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Paul Cooke

@paulvcooke.bsky.social
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My thoughts and feelings. Don't bother responding. I'm not looking for engagement. And I'm too old to give a s**t about anyone else's opinions. Zero tolerance for scum.

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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Serious question. How many members do these ‘fan groups’ represent? Do they give out numbers publicly?
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Horrendous, what gives this ‘fan group’ and its members a voice and more importance than the rest of us? These chancers have finally got what they want. They can lord it over us. I don’t Trust The Trust.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I fucking love it! I would never do anything like that you understand!………..My showing is 9am as I am an old man and need my sleep! Buzzing. I normally would not bother but want to avoid spoilers and then when I saw they had changed the UK date to the 16th I had to.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I love a bit of dour Scandinavian football.....or am I just making excuses for picking the lowest scoring game of the night for my second screen 🤔
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bit of a bonkers match that. Textbook piss weak defending from both sides and that Roma goalie had a stinker. I had Bodo on another screen and they defended like Trojans, exact opposite of the clown show here.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MCU Rewatch. Thor Ragnarok (2017) Rightly praised for its humour, maybe slightly oversteps. Goldblum & Blanchett the right side of camp. Thompson great. Hulk/Banner yay! Gets Skurge wrong, search Skurge Bridge of Gjallerbru. Music works well. Korg & Miek❤️. Bridge Fight❤️ #MCURewatch #RoadToDoomsday
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MCU Rewatch. Spider-Man Homecoming (2017) Really odd to go back to the beginning, they are all babies! Cast all smash it. May is the coolest Aunt and loves Peter so much. The date door open and car chat is such a great twist. Toomes is a believable, grounded baddie. MJ ❤️ #MCURewatch #RoadToDoomsday
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, January 30th then! 😂
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sorry. He'll be at Spurs by January 1st. There does that make you feel better?
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reckon the manager churn at Chelsea will calm down now they have had the ownership chnage so Alonso may be there for a while. Even the Saudi's will turn their nose up at those numbers for someone who currently could not hit a donkey's arse with a banjo and doesn't look that bothered about it either.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
6 year contract. Hilarious. Arsenal dodged a massive bullet and now you are stuck paying this wanker his matched Mbappe wage. You will never shift him now.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was the stupidest fucking thing I have seen on a football pitch in a long time. And thats saying something. As if you are getting away with that in this day and age with VAR and the rule change. And then he had the fucking brass neck to look shocked by the decision. Fucking waster.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hahaha . Vini Jr and Mourinho look like right nobs now. Cannot argue with that red. Stonewall.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By about a decade..........
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That first photo was bugging me, thought it looked familiar in a "I've been there" kind way. Prague!
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Uploaded to the folder that the had the VHS rips in. Let me know if you need the link again.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just uploading them now.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I agree, I really don’t get the pearl clutching about it. Especially from clubs that don’t even bother to make their training grounds not visible from public rights of way. The fact that it’s time-limited just makes it a nonsense.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha. I feel it!
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"One for all and all for one, Muskehounds are always ready." Sorry, thats French. If you are a certain age it's the most French thing. Don' care who wrote it, who produced it. Its French. Its Dogtanian for gods sake, how more French can you get? You get a pass. Totally French. Like a baguette!
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sure life will conspire to fuck up this best laid plan but lets see hey?
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck it. I've booked my birthday off work and a ticket to see Avengers Doomsday in the morning. My little treat to myself. I don't normally give a shit about my birthday. too old for all that fucking nonsense. But Doomsday, on my birthday after this fucking year? I mean I had to.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ll be getting yours mate.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You take care as well.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can relate, went through 3 similar waits with Dad earlier in the year. The NHS is great and the care he got was outstanding but getting past the the A&E sharp end and getting into a ward is horrendous. Our longest wait was 19 hours. Hope everything is sorted soon.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drama!!
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Am pissing myself laughing. Doctor Doom on Pickled Onion Monster Munch! 😂
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can you imagine!!!
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Captain America on the Wotsits. I’m loving this! 😂
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yelena and Shuri on the Quavers! 😂
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social it’s starting to feel a lot like Doomsday!
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All too true.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thats a name from the past. I remember that plastered all over the outside of Ponds Forge. Total Wrong 'un.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FFS, apparently none of these post credit bits are actually in Doomsday, so it'll be Disney Plus for the TVA bit for me. Unless the Russo's are talking bollocks which is possible. Fucking Disney. Nobs.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh and the other thing I learned from the Endgame rerelease is that Doomsday actually comes out on my birthday in the UK! Do I really dare?
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You got them all, my peasant showing was missing the TVA one. If I had known I would have just gone to a different showing that had it.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes the whole point is the extra scenes. Doing 2 versions of it and not advertising or communicating it is really poor, but complaining will do nothing, who do I complain to? The cinema has done nothing wrong as far as I can tell, this one is on Disney being twats. Did your version have 4 scenes?
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh apparently, the missing post credit scene is only on 'premium' format showings like iMax and suchlike, not the peasant screeing I went to. If you are going to pull this shit at least communicate it. This is what I would call a cunts trick. Not cool at all.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MCU Rewatch. Guardians v2 (2017) Another fun outing for our favourite space misfits but Gunn getting slightly excessive and it occasionally shows. Pretty mostly. Finally sisters. Yondu 😭. Mantis ❤️. Groot ❤️. Some unspoken thing is tender. Harbulary batteries! #MCURewatch #RoadToDoomsday
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MCU Rewatch. Doctor Strange (2016) The MCU Intro YAY! Such a trippy film, incredible on the eye. BC does a great job at making Strange an arsehole both before and after the accident. Swinton steals it. Love Wong. MCU magic and another Infinity Stone! I'm here to bargain! #MCURewatch #RoadToDoomsday
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MCU Rewatch. CA Civil War (2016) Avengers 2.5. Intense. Incredible debuts for Black Panther and Spider-Man. Tony and Steve both think they are always right, both are full of guilt. Baron Zemo tragic Viz and Wanda ❤️ Action packed film and the airport scene is iconic. #MCURewatch #RoadToDoomsday
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well it was fun seeing Endgame on the big screen again. Shame we got skanked out of one of the post-credit scenes in the version I saw. Bit of a con that! Colours didn’t look any different to me. #MCU
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I bonkers? Going to see a film I’ve seen loads of times just because it’s a bit more shiny and has some post credit scenes slapped on it? Yes I am! Seated and excited. May explode before Doomsday! 😂
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm still disproportionately miffed that the cowards at Letterboxd got rid of this screamingly demented alternate cover for Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.
A tonally inappropriate Letterboxd alternate cover for the film Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me that depicts a peppy, upbeat blue sky with clouds with Sheryl Lee smiling as Laura Palmer. It also has upbeat stylized typeface suggestive of a 1990s romcom.

Letterboxd got rid of this alternate cover, and that's ridiculous.

Tagline: "She's going nowhere fast... and you're not coming."
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wooooo. Looks great as usual.
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm going later on. Buzzing for it. I will blub!
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Paul Cooke @paulvcooke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blimey, Just seen Jocasta in a new VisionQuest trailer. She looks awesome!. Bloody Jocasta!!!!!!!
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bless the memory of Stanislav Yevgrafovich, the Man Who Saved the World. At a moment when it mattered, he chose humanity.
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