
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
With the Stanley Cup Finals complete, the Trail Blazers are poised to name Rod Brind'Amour their new coach. Travel and scheduling will be tough, but you gotta hand it to Tom Dundon for identifying and addressing market inefficiencies. #ripcity
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We would've suffered far fewer casualties if our boys hadn't left England on foot.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
No giveaway at Seattle Mariners Pride Night?!
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I signed up for a free trial of ESPN Unlimited for this? #ripcity
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Big night for broadcast TV in the Portland market. For the first time that I can remember the Blazers and Mariners are both on free, over the air TV. When I was a kid the Mariners were sometimes on UHF 32, but Blazers home games were always PPV on Blazer Cable.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Artemis goes to the moon and back and still has a hillbilly-ass inflatable front porch.
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iPacers.com - Derek Kramer @ipacers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Providence Park: if you're gonna have a karaoke cam, you gotta put lyrics up. There's a lot of people here, and not all of them are cool like me and know all the words to Dancing Queen.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Soak it in, Michael B.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Lt. Howard Hunter AND Dr. Donald Wesphall in "The Final Days," about the end of the Nixon Presidency? How have I never seen this before???
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I believe this is a game issued 1992 Reggie Smith Blazers warmup. Hell yeah. #ripcity
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ok, through which gardening company is Stripes funneling extra cash to Kawhi?
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Just imagining what kind of pissy unhinged Trust post is coming from Trump after the Obama interview between All-Star sessions.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Legitimately one of the best things the Blazers have done in the last two years is use Jason Benetti on play by play when Kevin Calabro is out. I love having my favorite baseball broadcaster doing my team's games. #ripcity
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Nice to see Jody Allen getting practice holding a trophy in case the Blazers' sale isn't finished by June. #ripcity
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Jason Myers might win the Super Bowl MVP, but it belongs to every member of the Marist Fightin' Fred Sanfords family... Rik Smits, Jon Gabrus, Eric Adams...
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
How your email finds me
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It might be time to re-watch Tombstone in honor of my lingering January cough.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Watching the latest season of the Diplomat and I absolutely love the pathetic energy from first gentleman Josh Lyman.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Legit bummed that I got sick enough this week to miss the theater re-issue of One Battle After Another. Viewing #5 will apparently be in my TV room.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm just glad both teams got a chance to miss field goals.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The problem with many in the democratic party (and leadership, clearly) is that we fundamentally believe that it is important that institutions function and continue to serve the people. This leads to failure as an opposition party because in this case keeping the lights on is complicity.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The administration's position is clear- if you are brown, black, queer, woman, or happen to be friendly with any of those, shut up or get shot. Every one of the people who enable the monsters in charge of this disaster needs to go. Prosecute them all.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
"We've seen the footage and heard the witness statements- but its important that we try to understand each perspective. After all, Jodie Foster is incredibly talented..."
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I just knew CJ was getting shipped to the Hawks.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I want Marty Supreme but about the guy from Mad Med who tried to bring jai alai to the masses.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Caleb Love looks like a legitimate NBA player.
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pdxpratt @pdxpratt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
THAT is more like it, Ducks.
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