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Paul

@paulcolbourne.bsky.social
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Teacher. Tired of a society that prioritizes “me, me, me!” and not “us”. Love the NJ Devils, reluctantly love the Blue Jays, and am far less angry over here. Debate and discussion are great, just come with facts and an open mind

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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 22h
If you watch the livestream execution, you’re a degenerate, and there’s no redeeming yourself
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why were all the Devils players just standing around. Did they think the play was over? No whistle but they looked lost. I do not understand how they can be this bad already
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well Mitch McConnell, before his death and reanimating through black magic, showed them how to block an appointment to the Supreme Court years ago with a minority, so….
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, I guess I have to like some country music now
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rogers is a garbage company and if Carney was going to do a major project for Canada it should be breaking up the telecom monopoly we suffer through. This is why people quietly pick up IPTV services, VPNs, and a slew of other means just to watch tv without going broke apple.news/AcmnJRHa9Rp6...
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Todd: Game misconduct by NHL broadcasters gouges Canadian hockey fans — Montreal Gazette
New deal spells end of NHL on HNIC, forces Canadiens faithful to dig deep to watch their team on TV.
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God help me I’ve been a Chargers fan since Doug Flutie went there in 2001. They are so demoralizing that I may need a new team. There’s no way they aren’t a tax write off for the Rams
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go on. Keep proving the point of the documentary, fellas.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for 'Musk' (Exclusive) — The Hollywood Reporter
The Alex Gibney doc has received denials from YouTube, Meta, TikTok and X on running the trailer. Its U.S. distributor is appealing.
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
School Budget 2025: $90,000 School Budget 2026: $51,000 Please remember this when Doug Ford and Paul Calandra try to tell you about the historic and unprecedented investments their government has made in education and how greedy teachers are always asking for more. #OntEd
Doug Ford and Paul Calandra
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Join the rallies against Doug Ford being held across Ontario. September 26. Find your community listed below.
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This looks like something right out of a Monty Python skit.
Photo of Trump walking but in a very bizarre fashion. He looks a bit like a flamingo with one leg raised
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 15/09/2026
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cartoonist: Slyngstad
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The Canadian Border 🇨🇦 @canadianborder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite 😎
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pushing Daisies
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Catherine Fife @waterloompp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Ontarians are being told to buy local. They expect their government to do the same. Ontario teachers don't want to get ripped off buying paper from a US giant like Staples when local businesses can provide the same products. They want to support Ontario businesses, just like the rest of us."
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For the Americans out there: Canadians thought after January 6th that no one would possibly vote for Trump again but then more than half of you voted for him. So no, we won’t come back to spend money there because every other one of you unleashed this garbage on Canada and the rest of the world
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Don’t forget about me!” screams the howler monkey Doug Ford as he continues to throw his faeces all over Ontario to remind everyone that he can, and will, be just as terrible as Danielle Smith
Headline from the Canadian Press that says “Ontario Science Centre laying off entire science department”
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just deleted Apple Maps. Was hoping they wouldn’t fold but I guess they are unreliable ass kissers like Google
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A reminder that Doug Ford isn’t giving elementary teachers $700 to help classrooms, he’s taking that from education leaving schools with even less money than last year and funneling that to his crony’s company
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Staples (🇺🇸) is now open for some ON teachers. How do prices stack up against the TDSB supply centre for classroom basics? TDSB: $290.38 Staples: $668.98 Staples Teachers: $584.56 But Paul Calandra took over the TDSB claiming financial mismanagement and Doug Ford wants you to #BuyCanadian. #OntEd
A chart comparing the prices for basic classroom items such as dry erase makers, tissues, and pencils for the TDSB distribution catalogue, the regular Staples website, and the Staples for Teachers website where elementary classroom teachers can spend $750 each from the $60M Doug Ford and Paul Calandra moved out of public education classrooms and programs that support students. A chart comparing the prices for basic classroom items such as dry erase makers, tissues, and pencils for the TDSB distribution catalogue, the regular Staples website, and the Staples for Teachers website where elementary classroom teachers can spend $750 each from the $60M Doug Ford and Paul Calandra moved out of public education classrooms and programs that support students. 

