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Paul Franzen

@paulmfranzen.bsky.social
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Indie game developer (Cat President series, Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved the World, Too Many Santas +more). Head boy at oharock.bsky.social. Views are my own. He/him. paulmfranzen.com oharock.com

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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 7h
I'd be making videogames (but successfully)
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's too much of a monday, we need less monday today
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 12/10/2026
The five forms of modern warfare.
Atari 2600 Combat cartridge. 

1-5 Tank
6-9 Tank-Pong
10-14 Invisible-Tank
15-20 Biplane
21-27 Jet-Fighter
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
who else is excited about the return of windows xp????
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the math checks out
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how am I gonna know if that's wrong or not joe
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's like trying to polish a turd, you just get messy and the turd loves it
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why does washer not ALSO dry. like after wash. hello?????
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pizza place in tabernacle!
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what the fuck happened here
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me eating a tootsie roll
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
29th amendment, you can't be president if you can't spell the country's name
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot vacuum: *knocks over pet gate* *gets mad that it's trapped under pet gate?????*
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 29/09/2026
This week on Quest Quest, @bvigeant.bsky.social and I are joined by @graysond.bsky.social to tackle a deeply important task: ranking the TOP 30 VERBS in adventure gaming history! Join us for a definitive countdown that changes EVERYTHING! Listen here (or anywhere): zencastr.com/z/qDVfMT5A
Maniac Mansion screenshot.
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is forehead face
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oof you must feel so silly right now
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bruuuuuuuhhhh Tugboat was Typhoon!!!!!!!
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
weird how everyone who messages me on Facebook marketplace is a school librarian who wants to do something nice for their kids
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
indie wrestling rules and I would def do it!
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if they can call the super nintendo the sness then I can call the PS2 the pissed
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
looked up a video of it on YouTube and you'll never believe who came up 😂
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that was my experience. every class put on the tv and/or talked about it but one.
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone stop saying this is me, this is NOT ME!!!!
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
shouldn't barf be #3
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me trying to decide which flannel to wear on the first day its cool
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Objection!
ALT: Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Objection!
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if buying means I don't own it, then pirating means I didn't steal it
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if it's not about fighting dinosaurs in yellow fog it ain't turok
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@acefangirl.bsky.social did you finish 101010 yet
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
martin joseph hacked your account joe
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
me getting the NES out of storage for the first time in 2+ years
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
trump reminds me of when I told a kid we could do something fun if she went 15 min. without whining, and she started crying because it was impossible
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you went to All In??????
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can recommend some great presidents for this
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BRING ME THE HOODIE WEATHER
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ah yes, the two genders
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when all you got is a tissue every problem is snot
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
me when I see the fuzz:
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this is for a stuffy nose btw
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DOS Games @dosgames.com · 13/08/2026
Random game of the day: Sink'em (Educational / Kids: Soleau Software, 1990) Download/play: dosgames.com/game/sink-em #dosgaming #retrogaming #educational #kids #edutainment #puzzle #hangman #cga
Screenshot of Sink'em
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lmao I don't need this in my life
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
got em
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
man that stuff always looked so good though (I'm talking about the insulation)
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
cool beans 24-7 (no others needed)
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yes unless I'm playing it with someone else, then it's a mashup of our names
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@josephmartin.bsky.social
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