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Dat ging niet goed die ene keer met Family Guy en zo

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a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car .

Did a talk about building a WebSockets server in PHP and encouraged people to contribute to Ratchet (a WS library in PHP), and a guy came up afterwards to ask for advice on how to make his first contribution to OSS. He just messaged me with a link to his first PR (it's for Ratchet) 🥹

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ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car .

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How's your Friday going Ed?

When I say “incredibly hot” I mean like to the point I had to do a double take because I was like this can’t be real

Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 04/12/2025

My friend got notes all over his building from a girl he had eye contact with on a tram. Trying to find “guy in Doc Marten loafers” like a real-life male Cinderella. They’ve been on several dates now. She is incredibly hot and cool. He cheeses HARD. This story may sustain me for like 5 years.

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Druk ff op de any key dan!

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Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 02/12/2025

“Oh so the space captain is using ‘optical tweezers’ for his ‘entanglement’? Yeah interesting premise. Anyway I’m gonna grab some more of the potatoes.” *avoids for the remainder of the function*

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Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 02/12/2025

I’d love to learn more about quantum computing but unfortunately I know fuck all about physics, and therefore any resource reads like the sci-fi book your weird cousin’s been trying to write since high school 20 years ago.

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"holy shit how many billions do you need i will literally sell all my yachts"

Asserting dominance through letting them hear how powerful his piss stream is. Classic B2B sales power move.

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Why do sales guys take calls that are, like, super loud? Are they worried the client doesn't have volume controls?

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MCP servers are the new microservices

Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 30/11/2025

It's so funny how LLMs are pretty much useless for most real-life use cases without tool calling or RAG, and so tools will be like "thinking... executing function xyz..." Congrats, you just made a web app of ten microservices wearing a trench coat.

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50.000 👏👏👏 Those are incredible numbers.

Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 28/11/2025

Reposted by Pauline Vos

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

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Sir my nuggets are not to be funged I assure you

Idk if you’re referencing a post but there was a post today that was this almost verbatim

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Excuse me that’s tech founders. I refuse to be in the same category

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The chicken nuggets are non-fungible.

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Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 24/11/2025

Gee I wonder why their “crypto food delivery idea” failed

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Love a tiener met mensenkennis

Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 23/11/2025

And the wildest part is I’m still living pretty healthy! Gym 3 times a week, 2/3 liters of water, decent diet… just also ~3 units of alcohol per week and the occasional pizza.

Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 23/11/2025

I’m still the same body weight and stuff but just water retention, puffiness, inflammation etc is making me look way more tired

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Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 23/11/2025

I’m finishing up the last recordings for my Git course. Most of them were taken this summer at the peak of my body recomp, where I wasn’t drinking alcohol, avoiding sugars, gluten, dairy etc. It’s absolutely insane how different my face looks in today’s recordings

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Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 22/11/2025

I spent all night slipping in and out of consciousness thinking the phrase “Site Reliability Vibe Engineer”

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Pauline Vos @pauline-vos.nl · 19/11/2025

Did you know everything always gets better? Even if only for a while, it's enough to stay around.