A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Jeez, could you post a spoiler warning before reminding me of my own mortality? 000
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The biggest difference between the two major political parties is that Democrats are incompetently malicious while Republicans are maliciously incompetent 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This little fucker speedran it's way to being the worst emoji of all time: ✨ 000
Reposted by A Scanner WokelyBusiaco @busia.co · 15/06/2026I've no sympathy for those who fell or were thrown into my pit. 06110
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I'm in Sacramento smoking a cigarette at The Ziggurat 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 13/06/2026There is A house In New Orleans They call: The House in New Orleans 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Who up playin with they flesh eating screw worm 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 18/05/2026You can't make an omelette without breaking a few dishes 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Jerking off to Christian iconography can be a real come-to-Jesus moment 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The end of the war has a similar timeline to Iran's development of nukes: days away over the course of the next 30 years 000
Reposted by A Scanner Wokelypretty kate machine @littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Everyone involved in the local music scene needs to eat better 1192
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Just watched a gif of a giraffe gingerly drinking gin 000
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My cortisol is not SPIKING! It's not even elevated! I have NOT been framemogged! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 08/02/2026People who say "sportsball" unironically might be kinda corny, but I can at least see where they're coming from. If you watch the super bowl for the ads, I have no respect for you whatsoever. 001
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I hate it when I fall for the oldest trick in the Book of Old Tricks 000
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Senate Democrats shut down the government for one thing alone: good optics during an election. Now that the election is over, they're doing what they wanted to do all along. 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 19/09/2025(making a pinching motion with my fingers) This is the world's smallest accordion, playing the world's silliest song, just for you. 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I would never use a slur like 'clanker' to refer to AI or the like. In order to use dehumanizing language, the subject must first be human. 000
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 06/08/2025You might be unlucky, but are you "A lifetime of tragic accidents" unlucky? 020
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 24/07/2025HOGAN: Gonna take my vitamins and say my prayers with the angels! ST. PETER: That's not gonna work for me, brother. 000
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 20/07/2025BREAKING: Local Man Debuts New Catchphrase, Coworkers Infuriated 000
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 25/06/2025The rest of us definitely aren't getting Ranked Choice Voting now 030
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 16/06/2025This meeting I'm barely awake for and am not paying attention to could have been an email I'd ignore 020
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 08/06/2025"If I make an exception for you, I'll have to make an exception for everyone!" Uhh, no you don't. That's why they're called exceptions. 000
Reposted by A Scanner Wokely🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 31/05/2025[bean war veteran]: i can still hear the beans 0537
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Look if nobody else is gonna say it, I'm gonna say it; your boobs are looking epic as hell today, your honor 020
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Look at you walking around like your hooba don't stank 031
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 11/05/2025You're not aura farming you're loitering. Buy something or get lost 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I find it extremely rude when someone plots my downfall 010
Reposted by A Scanner WokelySantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 02/05/2025there is a house in new orleans they call the 'fucked up house' 81122213
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Okay but suppose this gorilla had a katana and wakizashi, and was trained in the deadly arts of Hyoho Niten Ichi-Ryu? What then? 020
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Lmao nice commons there bud. Is there a tragedy of it? 020
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 24/04/2025If you can't handle me at my oh behave, you don't deserve me at my yeah baby 020
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Elon doesn't have autism. It's yet another thing he faked for clout 010
A Scanner Wokely @pavrock.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Customer I was serving tonight was having a burger, so his fingers were getting dirty. But instead of wiping them off on his napkin, he was dipping his fingers in his water and drying them off on his shirt 010
