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Patty Cakes

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Havin’ a heckin’ great time 🤙

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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
Letter: 

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV
The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh noooo
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What exactly do all you "milk is gross" truthers drink with your peanut butter sandwiches
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Swift finds a seam”
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm’s out here digging up night crawlers in my back yard
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Manning was better”
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is The Onion
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong theonion.com/player-profi...
Good Luck Charm: Chicago dog in back left pocketComfort Movie: Believes movies should challenge, not comfort
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jeb Bush's 'Please Clap' Moment
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
POPE BOB!!!
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyJxAfdp/
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The Power is Yours! 🌎💨🔥 . Ran out of time to make this into a flipbook, but didn’t want to wait another year. This day and every day is a good one to celebrate @Earth, Wind & Fire . . #earthwindand...
TikTok video by theflippist
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What the fuck is this?!? FRISKIES!!!
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All that money spent in the outfield and Ted’s over here doing it for the love of the game
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just submitted my 'Doctor Who' tender bid.
Benny Hill
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who gave Jim Breuer access to HHS?
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Jim Breuer as Goat Boy on Saturday Night Live
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everything looks like Adbusters now
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Masterful gambit sir
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Damn what animal meat is Argentina sending us?
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was that a Wildcat formation in the year of our lord 2026?
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me year-round tbh #WNBA #NBA #WCBB #NFL
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They made Jimmy Eat World rename Bleed American and pulled Leaving on a Jet Plane off the radio.
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why are you normalizing this behavior?
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did the Niners cut Daejon Love?
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Courtney E. Smith @thecourtneyesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning and I hope you’re having a great day. I am about to ruin it with this long form story I did on how private equity is ruining cookies but also people are building shit cookie companies to get money from private equity on @weareravenous.com. www.weareravenous.com/the-curious-...
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The Curious Case of the Soulless Private Equity Cookie
If you’re going to pay more than $5 for a single cookie, it should at least have some soul.
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
US housing policy since the 80’s
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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The League: Yobagoya Scream
ALT: The League: Yobagoya Scream
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Breathtaking
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Man Taking Notes
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUjDWY5e/
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Eagles- Hotel California(solo)- Cat Piano Cover #hotelcalifornia #solo #piano #fyp
TikTok video by Tristan TKG
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She lies and says she’s in love with him. Can’t find a Fetterman.
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is @danbernstein.bsky.social’s sign to bring back Friday Fun
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone didn’t want to lose their defense contracts
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No I dont think ill be buying the pervert toothbrush
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gurl, who does your lashes?
My dog’s beautiful lashes
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One thing that has helped pull me away from nihilism is the understanding that we’ve been here before and that we are capable of pulling off some incredible upsets with our backs against the walls. Unbelieveable sacrifices were made on hope for something better. The right thing to do is keep pushing
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of Mancow’s greatest hits
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thats what happens when you main import was sketchy ass dudes for decades
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Really looking forward to the crazy shit they make up about Tim Curry too.
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddamnit!
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is the type of video you watch when you are drinking out of the garden hose
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not Emma!!!
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Patty Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Ron Artest Pistons
ALT: Ron Artest Pistons
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