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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy

@paulievitoshitman.bsky.social

4.9K followers 6.6K following 1.3K posts

I’m a little rusty, but it’ll come back to me. pArODy

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Sloppy Schmitt” certainly has a nice ring to it. It would be a shame if this started trending. #SloppySchmitt

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Don’t make me a liar guys.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dude loves anything we hate.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And the MAGA dipshits gave Biden shit for fibbing a bit.

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Dudes mind is “precipitously” dropping to 3 brains cells, but ultimately, below 2 brain cells. It’s happening quickly.

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He’s so good at naming things. 🙄

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Hello all. I have a question about beta readers. Would anybody have a good resource for a beta reader who would like to read the first 5 chapters of a men’s horror pulp adventure book? #writers #BetaReader #pulp #book

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

😂

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/07/2026

get a load of the kid in the suit behind Trump impersonating his accordion hands

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Damn!!!!!!!!!!

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Tom Kean didn’t do his job for months. Now he’s demanding accountability?? I’ve seen the work crews doing their jobs. They’re out there and not sitting on their asses like this scum. #TomKean

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Republicans. Am I right ?!

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Kev - Vote 💙 no matter who! @57kev.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

lol 😂

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

lol!😂

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

So wonderful to have a president who actually cares and understands the plight of the people. 🙄

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Tell me you’ve never played Uno without telling me you’ve never played Uno.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Even if Trump dies of natural causes, the dipshit MAGA’s are going to blame the democrats. It’ll be pretty funny to see what kinds of conspiracy theories they’ll come up with.

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Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

With these powers combined…

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

He said the Pope was weak on crime. I beg to differ.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I’m going to deal with this next month. Maybe.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

So if we have all the “sweetest” oil, why am I paying over $4 a gallon?

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Large Marge contributed to this nonsense. #F!ckOff

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Don’t this guy have bedbugs at one of his shitty golf hotels? “Poorly maintained…” lol hilarious.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

We have such a piece of sh!t for president.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

We haven’t been “winning” like this in forty three years.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

HahahahahahhaaaaaaaahahahahhhaaAaaaaaaaaHahahaahahahahahahhahaaaaaHhhhhaaaaaaa!!! 😂

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Trump has claimed he’s the “Acting” Supreme Leader.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Gunther’s a tool.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

But Kamala was going to send your boys off to another endless war.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Trump picks are all the smartest people.These dipshit MAGA’s did this to themselves. They did it to us too, which is why I’ll never forgive them.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Kash Patel has finally gotten a pair of glasses for his Walleye Vision problem.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Someone tell Bari about the Streisand effect

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

A pedophile, a rapist, a criminal, and a psychopath walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hello Mr . President”

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Ha

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Holy shit

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Lifetime love

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

RFK Jr. to Cheryl Hines: “I left a few lines of coke for you on the toilet seat in the shape of a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

When you lose the Babylon Bee… 😂

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Pretty funny coming from an immigrant.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

This dude said red dye in food is bad for you.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Beautiful

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Oof…those lyrics though

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

🥇🥇🥇

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Dipshit MAGA’s couldn’t handle a Hispanic halftime show, I don’t think they could ever understand symbolism.

Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy @paulievitoshitman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

lol