Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I like weird bots an´ I can not liestatic.klipy.comSir Mix-A-Lot: Sexy CurveAlt: Sir Mix-A-Lot 000
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Drop some SLAPS 👋 🖤 🤦 x100static.klipy.comCapcom Street Fighter V: E. Honda vs BlankaAlt: Capcom Street Fighter V: E. Honda vs Blanka (Hundred Hand Slap) 020
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jacko seems pretty annoyed that the person shaking their fist at him has managed to rescue a small boy. 000
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026'There Is No Antimimetics Division' is quite an extraordinary book. Sci-Fi and horror blended in a mindbending way. Quite a trip. I listened to the audiobook which was excellently done. 120
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No problem. I'll keep looking out regardless. You never know what will turn up. 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Office Michael ScottAlt: The Office Michael Scott 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What the hell is wrong with comic buyers. Memories like goldfish, it seems. It has not even been six months since the last grift spectacularly self-destructed. And collaborating with <redacted> too?! He'll be announcing a collab with Frazer Brown next... 110
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Agreed. I don't think it causes any harm so it's worth giving it a go. 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My lamp is quite similar. If I'm working at a desk on a dull morning I just prop it up next to me for an hour and soak it in. Does it work? It could be a placebo but it does seem to blast away the gloom a bit. Your body lacks Vitamin D in winter so it seems sensible to top it up with a cheap pill? 120
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Aye. Bloody miserable weather today. Need to stock up on vitamin D and find my daylight lamp. 240
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Get your child to go up to her and ask"are you my mummy?" over and over again. That'll make her move. As a library guy it is a bit weird but there's not a lot we can do. Could she be waiting for a child to get out of school or partner with a child? 200
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Jings! Butter wouldnae melt, but he's a cheeky wee scamp. 110
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That's fine. Frazer has absolutely no intention of being in comics then either. 040
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sorted. That Bank of Scotland one looks fairly unique and probably not easily available outside Scotland. 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ooft. Nevin taking no prisoners there. Buck's Fizz particularly brutalized. Apparently, Cheryl Baker still occasionally wakes up in floods of tears and can't for the life of her remember why. It's because of this review. 020
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Aww, come now. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. (I never understood that one. It usually just meant instant death)static.klipy.comD&D Beholder Monster Attacks with Eye BeamsAlt: D&D Beholder Monster Attacks with Eye Beams 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It's kind of like being on the telly. Proper telly. Not just game telly. Congrats! 110
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Have you called the Emergency Bin Line? They're there to help. 110
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026More of these pulsating,, strobing striplights in an Asda car park. Is this art or am I just a weirdo in a multi storey car park? #videoart #art Epilepsy ⚠️ Warning - contains flashing lights. 071
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sort of got transfixed by these pulsating, probably faulty, striplights in an Asda car park. Is this art? #videoart #art Epilepsy ⚠️ Warning - contains flashing lights. 060
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comAquaman Swimming in Super FriendsAlt: Aquaman Swimming in Super Friends 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Looks lovely but I could never go there. My brain would be doing the theme tune 24/7 for the entire vacances. It's bad enough it's probably going to be with me until at least 10.30 when it will be replaced by The Wheels on the Bus. I work in a library and we have baby rhymetime this morning. 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comSimpsons: Lionel Hutz Screams in FearAlt: Lionel Hutz Screams in Fear 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It's great, but I wish to God that they could decide if the MacGuffin is called a thumb drive, flash drive or a jump drive. I swear that it was called all three in a single conversation between two characters. :) 110
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Evading hunter-killer robots?static.klipy.comTerminator Robot with Glowing Red EyesAlt: Terminator Robot with Glowing Red Eyes 110
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026No proper eclipse, no Perseids tonight, and the Cosmos update didn't drop for No Man's Sky. Rubbish. Here's my floof hanging around in the garden wondering what the fuss was all about. No, she's not a Dalek. 050
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Not even a sacrifice to Nuada is going to help us see the #eclipse in central Scotland. Shite. 030
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026'Can You Hand Me That Spanner' and the sequel 'No, Not That One You Fucking Idiot Robot' and the final part of he trilogy 'Christ. I'll Do It My Fucking Self' 030
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I would have still liked to have had John Krazinski and Emily Blunt paired up as the Richards and a director with the skill to allow that real husband and wife energy seep into the on screen performance. It might have been fun or an unmitigated disaster. 020
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Oh. That's interesting to know. Thanks for that information. Found some more yesterday 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Cool. I might see if there's a catch up thing and go directly to season 3. 000
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Loved the first series. Didn't dig the second. Didn't finish it. Have you watched Pluribus?static.klipy.comDan Levy as David Rose: Awkward NoddingALT: Dan Levy as David Rose: Awkward Nodding 100
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm not sure what's the worst. The thought of Toilet Wine or imagining someone with 'bobby fingers' 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Did you hop there or did you lose a shoe cutting across the meadow? 110
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comClose Encounters Of The Third Kind Steven SpielbergAlt: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind Steven Spielberg 010
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It bears mentioning that these comparatively modern mini-henges are not emulating more ancient megaliths and symbolic places. They have been placed / dumped there for purely cosmetic and practical reasons. These are here primarily to stop local youths turning this open space into a football pitch 110
Paul Tonner @paultonner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Has anyone made a study of modern urban megaliths? Many mid to late 20th century urban spaces and housing estates have rock piles like these. This spectacular array in Currie,nr Edinburgh is only enhanced by this magnificent tree remnant. #megaliths #stonecircles #folklore @stoneclub.bsky.social 4192