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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

@pablo.show Is there a plan for an episode where you spend a day at say, a water park, and it's called Pablo Torre Fucks Around?

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@rodger.bsky.social I know I'm probably not the first person to think of this, but watching a team you hate lose to a team they should be crushing at home is called Schadenfraud right?

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sam Altman looks like the techbro version of the Abercrombie ceo

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

@rodger.bsky.social I think you'll appreciate this completely bullshitted perfect call of the Bama-UK score by myself earlier today.

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

@netw3rk.bsky.social listening to the poly market show isn't the main concern just the plot of casino Royale? Mads just you know, has got that inside information

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Mentioned to my mom that my new jeans had a button fly which was taking some getting used to. "Oh so you got 501s?"

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Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'

ALT: Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

@craighorlbeck.bsky.social might I suggest for maybe October millennial slow jams? First suggestion would be too close by next. A song that is entirely about having a boner on the dance floor grinding up on your girl and it fucking rules

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

@sheaserrano.bsky.social Was watching Paradise on Hulu when #thisguy showed up. Stuff got saucy real soon.

A photo of character actor Patrick Fischler as seen in a season 2 episode of the drama Paradise. Shit soon got real saucy

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

@ass.golf lol, slyme disease. If the AIs get bit by a cyber tick can they develop Alpha-HAL disease?

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

@craighorlbeck.bsky.social "Veneer Watch" should be the new segment about whether a weekly performance is real or just an outlier

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social late Uncle advice, you can buy children's size shirts that have the Busch Light logo on them and everyone will always think it's hilarious to see a 2-year-old wearing a Busch Light t-shirt

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social 👻 thoughts as I catch up on the pod. 1) Caleb Chilliams? 2) My 5yo daughter also gets furious about movies vs shows 3) I once googled "Korean girl BBC" on a work pc trying to find the girl crashing her dad's zoom call

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

@stevenruiz.bsky.social come on man. You know the Bengals have a system as advanced as North Dallas did. Exactly as advanced in fact, on the same IBMs and everything.

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

@netw3rk.bsky.social @tylerparker.bsky.social The Big Green is perhaps the MOST important soccer movie because it taught me about birthright citizenship when I was 9. Juan's mom is undocumented but she insists to the local sheriff that he cannot be deported because he is an American citizen!

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

UEFA has only themselves to blame. #USMNT

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

@meninblazers.bsky.social Did I mow Go USA into the empty lot at the University of Kentucky Research Farm? Yes. Yes I did #courage

A large parcel of grass with Go USA mowed into it to support the USMNT

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I know it's not up to them but I really think that @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social and @craighorlbeck.bsky.social should have to do all these ad reads for arthritis drugs and weird shit no matter what the product is.

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Rory is unequivocally the non-American GOAT right?

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 14/02/2026

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

BORMIO, ITALY - FEBRUARY 14: Lucas Pinheiro Braathen of Team Brazil wins the gold medal, Marco Odermatt of Team Switzerland wins the silver medal, Loic Meillard of Team Switzerland wins the bronze medal during the Men's Giant Slalom on day eight of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics at Stelvio Alpine Skiing Centre on February 14, 2026 in Bormio, Italy. (Photo by Alexis Boichard/Agence Zoom/Getty Images)

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

@bbaby41.bsky.social I think my son is in the running for "Most obscure #Bengals jersey". When my wife showed me I first thought, "There's no way I forgot that Laveranues Coles played for the Bengals... Right?"

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

This is a more wholesome NFL highlight reel

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I get that it feels different because it's happening in America, but all these people calling for a World Cup boycott like the last two weren't in *checks notes* Qatar and Russia... Spend that anger on making actual change, not misguided nonsense.

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

@sheaserrano.bsky.social I have to disagree with Black Panther's signature line. I've always thought, "I did not yield, and as you can see, I AM NOT DEAD!" is an incredible one.

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

And Cignetti's heart grew three sizes that day!

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

For anyone wondering why I spent so much time baking last summer....here's why! Airs Feb 1

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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social please forward this spam text I got to Bill. I have an investor looking to buy The Ringer?

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Hey ChatGPT, make me a picture of Elite Joe Flacco riding a dragon tiger, or a tiger dragon. Either one. Thanks

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

@stevenruiz.bsky.social I think your QB ratings are total horseshit! Joe Burrow should have a Creativity score of 95 (he threw a TD fully horizontal with one knee on the ground!!!), giving him an overall score of 95.83, as opposed to your completely indefensible 95.67. #footballisback

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

@rodger.bsky.social youtu.be/BdnuBoNd0WI?... I'm sending this to you exclusively because I know you will appreciate Kenny Mayne calling the Super Bowl "America's Grey Cup"

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Mayne Event Wes Welker & Jared Allen

YouTube video by joshlring

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

@sheaserrano.bsky.social Watching The Pitt, a show full of "where do i recognize this guy from" characters. Then one of them seems sooooo familiar FUCKIN UNCLE MIKE FROM PRIMO

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

@minakimes.bsky.social I don't know how much time you have for leisure reading right now but wanted to make sure you were aware there is a romance novel featuring a Korean-American woman who coaches football.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 07/06/2025

YES YES

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

my son waking me up for some Bluey

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

@sheaserrano.bsky.social Have you ever done a ranking of the best "They fucked with the wrong guy" movies? Equalizer, Wick, Rebel Ridge etc? What are some of the classics I might not know about.

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

@sheaserrano.bsky.social watched the Equalizer for the first time today. How great is the "You said don't leave anyone behind" moment when Ralphie comes back to save Robert?

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

@minakimes.bsky.social there are tactical pens now. www.govdeals.com/en/asset/113...

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Pat Maloney @pdgareject.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

@richardosman1.bsky.social don't mind me, sobbing uncontrollably as Joyce reads Bernard's letter.

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