Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Why do public toilets always have the best lighting? Excuse the urinals 020
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I think my transition into Daddy is complete 0140
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 10/10/2025These are all Londoners including yours truly 110
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Paloma needs to use the phrase “I’m not just a faithful, I’m a Paloma Faithful!” #traitors 052
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Twitter age authentication now in full swing but you can’t authenticate your age? 000
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 25/05/2025The only reason I want a boyfriend is so they can cook me delicious, high protein dinners and lunches that vary every day so I don’t batch cook the same boring stuff all week 🥲 040
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I’m going on a date with a guy and it’s a run! I hate running! 020
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I’ll be back to my wimpy self as soon as I step outside 0110
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I aspire to have to confidence of Geri Halliwell pursuing a solo career 020
