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I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part. Mostly Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5pm, CDT. www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber

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Dooper @dooper.live · 02/10/2026
What if I told you there was a streaming platform that is Anti-AI, Anti-Ads, and easy to use? I've been multi-streaming on @altstream.online and it's SICK. It's customizable and has built in features like BSKY alerts! First 1,000 people get Beta access to new stuff.
Altstream watching ElouynStickers
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks left, looks right... #potato​ #starch​ #gaming​ #streamer​ #pcgaming #cringe #stalker2 #listensometimesyoujustsaythings
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI has now made me so thrilled to see typos in emails. Like yeah man, you typed this email yourself and that makes you way better.
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I STREAM STALKER 2 HEART OF CHERNOBYL A glowy rock fell on my apartment and now I'm subsisting on sausage and energy drinks www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They gave me a red *kill them* button and said "you won't press it, no balls" #potato #twitch #streamer #videogames #bloodofthedawnwalker #dawnofthebloodwalker #walkoftheblooddawner #blade2westlysnipes
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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 11/09/2026
... oh, they're LITERALLY supposed to be puppets! | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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5ea_dubbz, big queer leftie artguy @5eadubbz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Twas the night before Kirksmas and all through the land Nobody was weeping, fuck that rotten ass man
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I STREAM BLOOD OF THE DAWN WALKER Everyone is but A Juice Box and I am the Barely Working Straw Tapped to the Back www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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5ea_dubbz, big queer leftie artguy @5eadubbz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My fellow Americans, remember that workers' rights were fought for. Not with pretty slogans or signs, but with violence. Business owners killed workers and organizers for having the audacity to ask for better conditions and fair pay. Happy labor day.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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Aesuith✨ @aesuith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So excited for the Sunbling SMP tonight! Going live at 7pm CST! Look at all of these adorable @minisunblings.bsky.social ! Special thanks to @rigain.bsky.social, accidantey, and @ oddcanela for organizing, creating graphics, and getting mods together!! 🫰
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm pretty proud of this one #twitch #streamer #potato #videogames #metalgearsolid #metalgearsolid4 #butfalloutsaiditneverchanges
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
for the first time in like 10 years I have turned on my spell check on my phone, now no one knows I'm stupid
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I STEAM METAL GEAR SOLID 4 we should be fine, so long as war hasnt changed www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
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Aesuith✨ @aesuith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So excited for sept 1st!!!!
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I STREAM CYBERPUNK 2077 i was told there would be dogs in this town where are they www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not jump the gun or nothin, but do i need to make a bilibili account? i mean i love a youtube competitor (especially now) but i know nothing other than Its Chinese Youtube
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bigwig at my job is leaving to be in an AI start up. sent out a very heartfelt email that absolutely no one thinks he wrote. problem is that i do think he was sad to leave, but because he's suckin up the AI koolaid no one thinks he is or ever was genuine, and him and his ilk will never know why.
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The Sunblings @minisunblings.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Let's welcome @Aesuith to SMP Sunbling! She's an elf surrounded by starlight, you blink, and a blue slime is in her place. We are so excited to have them join us in September to play on the SMP! Feel free to check her out on Twitch & Youtube @ Aesuith
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a persona ost cover band called I Am Thou send tweet
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
so there are younger minecraft youtubers who are now making podcasts to discuss experiences being kids on a minecraft smp just in case you hadnt had the Old Beam fired at you in a while.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I STREAM FIELDS OF MISTRIA rich people give me land and a house, but also rusted tools so??? www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
unfortunately, when they say excerise and veggies help you feel better it wasnt just proper gander from Big Healthy to get you to play less video games, it does indeed help you feel better anyway, maybe stream soon
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
aaaayyyee but seriously who are you people, its been like a month, i aint done shit
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Kira P. Raptor Girl 🌹🍻 VTUBER @kirap.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My Assumption About JoCat Was VERY WRONG He thought I was joking, but I was NOT and now I'm embarrassed... 😳 🎬 gobtsun
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me: im not feelin streamin for a while The Art Friend: I Have Made You Banners and they Are Good Me: Perhaps we are so back? Perchance?
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Gray @redhotdivekick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
xavier renegade angel dialogue
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Our bones could be hollow. If so then what is actually inside them? The truth comes out on The Jim Haggerty Show. youtu.be/MXiq-s0QGgo
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"my gaming hobby is exploding because greed from AAA and AI slop" there are so many indies out there the are just better less graphically intense versions of what you enjoy. we're rapidly approaching an indie game boom because of layoffs. the passion didnt go away i promise, its just being relocated
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
my favorite part about getting older is finding younger people who start playing games you used to play as a kid and seeing them gush/trash about shit from way back when. Muwah. Chefs kiss. Good shit. youre right, no autosave sucks, keep playing tell me what you think YAS GAMER YAS
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I anger the Compainions and learn a Mighty Spell #potato #starch #gaming #streamer #twitch #pcgaming #keizaal #skyrim #rp #cringe #thatsanillegalspell
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How old were you when you first learned that JFK didn't kill himself? Tune in this Thursday for more undeniable truth.
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Doig & Swift @doigswift.com · 06/07/2026
On a Monday Morning Songbird
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TeamFourStar @teamfourstar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Corporations when Pride ends...
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A Dangerous Foe #potato #starch #gaming #streamer #twitch #pcgaming #keizaal #skyrim #rp #cringe #butiamfree
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I STREAM SKYRIM: KEIZAAL RP Odstarva the Hedge Knight starts to enjoy his time with the Compainions. www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i will totally play deltarun when its fully released. you say its hard to avoid spoilers i say Nah I Just Dont Pay Attention Because Im The Original Starwalker or whatever
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
my favorite thing in the rp skyrim server im in is that i keep accidentally shifting in and out of in character vernacular so ill be like "oh thatll be 20 buckGOLD THATLL BE 20 GOLD" and people will Yes And being like "20 bucks?? Thats so much venison" god bless you goobers
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I STREAM SKYRIM KEIZAAL RP Help! I've been Reincarnated as a Spellsword Who Lost My Magic Due To War Wounds and Must Now Be An Adventurer! [Keizaal Online RP] www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
he almost got me #twitch #gamer #darkmessiahofmightandmagic #potato #blessed #starch #ofmiceandmen #thatwasalittledark #streamer
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I STREAM DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT & MAGIC PREPARE FOR THE JUMP KICK www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hey guys guess who just got... Yelled at!
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PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I STREAM FATEKEEPER Dark Fate of Might And Keeper www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
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(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT
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Doig & Swift @doigswift.com · 04/06/2026
THANK YOU everyone! - they will be friends!!!
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PapaMutt @papamutt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is how I trick new viewers to watch me 😈 #vtuber #furry
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