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Paul Franzen

@paulmfranzen.bsky.social
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Indie game developer (Cat President series, Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved the World, Too Many Santas +more). Head boy at oharock.bsky.social. Views are my own. He/him. paulmfranzen.com oharock.com

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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 5h
I'd be making videogames (but successfully)
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 12/10/2026
The five forms of modern warfare.
Atari 2600 Combat cartridge. 

1-5 Tank
6-9 Tank-Pong
10-14 Invisible-Tank
15-20 Biplane
21-27 Jet-Fighter
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
who else is excited about the return of windows xp????
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's like trying to polish a turd, you just get messy and the turd loves it
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why does washer not ALSO dry. like after wash. hello?????
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what the fuck happened here
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
29th amendment, you can't be president if you can't spell the country's name
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot vacuum: *knocks over pet gate* *gets mad that it's trapped under pet gate?????*
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 29/09/2026
This week on Quest Quest, @bvigeant.bsky.social and I are joined by @graysond.bsky.social to tackle a deeply important task: ranking the TOP 30 VERBS in adventure gaming history! Join us for a definitive countdown that changes EVERYTHING! Listen here (or anywhere): zencastr.com/z/qDVfMT5A
Maniac Mansion screenshot.
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is forehead face
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
weird how everyone who messages me on Facebook marketplace is a school librarian who wants to do something nice for their kids
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if they can call the super nintendo the sness then I can call the PS2 the pissed
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
shouldn't barf be #3
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me trying to decide which flannel to wear on the first day its cool
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if buying means I don't own it, then pirating means I didn't steal it
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@acefangirl.bsky.social did you finish 101010 yet
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
me getting the NES out of storage for the first time in 2+ years
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
trump reminds me of when I told a kid we could do something fun if she went 15 min. without whining, and she started crying because it was impossible
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can recommend some great presidents for this
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BRING ME THE HOODIE WEATHER
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ah yes, the two genders
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when all you got is a tissue every problem is snot
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
me when I see the fuzz:
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this is for a stuffy nose btw
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DOS Games @dosgames.com · 13/08/2026
Random game of the day: Sink'em (Educational / Kids: Soleau Software, 1990) Download/play: dosgames.com/game/sink-em #dosgaming #retrogaming #educational #kids #edutainment #puzzle #hangman #cga
Screenshot of Sink'em
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lmao I don't need this in my life
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
cool beans 24-7 (no others needed)
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
underwear shirt socks pants is the only correct order sorry sorry
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I like married at first sight because it seems like they try to match up couples who are compatible, but there's always one where they're like "let's do a silly one"
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if you cut off a vampire's arm could you see that in a mirror
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
picking up kids at camp and one of the 11yo's friends asked if I am his dad and when told "no" asked if I am his grandpa
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Vimi | Wishlist "Muscle Bluff Prison"! @vimividivici.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
PSST! Hey, you. You a writer? Wanna make a video game? Make a visual novel. I'll show you how to do it. #writer #vndev #gamedev www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKeR...
youtube.com
Turn your Book into a Visual Novel
YouTube video by Visual Novel Design
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
once again I am asking marvel to release a "previously on" video before their movies so I can remember anything that is happening
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"deliver"?? no thanks lol, I'll keep my liver and pick it up myself
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
what idiot called them veterinarians and not dogtors
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EAT PANT | Shared Custody @eatpantgames.com · 05/07/2026
My nephews also wanted to be in our upcoming indie game so I let them come up with their own characters and record whatever they like. Introducing the “Sensible Worms”… I have no words… #indiegame #gamedev
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 04/07/2026
No Toy Story movie is ever going to turn me against my beloved screens.
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
anything can be a salad if you have a bowl
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
my beautiful baby gamecola has been around for nearly 1/10 of the united states' entire history
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Physical disc production ending in January 2028 for new games releasing on PlayStation consoles blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/p...
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the absolute range of this man (aaron lohr) holy shit
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
mug: "handwash only" me:
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Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago: If He Dies, He Dies
ALT: Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago: If He Dies, He Dies
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Willy Elektrix @willyelektrix.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ChoiceBeat: The #VisualNovel and #InteractiveFiction Zine is out! Scientists did research. Conclusion: It's impossible that an #IndieGame zine as sweet as ChoiceBeat appears more than once in a human lifetime. This is it. Don't waste it. Issue, 17 baby! choicebeat.wordpress.com/2026/06/23/c...
Cover of ChoiceBeat: The Visual Novel and Interactive Fiction Zine. A 1990s car rendered in a pixel art style is in front of a field of sunflowers. The image is from the game Keep Driving.
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
civ sevvvvvvvvvven
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
you know I would've ruined the reflecting pool for like $2 million
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@younghorses.com we made Octodad in Tomodachi Life! (he's crushing on the Among Us imposter.)
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
😮 tickets are cheaper if you buy them online! 😐 there's an extra convenience fee if you buy them online
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Paul Franzen @paulmfranzen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
did they announce a new phoenix wright or can I stop refreshing reddit yet
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