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Paul Tonner

@paultonner.bsky.social
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Illustration, writing and comics. Sometimes all at once. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like weird bots an´ I can not lie
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Sir Mix-A-Lot: Sexy Curve
Alt: Sir Mix-A-Lot
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does the cat survive?
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some SLAPS 👋 🖤 🤦 x100
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Capcom Street Fighter V: E. Honda vs Blanka
Alt: Capcom Street Fighter V: E. Honda vs Blanka (Hundred Hand Slap)
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the bomb shelter?
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jacko seems pretty annoyed that the person shaking their fist at him has managed to rescue a small boy.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'There Is No Antimimetics Division' is quite an extraordinary book. Sci-Fi and horror blended in a mindbending way. Quite a trip. I listened to the audiobook which was excellently done.
There Is No Antimimetics Division by QNTM
book cover.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No problem. I'll keep looking out regardless. You never know what will turn up.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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The Office Michael Scott
Alt: The Office Michael Scott
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What the hell is wrong with comic buyers. Memories like goldfish, it seems. It has not even been six months since the last grift spectacularly self-destructed. And collaborating with <redacted> too?! He'll be announcing a collab with Frazer Brown next...
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Agreed. I don't think it causes any harm so it's worth giving it a go.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My lamp is quite similar. If I'm working at a desk on a dull morning I just prop it up next to me for an hour and soak it in. Does it work? It could be a placebo but it does seem to blast away the gloom a bit. Your body lacks Vitamin D in winter so it seems sensible to top it up with a cheap pill?
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Aye. Bloody miserable weather today. Need to stock up on vitamin D and find my daylight lamp.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Joy of Sex. Interestingly enough, the illustrations in the book are by legendary sci-fi and spaceship artist Chris Foss.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Termite problem round at your hoose, aye?
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*checks list* Well, well, well.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Get your child to go up to her and ask"are you my mummy?" over and over again. That'll make her move. As a library guy it is a bit weird but there's not a lot we can do. Could she be waiting for a child to get out of school or partner with a child?
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So he is so.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jings! Butter wouldnae melt, but he's a cheeky wee scamp.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That's fine. Frazer has absolutely no intention of being in comics then either.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Become?
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sorted. That Bank of Scotland one looks fairly unique and probably not easily available outside Scotland.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We live in insane times.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ooft. Nevin taking no prisoners there. Buck's Fizz particularly brutalized. Apparently, Cheryl Baker still occasionally wakes up in floods of tears and can't for the life of her remember why. It's because of this review.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aww, come now. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. (I never understood that one. It usually just meant instant death)
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D&D Beholder Monster Attacks with Eye Beams
Alt: D&D Beholder Monster Attacks with Eye Beams
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's kind of like being on the telly. Proper telly. Not just game telly. Congrats!
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have you called the Emergency Bin Line? They're there to help.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Captain Lasso. Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
More of these pulsating,, strobing striplights in an Asda car park. Is this art or am I just a weirdo in a multi storey car park? #videoart #art Epilepsy ⚠️ Warning - contains flashing lights.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sort of got transfixed by these pulsating, probably faulty, striplights in an Asda car park. Is this art? #videoart #art Epilepsy ⚠️ Warning - contains flashing lights.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Alien Nuke
Alt: Alien Nuke
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Aquaman Swimming in Super Friends
Alt: Aquaman Swimming in Super Friends
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looks lovely but I could never go there. My brain would be doing the theme tune 24/7 for the entire vacances. It's bad enough it's probably going to be with me until at least 10.30 when it will be replaced by The Wheels on the Bus. I work in a library and we have baby rhymetime this morning.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Danke.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Simpsons: Lionel Hutz Screams in Fear
Alt: Lionel Hutz Screams in Fear
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's great, but I wish to God that they could decide if the MacGuffin is called a thumb drive, flash drive or a jump drive. I swear that it was called all three in a single conversation between two characters. :)
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Evading hunter-killer robots?
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Terminator Robot with Glowing Red Eyes
Alt: Terminator Robot with Glowing Red Eyes
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No proper eclipse, no Perseids tonight, and the Cosmos update didn't drop for No Man's Sky. Rubbish. Here's my floof hanging around in the garden wondering what the fuss was all about. No, she's not a Dalek.
Floof cat
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
FULLY ECLIPSED! (by clouds)
No Sun 🌞☁️
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not even a sacrifice to Nuada is going to help us see the #eclipse in central Scotland. Shite.
Nuada! Help us!Bastard Clouds
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
'Can You Hand Me That Spanner' and the sequel 'No, Not That One You Fucking Idiot Robot' and the final part of he trilogy 'Christ. I'll Do It My Fucking Self'
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today, in movies.
The Day the Earth Caught FireApocalypto The Day of the Triffids
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I would have still liked to have had John Krazinski and Emily Blunt paired up as the Richards and a director with the skill to allow that real husband and wife energy seep into the on screen performance. It might have been fun or an unmitigated disaster.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh. That's interesting to know. Thanks for that information. Found some more yesterday
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cool. I might see if there's a catch up thing and go directly to season 3.
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Loved the first series. Didn't dig the second. Didn't finish it. Have you watched Pluribus?
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Dan Levy as David Rose: Awkward Nodding
ALT: Dan Levy as David Rose: Awkward Nodding
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm not sure what's the worst. The thought of Toilet Wine or imagining someone with 'bobby fingers'
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Did you hop there or did you lose a shoe cutting across the meadow?
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind Steven Spielberg
Alt: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind Steven Spielberg
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It bears mentioning that these comparatively modern mini-henges are not emulating more ancient megaliths and symbolic places. They have been placed / dumped there for purely cosmetic and practical reasons. These are here primarily to stop local youths turning this open space into a football pitch
An excellent scattering of mini-henges on an open space in Currie, nr Edinburgh. What will far future archeologists think of them. A place of worship or burial for the long gone tribes that built their dwellings around them?
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Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Has anyone made a study of modern urban megaliths? Many mid to late 20th century urban spaces and housing estates have rock piles like these. This spectacular array in Currie,nr Edinburgh is only enhanced by this magnificent tree remnant. #megaliths #stonecircles #folklore @stoneclub.bsky.social
Urban Rock piles in housing estate in Currie, nr Edinburgh. A spectacular tree remnant amidst urban rock piles in Currie, nr Edinburgh.
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