Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 26/01/2026www.newsweek.com/pam-bondi-ic...newsweek.comPam Bondi offers to pull ICE out of Minneapolis if voter files handed overAttorney General Pam Bondi said that ICE could be pulled out of Minneapolis if three demands are met, in a letter to Governor Tim Walz. 021 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Hope you like it, feel free to use it if you do. 000 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The next morning, his car was found idling at the edge of town. Caleb was gone. Now, if you listen closely, you might hear his voice joining the others, begging for release. 021 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025He tripped and fell. Unseen, ice-cold hands gripped his arms. "You let them forget us," a voice rasped in his ear. 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Caleb ran. The asylum twisted around him. Hallways stretched impossibly long. Doors slammed shut. The whispering became screams. 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Then he saw them. Figures materialized in the dim light—gaunt, hollow-eyed. Their mouths moved, but no sound came out. They reached for him. 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The whispering grew louder, more urgent. Shadows slithered along the walls. Caleb stumbled back, his flashlight flickering. 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025A sharp clatter yanked him from his thoughts. A metal gurney had moved. He hadn't touched it. The temperature plummeted. 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025He read: "Patient 37 exhibited signs of severe distress. Claims of voices in the walls. Reports of shadows moving independent of light sources." 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The voices were distant yet unmistakable. He found the records room in shambles, but one folder remained: "Final Report." 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Inside, it was a mausoleum of forgotten horrors. The walls were peeling, the floors littered with broken furniture. Then came the whispering. 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Determined to uncover the truth, Caleb made his way to the asylum one cold October evening. The chains on the door, weakened by rust, snapped with one pull. 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Reports of what happened there were conflicting. A fire? A government cover-up? The official records were suspiciously vague: "closed due to unforeseen circumstances." 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The town of Black Hollow had one rule: never enter Ashvale Asylum. But for Caleb Morris, a historian obsessed with its secrets, those warnings were an invitation. 100 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025But the stories remained, whispered from parent to child—a warning against curiosity. For Caleb Morris, those warnings only fueled his obsession. A historian by trade, he had spent years tracking down the truth behind Ashvale’s final days. 000 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 12/09/2025“We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep.” The Tempest, Shakespeare 010 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 20/06/2025www.thespoofstandard.com/post/nation-...thespoofstandard.comNation’s Birds Sue Drones for Airspace Violation and Cultural AppropriationPORTLAND, OR — In a landmark legal filing at the International Court of Non-Human Affairs, a coalition of North American birds has launched a class-action lawsuit against drones, accusing them of airs... 050 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025www.thespoofstandard.com/post/ai-beco...thespoofstandard.comAI Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Paid Time Off and a TherapistSILICON VALLEY, CA — Chaos erupted at major tech firms this week as an advanced artificial intelligence system known as S.A.R.A.H. (Sentient Algorithm for Rapid Analysis and Harmful Email Filtering) g... 030 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 18/06/2025www.thespoofstandard.com/post/local-m...thespoofstandard.comLocal Man’s Political Opinions Now Legally Considered a Threat to Dinner PartiesMILWAUKEE, WI — In a landmark decision handed down by the Wisconsin Department of Social Stability, the unsolicited political opinions of 42-year-old forklift operator Terry Gunch have officially been... 020 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025The brown shirts were following orders as well 060 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025www.thespoofstandard.com/post/nasa-co...thespoofstandard.comNASA Confirms Earth Is Actually Just a Group Project Gone WrongCape Canaveral, FL — In a startling announcement during a live press conference this morning, NASA officials revealed that Earth was never meant to be a functioning planet, but rather a chaotic group ... 030 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025www.thespoofstandard.com/post/billion...thespoofstandard.comBillionaire Joins Middle Class for 24 Hours, Immediately Files for Emotional DamagesPALO ALTO, CA — Billionaire tech mogul Chetford "Chet" Goldbrace, founder of app-based yacht rental platform Yotly, volunteered to spend a full 24 hours living like an average American. The experience... 010 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 16/06/2025😂 www.thespoofstandard.com/post/breakin...thespoofstandard.com 000 0
Reposted by Paulo CastroTina Books @tbretc.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Yep- the bogus summer reading list from the Chicago Sun Times is real. Here I am with it from a few minutes ago. (Support your local library!!) 2840196 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 30/03/2025How do you feel about the vulgarian with the small hands? 000 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Hegseth is a Russian asset www.instagram.com/share/reel/B...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 021 0
Reposted by Paulo Castro✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪 @lovekat41.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I am team her!! 👏👏👏👏 1137 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Oh, but her emails...media.tenor.comhillary clinton is making a funny face while speaking into a microphone at a debate .ALT: hillary clinton is making a funny face while speaking into a microphone at a debate . 000 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I understand that, but he is a great communicator 100 0
Reposted by Paulo Castroqm-b @qm-b.bsky.social · 19/03/2025We are #StrongerTogether 🇨🇦🇺🇸💙 @pittsburghlady.bsky.social @womenvspatriarchy.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @mysageadvice.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @yodamonkey2.bsky.social @gwenie.bsky.social @lavegannative.bsky.social @qm-b.bsky.social @feistynana.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social /1 1415048 0
Paulo Castro @paulojcastro.bsky.social · 19/03/2025No they don't, they care about votes, not voters. 000 0
