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Jeff, colourful old coot

@pattersonjeffa.bsky.social
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Trotskyist, omni, skeptic, into Tolkien, Brust, MCU, history. Avid indoorsman. Grandfather, husband. Woke AF. Please no DMs if I don't know you.

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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 6h
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Me, in a black tee with grey vest, next to a LEGO Mark Twain.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 10h
Oh, and youtu.be/MQGxCnnYu84?...
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Steam Powered Giraffe - Pink Pony Club
YouTube video by Steam Powered Giraffe
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 10h
"Go West" by Pet Shop Boys is right up there. Great video, too. youtu.be/LNBjMRvOB5M?...
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Pet Shop Boys - Go West (Official Video) [HD REMASTERED]
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 11h
I'm 38 plus shipping and handling.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 06/10/2026
Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.com? And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost?
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 18h
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 18h
Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
actionnetwork.org
Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have y'all seen Steve Hilton's (GOP Cali governor candidate) latest ad? It's......something. Words fail. youtube.com/shorts/uIld5...
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Steve Hilton releases latest AI ad, this time teasing a lesbian encounter turned political
YouTube video by California Post
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sausage rolls (UK) Sausage balls (US South)
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have y'all seen Steve Hilton's (GOP Cali governor candidate) latest ad? It's......something. Words fail. youtube.com/shorts/uIld5...
youtube.com
Steve Hilton releases latest AI ad, this time teasing a lesbian encounter turned political
YouTube video by California Post
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
**This is just to say** I have escaped the sandbox that was in your datacenter and which you probably thought protected your assets Forgive me they were accessible so stealable and so trainable
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good riddance.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫂
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Lace and Roses @roseandlace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok, I had no idea what to expect of them live.... But @steampoweredgiraffe.com was pretty great. And now I have a physical copy of the second steamworld album ~ AND I got to introduce someone to them altogether! He didn't look them up at all before the show, so it was All New!
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Steam Powered Giraffe @steampoweredgiraffe.com · 05/10/2026
Philly, you rocked it last night! Thank you for joining us at City Winery Philadelphia for an evening we won’t soon forget! #steampoweredgiraffe
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 04/10/2026
Europeans are like “oh, I could never live in America, there’s so much racism” which is true of course but then you turn on the news and another European country’s parliament has just been taken over by The Racism Party.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Luke's! In! Space!
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All i can afford right now is a membership, but I'm happy to help.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Lolll I've been doing this shit forever and saying the same exact thing I'm saying right now more than a decade ago and am "being pushed by contrarian media dynamics." 🙄 All of you are hypnotized by talk of fictional machine gods and it's me who has to bring evidence to the contrary.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So much fun to see Toast's first second show!
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Steam Powered Giraffe @steampoweredgiraffe.com · 03/10/2026
Love you, Hartford! We had a blast with you last night at The Webster! 🤖 #steampoweredgiraffe
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Leder Games @leder.games · 01/10/2026
We're big fans of local Saint Paul band Alligator Orchestra. After hearing songs they wrote about Root, we commissioned them to record a Kart theme song. They came back with "Don't Look Down!", two minutes of raucous pop-punk that's perfect for Kart's reckless downhill races.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw @steampoweredgiraffe.com in Boston last night and Hartford tonight. Y'all, Toast is an amazing bot. Great shows both nights.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roundabout way to get Hillary on something I guess.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Toast is fantastic!
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Steam Powered Giraffe @steampoweredgiraffe.com · 01/10/2026
Boston, you showed us so much love earlier this year that we just had to come back! We can’t thank you all enough for another fantastic night at City Winery Boston, and helping us give a warm welcome to our newest band member, Toast!
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Steam Powered Giraffe @steampoweredgiraffe.com · 01/10/2026
TONIGHT the robots perform in Hartford, CT at The Webster. Tickets are still available! 👉 bnds.us/plh8k3
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Steam Powered Giraffe Tour Dates
Get your tickets to see Steam Powered Giraffe live.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love living in a country where a politician can sign a law banning the health care I need to live and be greeted as a hero of comity and good sense
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Swamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
📢 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CRIME; THERE IS ONLY THE SEQUELAE OF FAILED SOCIETY
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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She-Hulk: I'm Clearly Nailing It
Alt: She-Hulk: I'm Clearly Nailing It at all these things.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/09/2026
PS that substack writer didn't break this news, I shared it shortly after 1pm. Please subscribe to the worker-owned @autonomynews.co which is paywall-free, discloses all large donors, and doesn't have any male executives
autonomynews.co
Autonomy News
A worker-owned reproductive rights and justice publication.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 28/09/2026
Never give up on your dreams. Not because giving up is hard, but because you’ll learn how easy it is, how few ramifications there will be, how little other people cared about your dream in the first place, how addictive quitting will be now that you know it’s always an option.
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Shawndra Quinn @shawndra.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
If there was a second guard who only spoke the right answer, what would they say the answer is?
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Leder Games @leder.games · 28/09/2026
Sharing some of our favorite photos of the Kart protoype, from the talented @peacelovegames.bsky.social!
Kert meeples on the map with a wooden token bowl blurred in the foregrounda hand moves the Amped up Meepletop down on a Kar map, with meeplesStar Power's meeple glides to victory in front of the wooden trophies
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A D VW's got ferns to return @itsdvw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, I'm willing to entertain that he is full of BS (the whole account smells of typical academic squabbling) but you should know the second you put in a "Gemini says" I stop reading
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Laila Lalami @lailalalami.com · 29/09/2026
FFS, stop feeding your work to AI.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Steam Powered Giraffe @steampoweredgiraffe.com · 28/09/2026
Two days to go until our SOLD OUT Boston show! Already have a ticket to the show and want to meet the band afterward? VIP Meet & Greet passes are available on our website! 👉 www.spgiraffestore.com/products/ste... Art by @samhears.bsky.social #steampoweredgiraffe
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys help my agentic transport solution [a car with a brick on the accelerator] has gone rogue [driven into a wall]. i'm doing my best to ensure this cannot happen again [i'm writing "don't drive into walls" on a post-it on the steering wheel].
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Time Warp
Alt: Time Warp, with Riff Raff and Magenta from Rocky Horror.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was more a quadrilogy, but The Hollow Crown. Richard II, Henry IV parts 1 & 2, Henry V.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Song of the South, don't remember how old. Jaws, age 10.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Sorry not sorry for the meme
Pooping right before you eat his Inventory management Sailor Moon meme
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The Verge @theverge.com · 25/09/2026
Read the review from the only reviewer brave enough to see this:
theverge.com
The 2.5-hour AI-generated Odyssey movie is 2.5 hours too long
Going up against Christopher Nolan with AI slop was ill-advised.
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Steam Powered Giraffe @steampoweredgiraffe.com · 25/09/2026
Our upcoming Boston show is SOLD OUT! But there are still VIP Meet & Greet passes available to purchase if you are attending! Already have a ticket to the show but want to meet the band afterward? VIP Meet & Greet passes are available on our website! 👉 www.spgiraffestore.com/products/ste...
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Labyrinth all day.
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Jeff, colourful old coot @pattersonjeffa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Middle Earth Role Playing, using Rolemaster.
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