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Paul @paulharrap.com · 03/10/2026
My worry is that Starmer was determined to continue fighting the last general election, Burnham has immediately started campaigning for the next general election, and neither of them were/are governing for now.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 03/10/2026
The SNP will always be whatever the UK national parties are not. If Labour went genuinely socialist the SNP would pivot to the Cameronite social liberal / fiscal conservative spaces that the Tories have abandoned. Their political position is "not the UK", whatever that might mean in policy terms.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 02/10/2026
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Licensable picture: General view of a billboard displaying the phrase "WELCOME TO SHAMCHESTER" orchestrated by the betting company Paddy Power following a reported guilty verdict against Manchester Ci...
Soccer Football - General view of a billboard displaying the phrase "WELCOME TO SHAMCHESTER" orchestrated by the betting company Paddy Power following a...
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 01/10/2026
REG introduces himself on the #traitors clip.cafe/hudson-hawk-...
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'What can I tell you? I'm the villain.' | Hudson Hawk scene
Darwin Mayflower: What can I tell you? I'm the villain. — Watch this Hudson Hawk (1991) scene on Clip.Cafe.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ny! New for @josimarfootball.bsky.social - "You're Manchester City and we know what you are". The great @davidgoldblatt.bsky.social's take on Manchester City's travails. Paywall is lifted for the first 24 hours.
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You're Manchester City and we know what you are - josimarfootball.com
The City case should be a starting point for naming and understanding the ways in which football has been colonised by economic and political power and how we might resist them.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 01/10/2026
It was the Salmon Mousse!
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 01/10/2026
It becomes win or bust, even if winning is vanishingly unlikely, because losing even a little is still losing face. How do you sportswash away a reputation as a corrupt place by admitting that corruption is at the heart of your flagship project?
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 01/10/2026
Is there an argument that because the project is at its heart a sportswashing exercise for the reputational benefit of Abu Dhabi, they have to fight to the final breath for exoneration because even the slightest admission of guilt renders the whole project pointless.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 30/09/2026
Pram: empty. Toys: everywhere.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 29/09/2026
Two f-words. One for what they were, the other one for what it appears they now are.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 29/09/2026
Are you sufficiently lawyered up?
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 29/09/2026
Also explains why they have to delay, deny, fight, and bargain to the very end. It's existentially bad.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 25/09/2026
Remembering @maxrushden.bsky.social signing off the last @footballweekly.bsky.social podcast wondering how they would fill five more episodes of international break content. I can think of 114 ways!
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 25/09/2026
@nndroid.bsky.social last great UK Eurovision entry was Space Man by Sam Ryder
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 25/09/2026
Manchester city found guilty of 114 out of 115 charges. What were they NOT found guilty of? Wrong answers only. #mcfc
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 25/09/2026
Manchester city fans should protest their club's dreadful mismanagement and humiliation at their next match, perhaps by all turning away from the field and linking arms.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 24/09/2026
Also children should be stopped from spending Child Benefit on booze and fags.
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John Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 20/09/2026
Fulham 1-1 #MUFC. A last minute equaliser can't disguise that this team has no plan b, no gears to move through, and will concede so many goals this season. Amad and Baleba looking better and better by virtue of not playing.
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Alex Schroeder: It's Weak Sauce, Bro
Alt: Alex Schroeder: It's Weak Sauce, Bro
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 19/09/2026
I think we have to call him "Sell-out Tom Watson" now. New rule.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 19/09/2026
Still relevant. #MUFC
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 17/09/2026
I'm not a rowing expert, but... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...
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River that is home to 500 crocodiles chosen to host 2032 Olympic rowing and canoe events
A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 17/09/2026
Classic @pearljam.com stickman for #tshirtday
Selfie by the author wearing the aforementioned t-shirt.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 16/09/2026
#MUFC 2-3 Brighton. This season gets worse with an astonishingly awful performance despite going two up early. Absolutely dreadful, second best in every way. Shambles.
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Aabria Iyengar Quiddie
Alt: "It'a a shitshow at this point"
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 16/09/2026
Given the apparent need to make the velociraptors more intelligent with each film, it would have to be them driving the cars. Probably revealed with a slowly rolled down mirrored glass window after a mysterious late entrant wins the street race.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 13/09/2026
United 0-1 City. Shabby performance from #MUFC who lose duels all over the pitch, give up fouls, and fail to convert overloads into chances. Rubbish.
