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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Looks like today’s British Bluesky conversation is all about the state pension so won’t be long until everyone is divided into two teams. Team one Don’t you dare touch the pensions! Salt of the earth old people give them everything. Team Two scrap it Bloody Boomers! Compulsory euthanasia at 65!

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This morning’s breakfast was ruined by a finger slip on MapTap that saw me put a pin in the middle of the Atlantic than in Spain. That’s the second time I’ve tapped accidentally into the ocean like that

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That should make things better a very multicultural lunch

Bagel loaded with ham or beef slices, mozzarella in green pesto, sun-dried tomato and Polish mustard

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I like to think that I am a nice well balanced functioning member of society who wants the best for everyone however if I get into the supermarket too late on a Saturday morning it does make me want to kill all of humanity! Or at least I’d welcome an extinction level event

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A lot of Bluesky really need to take notice of this because some of the posts recently have been way down the rabbit hole with Alice trying to put the law to their very online political view of the world/country

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s nice being here and not still on what was Twitter, having little to none spouting far right even openly Nazi nonsense but fucking hell some on the left are hard work and equally delusional

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Right about time to get in the car to go see an old friend for a Leo Sayer. Booze, food and talking a load of old toot!

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why tho? It really doesn’t matter and there must be more important things they can be doing. If they can’t think of anything I can always write a list for them

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Okay this made me laugh more than it should

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Observation from my holiday it appears there are a lot of people who FaceTime their family/friends on a very regular if not daily basis when they have nothing interesting to say. Lots of Royle family style “what did you have for you tea Dave” video calls loudly in public areas of the hotel

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well that was a well timed and much enjoyed break. Sun,food,drink, no news and no socials…… now just got to break myself in gently seeing if I missed anything important (or more accurately see which dickheads have been pouring petrol on which bin fires)

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Right I’m going on holiday for a week tomorrow and am going to put the phone on airline mode and ignore all the news……. I trust you lot will sort out all this political mess whilst I’m away

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Caster USM The Hives Greenday Eminem (papa roach supporting) Foo Fighters Half man Half biscuit Hayseed Dixie Sleeper KT Tunstall Goldie looking chain

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Anyone at Lords started doing a rain dance yet? 🏏

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I get the total love in for Dolly but this is terrible right? Memorial hot dog (yes for charity but still an advert) hate crime against good food too and sausage gravy looks & sounds like something from a bad porn movie

Hate crime against good food and shoehorning memorials into adverts. A Dolly Dog a hot dog that looks like it’s covered in jizz and scabs

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Everything’s coming up Milhouse 2.Stupid Sexy Flanders 3. You make no friends with salad 🎶 4.me so hungeee 5.I’m helping

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Who’d have thought drinking two bottles of red wine whilst wearing a brand new white T shirt was a bad idea

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Jeff Bridges as The Dude Stirring His Drink

Alt: Jeff Bridges as The Dude Stirring His Drink

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Let’s see if this is as nice as the other bottle I bought back from Melbourne. Great little vineyard with an Indian owner who did Indian food whilst you was wine tasting

Bottle of Nazaaray Shiraz 2024 from Melbourne peninsula

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Right that’s the cricket finished just before work finishes so that’s got to be time for some pints then a curry and then back to the pub. Quality Friday

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Great display from England but it’s a great shame for everyone who bought tickets for Saturday

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I do love it when Archer plays his shots and gets runs 🏏😊

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

British geek Bluesky has decided that I need to Google what moquette is…… fine! (I’ve kinda guessed now we so many posts….. and I’m not made about the love for this it’s better than the daily “everything is shit and on fire!”)

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Whenever Yorkshire get on their high horse demanding that one test of every series should be played at Headingly reminded them how much play was lost to rain during the hottest summer ever & a drought #cricket

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hhuummm I may have to file this after working in an asbestos shed in Kupres for 6 Months and 6 Months in ploce where there was all sorts of toxic dust nasties & my medical docs vanished after being checked twice a day (peak flow test) after exposure

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

So two early wickets but also two wasted reviews

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If ever life gets you down or the world gets a bit too much watch some music videos and start with Okay Go* *this will not fix anything but you will have a good relaxing evening

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The label clearly stated do not leave unsupervised madam

Solo Friday night food. Chips, frikkie balls, bratty & kasekrainer with currywurst ketchup

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Okay so I think we call all agree that was uncalled for on a Friday evening when we are all relaxing! Even turned my tunes off….. and it’s not like the country has been on fire for a while without them doing something. That was very definitely a Tuesday morning “let’s do the alert thing”

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Okay so we’ve had all the jokes about A level results and the average age of people on Bluesky but we are still missing the “I didn’t get the results I wanted & look at me now” or “I didn’t do school didn’t do me any warm” (from someone very damaged….. who’s going to step up & take one for the team?

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This is utterly stupid! With all the serious problems in the world people are complaining about fictional graves now & diverting power cables. Harry Potter fans force diversion of UK-Ireland power link to avoid 'Dobby's grave' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Harry Potter fans force power link diversion to avoid Dobby's grave

Potter fans complained after a project manager suggested cables would go under the grave in a BBC interview.

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Here we Go Northants v Somerset one day cup

First ball at the county ground Northants V Somerset.

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

www.maptap.gg August 6 98🔥 85😁 99🔥 70😁 95🏆 Final score: 876 most annoyingly the one place that really let me down I lived in for 6 months! Ohhh the Shame

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The only way any of this makes sense is if Musk is Brewsters millionsing the company

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Bit of county cricket all very sociable £3 entry and free parking near the ground

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Right all this talk about superhero’s I’ve put my Banana Man undercrackers on and I’m off for a curry

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Right I think after years of watching England play cricket I’m off to see my first county match this weekend

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Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It's also more climate-intensive for me to have a pet than to have no pets, but people are going to make decisions even about animals that are not necessarily optimized to climate, including decisions rooted in empathy. And as always,

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Ryan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

He is an ex-patriot…

Twitter screenshot of Restore Britain calling John Cleese a patriot for trusting Rupert Lowe

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I’ve been offline away from all the madness and sat in a field in Cheddar drinking cider and eating cheese all weekend. It’s been fantastic

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Now hear me out as I know there’s lots of opinions doing the rounds about the new PM & cabinet but it’s only been 24hrs and I’ll wait to see if they doing anything that makes the country better/worse before I cast any judgement

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

So after this it’s not too late to move the Olympics as America really shouldn’t do major tournaments and no one’s going to want to see that closing ceremony #worldcup

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Paul killick @paulkillick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Crazy match at Lords on a very flat pitch but good win for England to win the ODI series against India (just like the T20 series) quite the sporting weekend for England with wins in cricket, rugby and football

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