Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Why do public toilets always have the best lighting? Excuse the urinals 020
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I think my transition into Daddy is complete 0140
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I’ll be back to my wimpy self as soon as I step outside 0110
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Desperately trying to get her to pronounce her “p’s” so I’m not “Gadrick” 010
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 05/02/2025The 5 day old spinach in my fridge looking up at me as I grab the oven ready pizza 010
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 29/12/20242024 has been the year I’ve finally started to see some kind of gains and starting to like my body 040
