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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 1h

Hahaha . Vini Jr and Mourinho look like right nobs now. Cannot argue with that red. Stonewall.

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fuck it. I've booked my birthday off work and a ticket to see Avengers Doomsday in the morning. My little treat to myself. I don't normally give a shit about my birthday. too old for all that fucking nonsense. But Doomsday, on my birthday after this fucking year? I mean I had to.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh and the other thing I learned from the Endgame rerelease is that Doomsday actually comes out on my birthday in the UK! Do I really dare?

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well it was fun seeing Endgame on the big screen again. Shame we got skanked out of one of the post-credit scenes in the version I saw. Bit of a con that! Colours didn’t look any different to me. #MCU

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm still disproportionately miffed that the cowards at Letterboxd got rid of this screamingly demented alternate cover for Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.

A tonally inappropriate Letterboxd alternate cover for the film Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me that depicts a peppy, upbeat blue sky with clouds with Sheryl Lee smiling as Laura Palmer. It also has upbeat stylized typeface suggestive of a 1990s romcom.

Letterboxd got rid of this alternate cover, and that's ridiculous.

Tagline: "She's going nowhere fast... and you're not coming."

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Blimey, Just seen Jocasta in a new VisionQuest trailer. She looks awesome!. Bloody Jocasta!!!!!!!

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bless the memory of Stanislav Yevgrafovich, the Man Who Saved the World. At a moment when it mattered, he chose humanity.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Salford deserve that. Slow, ponderous crap from #swfc against their reserves. Regressing to last season quickly over the last 3 games. Pedersen will be 'proud of the boys'. His football is dogshit.

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

21st September

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@mellyfratelli.bsky.social Harry Gray Update. Came on the 55th min and was probably our best player in a dismal performance. Played on the left of a front 3. Long shot, ghosted past players on several occasions and a surprisingly crunchy tackle on his full back were highlights. Should start I think.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dismal. Never seen so many unforced errors. No spark until Gray came on. Pedersen’s tactics dismal. Ref dismal and inconsistent. At least we didn’t lose. #swfc

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"You are the problem" meme via Expose Racism

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Delighted to see Coventry getting humped every week, could not happen to a nicer fan base. Never has a bunch who has been through adversity so quickly forgotten it and started punching down on others in a bad position. Rotten to the core that lot. And Lampard is a twat. Keep losing Sky Blues.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

@mellyfratelli.bsky.social Harry Gray Update. Exciting 14 minute cameo off the bench. Face protection for splattered nose. Got fouled about 3 times, got a dirty Wigan twat booked, got booked for dissent. Could have scored deep in injury time. Should have had longer on the pitch in my opinion.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Wednesday pedestrian. Wigan cheats. Ref piss weak. No idea what people see in Morrison, Bannan shit again. Gray on way too late. Result for the YouTube ‘experts’. Meh. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This week at work was horrendous. I thought the worst thing would be spending all week being the only person on a major University IT Helpdesk phone line. It was horrible.. utterly. BUT! Apparently there are ADULTS going to Uni who were born in 2008! How does that fucking happen? I feel fucking old!

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beeblePumpkin 🎃 @beeblepete.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Not a bad #Whooverville for one's first 💕

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026

My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”

A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We rode out luck there. Can we not have any more defenders get injured please? And maybe some get fit? Not sure Pederson got it right leaving Mitchell out of the starting 11 tbh. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Duff sent off. What a knobhead.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Like Night and Day compared to Saturday and the second half was a tough watch. More injuries pile up. Take the points and run away like a thief in the night. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Jarred Gillett is a consistently shit ref. Utter wank. I saw his first ever game in England, shit. Still shit today.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6

The whole "they died for our future" line that gets spouted about WW1 soldiers is nothing but a comforting lie. They died because the ruling classes had grievances and saw the public as expendable. They probably still do.

anon_opin GOLD from 31st July 2023

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I've just seen the worst disallowed goal I have ever seen by VAR! Shocking in Lyon.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

@mellyfratelli.bsky.social Harry Gray Update. Out for 2 weeks after having his nose splattered all over his face by a Wolves defender midweek. Welcome to the mesters game young man.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Well that was very good and also showed how paper thin our squad is at the same time. Bromley looked like a rabbit in the headlights. Mitchell and Slattery are too good for League One. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

PSG are such spozzy bastards.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Fuck it. This week can do one. RIP Tim Curry.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Another home defeat for Henrick's collection. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Out with a whimper. Does anyone have any idea what our style of play is supposed to be apart from largely mediocre for most of the game? Pressure on Pedersen to get a win against Bromley and all his fault. Surely no one can have any more excuses for this bloke? #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Awww fuckit. RIP Dolly Parton.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Russell Martin and his silly 'possession for the sake of it' football not working in League One? Is anyone not surprised? How does this fraud keep getting jobs. Oh thats right, basket case clubs. Zero sympathy for Leicester though.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You know what I am sick to my back teeth of? Seeing away fans celebrate wins at Hillsborough. In the last 70 league games away teams have won 32 of those games, Wednesday have won 15! Thats over the course of 4 seasons now. Fucking sick of it. Pedersen has put pressure on himself. No excuses. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

New season. Same old feeling. Ball retention in the second half was like a pub side. Bannan fucking wank. Another home defeat for Henrik’s already large collection. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ahh. Losing at home. My old friend. Nice to have you back. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Bannan. Control the ball and pass it. Flicking and messing with ball, lose it, corner, they score. Knobhead! #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Well, played ok in that first half. Need goals. Still terrify me at the back. #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

@swfc.co.uk have just rung my disabled Dad to cancel his disabled parking permit we paid for because it's 'oversubscribed'. Bet its not 'oversubscibed' for the hospitality twats. Hes still has not got his £15 blank season ticket. Has anything changed at Hillsborough. DO BETTER WEDNESDAY! #swfc

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Clacton still full of cunts I see. Hope the racist shit stain of a town falls into the fucking sea. Can they get back to exposing that corrupt, Nazi cunt now?

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I updated my total eclipse webcam viewer for today's eclipse! Once totality begins you'll see a live-updating umbra, so you can race to the next webcam and see the eclipse happen over and over again. jonty.github.io/2026_eclipse...

A map showing the path of the 2026 total eclipse over Iceland and Spain, with markers showing webcams and a countdown until the eclipse begins, and it hitting the first webcam.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

First comic that made me cry.

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