Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13hCountries are easy to point to and blame, but the underlying lobbying groups hide themselves and let the civilians take the fall. 171
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Dejen de invadir Ucrania” es la única conversación diplomática que necesitan tener 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Noticias hace 5 años: Trump mintió? 🤔😱 Noticias hace 5 meses: Trump mintió? 🤔😱 Noticias hace 5 minutos: Trump mintió? 🤔😱 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Change Central Park to “Central America” 010
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's the lesson of the century: Democracy only works when people care. 061
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026World’s first democracy was whenever a group of hominids said for the first time “hey gang, what are we feeling? Hunt or sleep?” 010
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026They are stalling while they try to figure out how to profit off of the sun 030
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026static.klipy.comwaving lizardAlt: A lizard waving back at you 010
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Me estás diciendo que el director ejecutivo de McDonald’s no está trabajando 399x veces más duro que los empleados? Hereje! 050
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026He should Orbán-proof the government the way Biden should have Trump-proofed his. 240
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026“Somehow Epstein returned”media.tenor.coma man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowdAlt: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd 080
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Estonian, Hungarian and Finnish would look dope in this. 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Apparently there was a Uralic writing system in the 14th century called Permic. Why don’t they use it anymore? It’s computer-compatible and everything. 𐍡𐍔𐍥 𐍮𐍱𐍛𐍜𐍩𐍥𐍙𐍡 𐍙𐍔𐍝 𐍐𐍣𐍠𐍐𐍜𐍛𐍣 𐍜𐍐𐍜𐍑𐍠𐍙 𐍢𐍣𐍟𐍣 𐍓𐍩𐍠𐍯𐍝 𐍟𐍣𐍚𐍯𐍥𐍛𐍣 𐍡𐍯𐍛𐍣 𐍩̈𐍘𐍩̈𐍡 𐍮𐍩𐍘𐍯𐍝 𐍤𐍞𐍜𐍛𐍩𐍝 𐍡𐍯𐍛𐍩𐍝, 𐍛𐍣𐍝𐍥𐍣𐍠𐍩. www.persee.fr/doc/rbph_003... 121
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Flat-earth-antivax-creationist-fiction 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Forget the capitol, storm the White House. Are they seriously letting the local pedophile down the street destroy the world? 010
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words `` dew it '' written on it .Alt: Chancellor Palpatine from Star Wars saying “dew it” 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Como si la actitud positiva manifestará las estadísticas que rebasarán a Threads 011
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Why is that giant CGI spinning top terrorizing that condo? Who will stop it? 010
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026“April fools, we’re not leaving haha got’em” 😐 010
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026They were never gonna keep it going for free. It was just a taste to keep the public addicted. Now the people dependent on it will pay anything to get it back. 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026#Iran propagandists have the easiest job right now. You have to make Trump look like a bad guy? Just post his biography as is. No editing needed. 020
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I guess after reaching a certain level of power life just becomes a contest for who kills the most people, and the competition is fierce 110
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026So car-brained tha public transport never even crosses their mind as a possible alternative solution 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Di Nero?media.tenor.coma crab from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of money in his hand .Alt: Mr. Krabs from spongebob squarepants showering in money. 210
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Beautiful colors. Have a nice recovery 110
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Reminds me of the movie “the dictator” 010
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026A nice little welcoming gift to adulthood 001
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The bay leaf is necessary because it adds the 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026That’s a good business model lol, leave bird food on the car wash exit’s roof, double the profits 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Kick them out before they hinder elections 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Culture war propaganda was on full blast for decades to distract from the class struggle. Everyone can notice their quality of life slowly get worse. But all they need is a simple nudge to blame it on blue-haired M&M interns instead of billionaires redirecting tax money to their bank accounts. 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It’s on purpose. Strengthening the resolve of enemy militias guarantees revenue stream for the military-industrial complex for decades. 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026He enjoys inflicting pain and will do anything to be remembered, get him out of the White House before it’s too late 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I got a reel called “Obama and you throughout the years” one time 010
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026He never shamed Albedo for being in the wrong body 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Is it confirmed to be a man? For all we know their pronouns could be b/gawk 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026L’école ne sera peut-être jamais parfaitement en phase avec le monde qui recevra les étudiants, puisque les professeurs prépareront les étudiants au “monde réel” (d’il y a 15 ans ou plus). Impossible de savoir à quoi ressemblera le monde dans l’avenir. Enseigner l’adaptabilité est essentiel. 000
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026La guerre est un trésor pour l’autoritarisme. Ça occupe les médias, ça donne des pouvoirs spéciaux au gouvernement et ça accuse les pacifistes d’être “anti-patriote”. 021
Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026So no fuera México habría hallado otro chivo expiatorio 000