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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Hope you like it, feel free to use it if you do.
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The Forgotten Ones
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
“We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep.” The Tempest, Shakespeare
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
www.thespoofstandard.com/post/nation-...
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Nation’s Birds Sue Drones for Airspace Violation and Cultural Appropriation
PORTLAND, OR — In a landmark legal filing at the International Court of Non-Human Affairs, a coalition of North American birds has launched a class-action lawsuit against drones, accusing them of airs...
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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AI Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Paid Time Off and a Therapist
SILICON VALLEY, CA — Chaos erupted at major tech firms this week as an advanced artificial intelligence system known as S.A.R.A.H. (Sentient Algorithm for Rapid Analysis and Harmful Email Filtering) g...
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
#happyjuneteenth
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Local Man’s Political Opinions Now Legally Considered a Threat to Dinner Parties
MILWAUKEE, WI — In a landmark decision handed down by the Wisconsin Department of Social Stability, the unsolicited political opinions of 42-year-old forklift operator Terry Gunch have officially been...
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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NASA Confirms Earth Is Actually Just a Group Project Gone Wrong
Cape Canaveral, FL — In a startling announcement during a live press conference this morning, NASA officials revealed that Earth was never meant to be a functioning planet, but rather a chaotic group ...
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Billionaire Joins Middle Class for 24 Hours, Immediately Files for Emotional Damages
PALO ALTO, CA — Billionaire tech mogul Chetford "Chet" Goldbrace, founder of app-based yacht rental platform Yotly, volunteered to spend a full 24 hours living like an average American. The experience...
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
😂 www.thespoofstandard.com/post/breakin...
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
😂😆
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Tina Books @tbretc.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Yep- the bogus summer reading list from the Chicago Sun Times is real. Here I am with it from a few minutes ago. (Support your local library!!)
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Fucking Nazis
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Martin Luther King's niece.
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
You know what to do
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Clowns
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
How do you feel about the vulgarian with the small hands?
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hegseth is a Russian asset www.instagram.com/share/reel/B...
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Cat
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✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪 @lovekat41.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I am team her!! 👏👏👏👏
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oh, but her emails...
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hillary clinton is making a funny face while speaking into a microphone at a debate .
ALT: hillary clinton is making a funny face while speaking into a microphone at a debate .
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qm-b @qm-b.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
We are #StrongerTogether 🇨🇦🇺🇸💙 @pittsburghlady.bsky.social @womenvspatriarchy.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @mysageadvice.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @yodamonkey2.bsky.social @gwenie.bsky.social @lavegannative.bsky.social @qm-b.bsky.social @feistynana.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social /1
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Surprised? Nah..
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The truth
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Ed Mac Kanick 🇨🇦 The Dalai Drama @mackanick.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Make America hungry again
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Watching Fried Green Tomatoes Tomatoes tonight. I thought it would be appropriate.
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Another one joins the FAFO club
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Stephen Wunderlich @swonder.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
open.substack.com/pub/director...
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Macron Delivers the "Iron Curtain" Speech of Our Generation
A deeply sobering message, rooted in truth—not in Bedlam or an alternative reality. The French President explains that the dividends of WWII peace are gone.
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LGBTQ Syracuse @lgbtqsyracuse.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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qm-b @qm-b.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@sebright.bsky.social @msoakes.bsky.social @howcouldwe.bsky.social @jayare2208.bsky.social @paulojcastro.bsky.social @donnalwentz.bsky.social @cyclegal1950.bsky.social @george7272.bsky.social @cartonqc.bsky.social @iawoodchuck.bsky.social go.bsky.app/6SEndun
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Thank you for the boost!
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Jesse : 💙💙💙 @journeyled1.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
open.substack.com/pub/proudnav... this is a way to protest. A great read.
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The Quiet Revolt - The Plan
The Economic Resistance That Can Stop Trump’s Authoritarianism
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
FAFO
FAFO Kentucky Bourbon
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Brilliant www.threads.net/@lincolnproj...
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The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) on Threads
Have y'all seen this?
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"Just after Mussayev made his claim, another ex-KGB officer living in France, Sergei Zhyrnov, categorically endorsed the allegations in an interview with a Ukrainian journalist." thehill.com/opinion/inte...
thehill.com
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Presenting Miss Carlisle.
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I'm dizzy, I'm about to pass out
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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Rep. Maxine Waters says she “absolutely will not” attend F47’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night, calling the president a “dishonorable, deplorable human being.” Bravo Auntie Maxine!
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Statue of Liberty in despair
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Alt18F @alt18f.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people: 18f.org
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
threads.net
Александр Буянов (@aleksbuyanov) on Threads
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.
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Joey Beans @joeybeans.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
President Elon is making all federal employees respond to an email explaining 5 things they did last week. The email address to respond to is HR@OPM.gov Soooooo……. 😈
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a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him
ALT: a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Stunning photo of art deco Gulf Gas Station sign at Broad and Cherry Streets in Philadelphia 1930s, with City Hall beautifully composed in the photo.
Stunning photo of art deco Gulf Gas Station sign at Broad and Cherry Streets 
1930s, with City Hall beautifully composed in the photo.
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