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Emzotic Says It's Total Rubbish
Alt: Emzotic Says It's Total Rubbish
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: Snowbeast (1977) Ice Skating A weird recurring nightmare that I no longer remember, except for the fact that it used to happen and I hated it.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 10/09/2026
#MUFC 4-0 Sabah. A comfortable evening against generous opposition. A few goals scored to help the confidence and some chances given up to stave off complacency.
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Garth Algar: It's Almost Too Easy
Alt: Garth Algar: It's Almost Too Easy
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 08/09/2026
UEFA allowing #MUFC to acclimatise back into the Champions League by playing an obscure team noone had heard of before on a Thursday night.
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Amy Santiago: It's Okay, I'm Used To It
Alt: Amy Santiago: It's Okay, I'm Used To It
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 08/09/2026
You asked for UK summer holiday recommendations on here earlier this year. Did you take one, where did you go, and was it as good as hoped?
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 06/09/2026
Everton 2-2 #MUFC. Last kick equaliser conceded after a really mixed performance. Neat-and-tidy for the most part with little cutting edge but also few dramas at the back. A game that deserved to end 0-0 somehow conspiring to have four goals.
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Slicing Fresh Bread
Alt: A dull blade failing to cut through a loaf
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 04/09/2026
On the plus side his students now have an excellent case study.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 04/09/2026
Coyote only needs to win once, it doesn't seem to matter how many tunnels with oncoming trains it blunders into first.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 03/09/2026
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Fozzie Bear: Whaka Whaka Whaka!
Alt: Fozzie Bear: Whaka Whaka Whaka!
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 02/09/2026
Failure to sell any of Onana, Bayindir (loaned out), Ugarte (injured), Rashford or Zirkzee (staying) was the big problem of the transfer window. Failure to acquire a new LB was the consequence.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 01/09/2026
#MUFC fans on deadline day waiting for the LB signing that the club have obviously needed since Tyrell Malacia got injured in 2023.
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Waiting
Alt: Waiting
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 01/09/2026
Henning Berg
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 31/08/2026
- Completely dismantle the probation service
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 30/08/2026
Man-who-has-no-business-rapping is one of my favourite genres. "Be A Man" by Macho Man Randy Savage is particular highlight.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 30/08/2026
The whole "pure profit" thing is nonsense anyway. Sell a player for £50m, it's worth £50m. The difference with players with zero book value is it's worth that much immediately. It's not extra money, it's short-termism.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 30/08/2026
#MUFC 5-2 Ipswich. United started slowly, got worse, got lucky, got luckier, and then finally got their season started. Significant further improvement needed but scoring lots of goals is always fun.
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Daft Punk & Pharrell: Up All Night To Get Lucky
Alt: Daft Punk & Pharrell: Up All Night To Get Lucky
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 30/08/2026
Last season's loans were crucial in deciding if Collyer had a first team future at #MUFC and injuries prevented him from properly making his case. At 22 he's too old to be treated as a prospect so he needed this move away. The right thing for all parties. www.manutd.com/en/news/tran...
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Transfer news: Collyer signs for West Brom | Manchester United
Toby Collyer has agreed to join West Bromwich Albion on a permanent deal, subject to registration.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 29/08/2026
Ask Owen Jones, I reckon he's nailed it down.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 29/08/2026
All the estranged Royal Family members moving back to the UK feels like the prologue to a glorious murder mystery. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Sarah Ferguson expected back in the UK shortly, source tells BBC
The former Duchess of York is renting a six-bed house in the Home Counties, reports say.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 28/08/2026
That seems like something that would add to the disappointment.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 28/08/2026
Lib Dems leaving council coalition in order to retreat into their NIMBYism has been particularly disappointing.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 25/08/2026
First World Cup winner to play with #ITFC since Bobby Moore, Ossie Ardiles and Pele in Escape to Victory.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 25/08/2026
This should be a perfect signing to complete this #MUFC midfield. We've been here before though and the Hull game has dialled my pessimism up to eleven. We'll watch with hope, anticipation, and desperation that we have a midfield for now and the long-term. www.manutd.com/en/news/carl...
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Carlos Baleba joins United | Manchester United
The Cameroon international has signed a contract until June 2031.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 24/08/2026
I wonder if it's part of the right-wing transition from Unionism to English Nationalism.
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Paul @paulharrap.com · 23/08/2026
Where did you end up going and was it good?
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