The totals are:
TDSB: $290.38
Staples: $668.98
Staples Teachers: $584.56
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Dead Man's Online @spadetheskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dear Alberta: We (Ontario) promise to get rid of Ford if you promise to get rid of Smith. Let’s make this country better
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No, but they know their base is dumb enough to believe it thus cutting their noses off to spite their faces
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We may have four subs but they have run out of missiles losing to Iran so I’ll take my chances. We set fire to the Whitehouse once already
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a reminder that when Trump is gone, so many people are going to try and distance themselves from what they have done, and it’s up to us to never ever let them live it down
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I used to use Waze all the time but it’s owned by Google so it’s gone now too
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have to use Google for work, but all my other devices are now Google free. All Canadians should do this. There are so many better options
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Deleted the app this morning. Already moved to Vivaldi as my browser. Just a garbage company
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Borat Gives a Funny Thumbs Up
Alt: Borat Gives a Funny Thumbs Up
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t be fooled by Scott Moe backing up Carney because he’s still a useless coward who thinks that taxing American booze (something they just shouldn’t be selling anyway) but then saying everything else is off the table is enough to fight back. Way to back Canada you loser
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lesson learned - when good people like Dolly Parton and Tim Curry die, people are understandably sad and post a lot of great things about them. When Mitch McConnell died everyone just pretends he’s still alive so they don’t have to try and make up nice things to say
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton dying and Trump still living is an injustice to the world and I am so tired of that being the reality of this shitty timeline
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Doug Ford should just cut a cheque right to Staples instead of pretending he’s helping teachers who otherwise would find much better deals and get more bang for their bucks. Everything he pretends to do right always comes with fine print
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thanks to Doug Ford and Paul Calandra, 80,000 elementary educators have to order classroom supplies from Staples this year instead of from their school boards. I decided to do a little comparison shopping for school supplies many of us will have to order over the course of a school year. 🧵 #OntEd
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Conservatives call on government to release U.S. trade offer details - The Canadian Press. I am ok with this, because I think that Carney was going to give away the farm, but remember, 43% of Conservatives still think Carney should have made a deal so they are not the moral high ground here
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
THEY’RE EATING THE HORSES. I guess it wasn’t the cats and dogs after all
nytimes.com
Under Trump, Protected Wild Horses Are Going to Slaughter
A legal loophole allows the government to sell mustangs on the cheap, stripping them of protections and clearing their path to destruction.
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He’s awesome. Why can’t Ontario have nice things? Doug Ford is an absolute moron. If you can listen to Wab Kniew speak and watch what he does and compare that to Dougie, you’ll see just how bad Ontario has it. Wake up, and vote Ontario, there is much better than this
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In his defence, he’s drunk
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Whatever the deal is to keep the orange pedophile happy, it doesn’t matter because if it’s American booze coming in I won’t drink it. If it’s American products I won’t buy it. If it’s a pipeline that will push climate change then I’ll oppose it with my vote
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mashed. You can add a ton to mashed potatoes
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just had my first dealing with an AI chatbot on the phone with a business. Trying to setup maintenance on my heat pumps. It was creepy and unnatural and I decided that I wasn’t going to use that company’s service
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This headline pretty much sums up 2026
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Paul @paulcolbourne.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ca-na-da! Ca-na-da! Suck it Philly fans you douchebags #BlueJays #Phillys
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Mitch @mitchinottawa.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... Hey everybody, Elbows... WHAT THE FUCK!? #cdnpoli
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Canada prepared to halt booze bans, meet other U.S. demands in exchange for tariff relief: sources | CBC News
The Canadian government is preparing to meet some U.S. demands — including ending bans on American alcohol sales — as trade talks heat up ahead of the latest tariff deadline, according to sources.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star
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