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Stanley Twochains

@patsy.bsky.social
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Talarico having a real civil unions moment
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A Labor Day reminder: having a job is no longer enough to protect millions of Americans from homelessness. For many workers, the greatest threat isn't losing their job. It's that their job will never pay enough, never provide enough hours, never offer enough stability to keep them housed.
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Opinion | America Is Pushing Its Workers Into Homelessness (Gift Article)
The working homeless are casualties of our prosperity.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How does a doctor’s office straight face have me fill out check in forms on my phone that result in them showing me an ad targeted off MY HEALTH DATA and not expect me to chuck my phone at the wall?
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I feel like this isn’t as sure of a bet as it looks
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White House Teleprompter Operator Bet on Trump Speeches, Kalshi Says
A technical assistant to President Trump won around $100,000, according to the prediction market, which flagged the activity to the federal government.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I feel like the sharp increase in scam job texts I’m getting is a stealth recession indicator. Someone’s looking at a spreadsheet of what’s working lately and doubling down on that tactic. #economy #scams #recession
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I summoned Dr. John in a seance he said “In my opinionation, the US is in sharp decline” and left.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Lotta NPR totes at the gun store
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Never selling out because I’m bad at selling.
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
If I just get like three more compliments, I swear I’ll start believing them
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
I’m going to start using all spam calls with live people as a chance to practice impressions
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Stanley Twochains @patsy.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
Once I figure out if this actually matters, it’s over for you bitches
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