Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comDirector Krennic: Oh, It's BeautifulALT: Director Krennic: Oh, It's Beautiful 020
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Who else is hearing Al Pacino, "and she's got a FLAT ASS!" 010
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like I KNOW it's a coincidence that he shares a name with the evil corporation in The Boys, but it sure FEELS ominous. 020
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comObi-Wan Kenobi: Of Course I Know Him, He's MeALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi: Of Course I Know Him, He's Me 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I kept waiting for this to 🐝 about something other than hats. I'm still not sure whether I was pleasantly surprised or disappointed. 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My mom accidentally auto filled my phone number and email address years ago into a dnc donation. I support most of these candidates but goddamn I got like 40 texts in the past two days. 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@pablo.show Is there a plan for an episode where you spend a day at say, a water park, and it's called Pablo Torre Fucks Around? 011
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Beating a wolf to death? I've no idea what you're talking about." Jonny Greenwood, probably 110
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Make sure to always bring up that the band is named after a dildo! 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The series is officially as old as Kakashi was at its beginning! 020
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 22/09/2026She dreams in colors he dreams in Red. Can buy a Fettermannn 010
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So glad the Bengals don't have to play his defense twice a year anymore! 010
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@rodger.bsky.social I know I'm probably not the first person to think of this, but watching a team you hate lose to a team they should be crushing at home is called Schadenfraud right? 001
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You gotta watch the commentary track with Ben Affleck "I asked Michael why it was easier to train clowns to become dentists than it was to train dentists to become clowns, and he told me to shut the fuck up." 040
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good thing CNN spent the past 15 years normalizing that stupid fuck for ratings. That strategy has really paid off for them! 060
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sam Altman looks like the techbro version of the Abercrombie ceo 010
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We were so bored once at home for the winter in college that we drove 6 hours to Johnson City, TN to find the highest point we could easily drive to nearby and declare is the mountain of Mountain Dew. It was worth it. 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 13/09/2026With Cooper Rush at QB, do I start Waddle over London in .5ppr? Feels like a yes 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@rodger.bsky.social I think you'll appreciate this completely bullshitted perfect call of the Bama-UK score by myself earlier today. 100
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@netw3rk.bsky.social listening to the poly market show isn't the main concern just the plot of casino Royale? Mads just you know, has got that inside information 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comUse Your ImaginationALT: Use Your Imagination 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@dieworkwear.bsky.social Mentioned to my mom that my new jeans had a button fly which was taking some getting used to. "Oh so you got 501s?"static.klipy.comShaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'ALT: Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar' 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I got my question answered and it's one of the great moments of 2026 for me 010
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@craighorlbeck.bsky.social might I suggest for maybe October millennial slow jams? First suggestion would be too close by next. A song that is entirely about having a boner on the dance floor grinding up on your girl and it fucking rules 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comEdmund Fitzgerald: Forever In Our HeartsALT: Edmund Fitzgerald: Forever In Our Hearts 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Two movies in, I'm thinking to myself if Natalie Portman is also in the third movie... This is definitely a bit 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Smooch too loud. Babies give no suction slobber kisses 010
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 30/08/2026How much would Joe Flacco as Obi-wan yelling "I have the high ground" at Joe Burrow as Anakin cost? Asking for a friend... 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I saw your comment a few days ago and thought, "How good can it possibly be?" It was better than I ever could have imagined. 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How do you not lead with the fact that the player who scored the goal that got Hull City promoted was named OIL MCBURNIE. It's an all-timer of a name. 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Her biological clock is TICKING *stomp* LIKE *stomp* THIS *stomp* 0270
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I know they weren't, but I like to imagine they were Dolly sized too. "Go big or go home sister!" 010
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 25/08/2026@sheaserrano.bsky.social Was watching Paradise on Hulu when #thisguy showed up. Stuff got saucy real soon. 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Yeah I was 1/3 skimming and when I got to that I thought, "HEY! I'm getting bambeezled here!" 030
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 20/08/2026@ass.golf lol, slyme disease. If the AIs get bit by a cyber tick can they develop Alpha-HAL disease? 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Let's leave crumpets out of this ok? They're delicious. 110
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 06/08/2026@craighorlbeck.bsky.social "Veneer Watch" should be the new segment about whether a weekly performance is real or just an outlier 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Remember that part of Shawshank where Andy tells the rapist that if they kill him all his muscles will lock up and he'll bite the guys dick off and they won't be able to open his jaws? That's my only shot. Instant rigor mortis. 000
Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It's been three months and I just now noticed that you added feet to murdershewrotewiki 😂 010
