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PattyChocolateMilk

@pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social
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Writer: ✍🏾 📚& 🎥🎬🎭 Stand up comic: 🎤 Teacher:✖️➗➕➖🟰📐📏 Blocker of: 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌 . 🦅🦅🦅🦅 In West Philadelphia born & raised 🏈 . 🏆

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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 1h
Alls I know is If I was K¡mb€rly Gu¡lf0yl€ I'd avoid all hi rise windows, staircases, & tea cups going forward 🪟🤸🏻 ☢️ . 🪜 🍵
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Megyn Kelly outchea on the wrong side of her own gd history?! 🪞 Dafuq
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Denn¡s Ha$tert? ⚰️ J¡m Bak€r? ⚰️ Lawdy, that's gone be one hella #3... 🫪
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ossoff: The money that they took from you when they slashed Medicaid and defunded hospitals and nursing homes—They’re taking that money to buy corrupt, taxpayer-funded political ads on national television to try to promote the failed and broken president…
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is clear the phrase, "Women & children 1st," means means something completely different to M@GA G0Pervs & fr€aks than it does to sane caring folks #domesticviolenceawarenessmonth
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wtaf...? 🫪
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turnabout is fair play... grab 'em by the paycheck.
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm just sitting over here waiting for someone to say, "I was watching Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H reruns..." 🪑 📺 ⛹🏻‍♀️
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
Today I learned that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan and that Amy Klobuchar knows more about sports than Eric Schmitt.
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alls I know is right now I'm really glad my name isn't Eric Sh¡t-I mean Schm¡tt 💩 🤥 ⛹🏻‍♀️
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp, if I had a kid in his or her senior year, our college application choices conversation would be, "You can go wherever you want, but I ain't paying for @cornelluniversity.bsky.social..." 🤷🏽‍♀️
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy #ChocolatMilk Day to all who celebrate, especially me!! 🤗 🍫 🥛😋 nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
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NATIONAL CHOCOLATE MILK DAY
Each year on September 27 folks enjoy a tall frosty glass to celebrate National Chocolate Milk Day. Pour yourself a glass and have a seat. It's time to kick back to learn about chocolate milk.
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No ⚖️? No✌🏽... 🤬
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Welp, #converse& #nike...I'm throwing my old Chucks in the trash & not buying new ones 🤬
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just sitting over waiting for Presidiot Pennywise to renam El Niño The Child 🌫️🌫️🌫️⛈️🌫️🌫️🌫️ . 💩 🪑 🌊🌀🌪️ 🎈🤡
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Call me crazy but if I publicly p00ed my pants while competing in that HYR0X thing I'd at least be embarrassed Some folks just don't gaf about anyone but themselves . 💩 Gd biohazard 🤡 🤢
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I mean, who bankrupts gd casinos except abject failures?! Lolololololololololololol
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe someone should show "The Wizard of Oz" to those AI 🤖s who want to take over the world & kill humans; specifically what happened when there was no one to work Tinman's oil can Just saying 🤷🏽‍♀️
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe someone should show "The Wizard of Oz" to those AI 🤖s who want to take over the world & kill humans; specifically what happened when there was no one to work Tinman's oil can Just saying 🤷🏽‍♀️
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Apparently G0P p€rvert$ have totally misunderstood the meaning of that toss away phrase, "Fuq them k¡ds..."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/09/2026
For years, New Yorkers have demanded access to City records about the lasting health impacts of the horrific September 11th attacks. For years, they have been denied and ignored. That ends today. nyc.gov/sept11docs
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September 11 Docs
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
UTLA & for a moment, WGAW
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Welp, in honor of #StarTrek's 60th anniversary, thought I'd share that moment in time I got to interview Ms. Nichelle Nichols at #Outfest 🤗🖖🏽 Squeeeeeeeeee!!
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OutFest 2008: Nichelle Nichols
YouTube video by akirkus
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/09/2026
Perspective.
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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He doesn’t care if he loses the election because he plans to steal it if he can. He can’t! We won’t let him.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Monty 🇨🇦 @onlymonty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
American democracy is under siege…
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🫤 the math ain't mathing
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social is simply 1 of the greatest, most inspirational candidates to emerge in years, running against Ken Paxton, one of the most disgracefully corrupt politicians of all-time. So the Texas GOP responds by doing what comes naturally to them, of course: CHEATING! 🤮
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/09/2026
Any sweeping systemic change you want to make in the United States has to begin with adding seats to the Supreme Court in 2029. No major reform bill will survive the current court. No civil rights law, no anti-corruption law, no wealth tax, nothing.
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who would ever have thought that we would fall so far that we now face a need to defend Democracy from the president. #VoteBlue up and down the ballots and don’t sit out the Midterms.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So, did the whole country just stop talking about the fact that Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP is still covering it up?
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They have every intention of rigging this election and trying to steal it And these are the same people who spent a decade falsely claiming elections are rigged It's the biggest, longest con in U.S. political history, and the whole country is its victim
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USPS whistleblower describes new plans for voting by mail hidden from the public | CNN Politics
The US Postal Service effort to develop a sweeping new system for verifying mail ballots has invited a host of IT concerns among agency officials, with some describing the process internally as a “sh*...
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MySpace? Mapquest? Only thing missing is a Clinton in our White House... Rose garden. Cherry blossom trees. Weeping willows Sigh...
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rep. Ocasio-Cortez told MeidasTouch's Luke Radel that the U.S. should be in alignment with the International Criminal Court which currently has a warrant out for the arrest of Benjamin Netanyahu.
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 01/09/2026
What FOX NEWS won’t tell you: In 2025, every major statewide crime rate fell in California — and the Golden State recorded its lowest homicide rate since statewide reporting began in 1966.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Welp...just deleted Apple Maps, too bc it's Lake Ontario, ffs 🤬 🗺️🧭
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If they sent that buttsniffer feller to the 0val 0ffice, he'd think he d¡€d & went to Disney...world . 👃🏼 🎈🤡💩🎢
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So much truth here! 😢
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 31/08/2026
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Haha, a more fitting logo for Google.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Peter Thiel is getting a very cold reception outside his new mansion in the exclusive Barrio Parque neighborhood in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Argentinians are chanting: “Out, out, Peter out.”
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just deleted Google Maps #sorefreshing
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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I swear if my work didn't use chrome, I wouldn't for anything About to move on from Gmail, too, bc fuq g00gl€ #nolube #lakeontario #gulfofmexico
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