Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Why do public toilets always have the best lighting? Excuse the urinals 020
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I think my transition into Daddy is complete 0140
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Paloma needs to use the phrase “I’m not just a faithful, I’m a Paloma Faithful!” #traitors 052
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Twitter age authentication now in full swing but you can’t authenticate your age? 000
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 25/05/2025The only reason I want a boyfriend is so they can cook me delicious, high protein dinners and lunches that vary every day so I don’t batch cook the same boring stuff all week 🥲 040
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I’m going on a date with a guy and it’s a run! I hate running! 020
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I’ll be back to my wimpy self as soon as I step outside 0110
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I aspire to have to confidence of Geri Halliwell pursuing a solo career 020
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Desperately trying to get her to pronounce her “p’s” so I’m not “Gadrick” 010
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 22/02/2025A week of being sick and not exercising can make you feel absolutely terrible about yourself! 000
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 05/02/2025The 5 day old spinach in my fridge looking up at me as I grab the oven ready pizza 010
Patrick Keyte @patrickkeyte.bsky.social · 27/01/2025What did I listen to before the Wicked Movie Soundtrack? I can’t seem to weann myself off it. 010
