Sign in

PatTato

@pattato.bsky.social
169 followers 173 following 833 posts

I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part. Mostly Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5pm, CDT. www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber

PostsRepliesMedia
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 5h
Straight up album cover
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Explain your lore poorly: tuber owes the American government taxes for living
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I STREAM METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS Metal Gear 4, Chapter 2: The Jungle Boogaloo www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
twitch.tv
Pat_Tato_tuber - Twitch
(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
000
Reposted by PatTato
Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am thrilled and proud beyond measure to support the amazing workers who create and design the games I and my loved ones have spent a lifetime playing. I implore everybody to sign the petition and signal boost the campaign as far and wide as we can!
282852675
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youre smart in a way that gets you money in your bank account. im smart in a way that lets me know who the aliens in star wars were who put han solo in the chocolate bar during a clutch moment in a trivial pursuit game, we are not the same
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rooting for you, can't wait to give your stuff a go
010
Reposted by PatTato
Dooper @dooper.live · 02/10/2026
What if I told you there was a streaming platform that is Anti-AI, Anti-Ads, and easy to use? I've been multi-streaming on @altstream.online and it's SICK. It's customizable and has built in features like BSKY alerts! First 1,000 people get Beta access to new stuff.
Altstream watching ElouynStickers
30614218
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its about
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The context is
111
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks left, looks right... #potato​ #starch​ #gaming​ #streamer​ #pcgaming #cringe #stalker2 #listensometimesyoujustsaythings
040
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI has now made me so thrilled to see typos in emails. Like yeah man, you typed this email yourself and that makes you way better.
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I STREAM STALKER 2 HEART OF CHERNOBYL A glowy rock fell on my apartment and now I'm subsisting on sausage and energy drinks www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
twitch.tv
Pat_Tato_tuber - Twitch
(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
001
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hahaha people like you what a nerd
010
Reposted by PatTato
Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
2543051298
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Secret Gyno Training Technique
static.klipy.com
Hajime No Ippo: Ippo vs Sendo Fight
ALT: Hajime No Ippo: Ippo vs Sendo Fight
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They gave me a red *kill them* button and said "you won't press it, no balls" #potato #twitch #streamer #videogames #bloodofthedawnwalker #dawnofthebloodwalker #walkoftheblooddawner #blade2westlysnipes
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/UqJJktxCY9U?... Found it!
youtu.be
'Dear Alice' Decommodified Edition | Solarpunk anime ambience with no ads
YouTube video by Waffle To The Left
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There was a chobani commercial a while back that was 1000% solar punk, I'm sure it's on YouTube somewhere
101
Reposted by PatTato
TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 11/09/2026
... oh, they're LITERALLY supposed to be puppets! | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
572745955
Reposted by PatTato
5ea_dubbz, big queer leftie artguy @5eadubbz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Twas the night before Kirksmas and all through the land Nobody was weeping, fuck that rotten ass man
042
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I STREAM BLOOD OF THE DAWN WALKER Everyone is but A Juice Box and I am the Barely Working Straw Tapped to the Back www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
twitch.tv
Pat_Tato_tuber - Twitch
(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
010
Reposted by PatTato
TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
14557601944
Reposted by PatTato
5ea_dubbz, big queer leftie artguy @5eadubbz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My fellow Americans, remember that workers' rights were fought for. Not with pretty slogans or signs, but with violence. Business owners killed workers and organizers for having the audacity to ask for better conditions and fair pay. Happy labor day.
072
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Them.
000
Reposted by PatTato
LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
7394873550
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hot Fuzz: Nicholas Angel Says 'Shame'
ALT: Hot Fuzz: Nicholas Angel Says 'Shame'
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quick, I'm in a rap battle and my opponent just told me I peaked in elementary school. I need a sick comeback, preferably about how he was a child of divorce at 3 years of age and its clearly his fault
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we all just gonna ignore Fortnightly huh
120
Reposted by PatTato
Aesuith✨ @aesuith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So excited for the Sunbling SMP tonight! Going live at 7pm CST! Look at all of these adorable @minisunblings.bsky.social ! Special thanks to @rigain.bsky.social, accidantey, and @ oddcanela for organizing, creating graphics, and getting mods together!! 🫰
043
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm pretty proud of this one #twitch #streamer #potato #videogames #metalgearsolid #metalgearsolid4 #butfalloutsaiditneverchanges
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
for the first time in like 10 years I have turned on my spell check on my phone, now no one knows I'm stupid
110
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I STEAM METAL GEAR SOLID 4 we should be fine, so long as war hasnt changed www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
twitch.tv
Pat_Tato_tuber - Twitch
(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
target unclear, vtubers are furry adjacent
010
Reposted by PatTato
Aesuith✨ @aesuith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So excited for sept 1st!!!!
021
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I STREAM CYBERPUNK 2077 i was told there would be dogs in this town where are they www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
twitch.tv
Pat_Tato_tuber - Twitch
(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT — Pat_Tato_tuber streams live on Twitch! Check...
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
im thinkin about joining but all i know is thats its Chinese Youtube, whats the TOS like? Like if i mention winne the pooh do i get a perma ban, etc
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not jump the gun or nothin, but do i need to make a bilibili account? i mean i love a youtube competitor (especially now) but i know nothing other than Its Chinese Youtube
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bigwig at my job is leaving to be in an AI start up. sent out a very heartfelt email that absolutely no one thinks he wrote. problem is that i do think he was sad to leave, but because he's suckin up the AI koolaid no one thinks he is or ever was genuine, and him and his ilk will never know why.
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
WOOOOO
020
Reposted by PatTato
The Sunblings @minisunblings.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Let's welcome @Aesuith to SMP Sunbling! She's an elf surrounded by starlight, you blink, and a blue slime is in her place. We are so excited to have them join us in September to play on the SMP! Feel free to check her out on Twitch & Youtube @ Aesuith
123
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a persona ost cover band called I Am Thou send tweet
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this is important and i will remember this.
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
isnt toby fox like a dude who made homestuck? I dunno for sure, dont quote me
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
so there are younger minecraft youtubers who are now making podcasts to discuss experiences being kids on a minecraft smp just in case you hadnt had the Old Beam fired at you in a while.
000
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
youtube.com/shorts/aYR85...
youtube.com
You Didn't Have to Post That
YouTube video by LittleVMills
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah, man
010
Reposted by PatTato
Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
Training for Generative AI

Allow your channel content to train generative AI content models at Amazon. Turning this off does not opt you out of Twitch and Amazon using your channel content for other purposes described in the Twitch Privacy Notice, including using AI-supported Twitch features that benefit the community by facilitating streamer growth and monetization (such as real-time sponsorship campaign assistance), viewer discovery (such as recommendations), and community safety (such as AutoMod). Learn more
24288938671
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I STREAM FIELDS OF MISTRIA rich people give me land and a house, but also rusted tools so??? www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber
twitch.tv
Pat_Tato_tuber - Twitch
(18+) I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part.TRYING for Tue/Thurs 5pm-ish CDT
010
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
potato potato AH THE BUGS
020
PatTato @pattato.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
shit maybe i should start doin that
110