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Stanley Twochains

@patsy.bsky.social
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“No I swear there are a whole swath of voters that want to vote for you and agree with you on everything. They just want to hear that you hate trans kids first.”
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I always thought it was in furtherance of pushing women out of public in general. If you codify women as weak and in need of protection, you’ve weakened equal protection laws that are premised on equality. Hop skip to you need a husband for a bank account because you’re not smart enough.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Talarico having a real civil unions moment
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A Labor Day reminder: having a job is no longer enough to protect millions of Americans from homelessness. For many workers, the greatest threat isn't losing their job. It's that their job will never pay enough, never provide enough hours, never offer enough stability to keep them housed.
nytimes.com
Opinion | America Is Pushing Its Workers Into Homelessness (Gift Article)
The working homeless are casualties of our prosperity.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friend from college was posting about how the husband did it while calling it a “psyop”. I guess that word just means anything you’re obsessed with.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Before the pandemic, a lot of tech leaders had more contact with their workers and the outside world in general. Then like everyone, they got more isolated. Except their isolation is way more extreme to the point that they’ve basically lost any connection with anyone that’s not also a tech CEO.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How does a doctor’s office straight face have me fill out check in forms on my phone that result in them showing me an ad targeted off MY HEALTH DATA and not expect me to chuck my phone at the wall?
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I feel like this isn’t as sure of a bet as it looks
nytimes.com
White House Teleprompter Operator Bet on Trump Speeches, Kalshi Says
A technical assistant to President Trump won around $100,000, according to the prediction market, which flagged the activity to the federal government.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I don’t think “I’m done not thinking critically” is the triumphant statement you think it is buddy
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No it seems I’m blocked now lol
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You got a whole side plot worked out now too
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Okay then the BlueAnon people are just idiots
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
…why would they not be the same guys?
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The “shots fired” statement she made was so clearly a reference to roast jokes being made at an event k own for roast jokes. This administration is so incompetent and we all know it but somehow when shit like this happens, BlueAnon idiots thing they are extremely capable of elaborate conspiracies.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The overlap of these folks and people that don’t heat a tortilla before making a taco is 100%
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This is like how they decided they need to call mpox “monkey pox” again despite no ine doing that for years because like, it’s the more racist term.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
This reminds me of someone I knew who was getting a PHD in politics in 2008. Their thesis was around the rise of border militias and like the racism within them. Their advisor was telling them to hurry because Obama getting elected meant that those groups were going to be irrelevant.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I feel like the sharp increase in scam job texts I’m getting is a stealth recession indicator. Someone’s looking at a spreadsheet of what’s working lately and doubling down on that tactic. #economy #scams #recession
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I summoned Dr. John in a seance he said “In my opinionation, the US is in sharp decline” and left.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Lotta NPR totes at the gun store
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You guys need to do something well before that. This is a full on coup that is a threat to the stability of the entire world. If they aren’t going to act legally, you aren’t bound by the law either. Lead your own day of love at the capitol.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
At the very least I’d learn about the ones they took the time to carve into a mountain
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Never selling out because I’m bad at selling.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
If I just get like three more compliments, I swear I’ll start believing them
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
Sure, you can see if Christopher Walken has Medicare A & B
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
I’m going to start using all spam calls with live people as a chance to practice impressions
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
Once I figure out if this actually matters, it’s over for you bitches
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