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Patrick Johansson

@patrickjohansson.bsky.social
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24 📍Rouen, France 🇫🇷 🎂 Colima, México 🇲🇽 📖 🗣️ 🇨🇳🇮🇳🇺🇸🇮🇹

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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Apparently there was a Uralic writing system in the 14th century called Permic. Why don’t they use it anymore? It’s computer-compatible and everything. 𐍡𐍔𐍥 𐍮𐍱𐍛𐍜𐍩𐍥𐍙𐍡 𐍙𐍔𐍝 𐍐𐍣𐍠𐍐𐍜𐍛𐍣 𐍜𐍐𐍜𐍑𐍠𐍙 𐍢𐍣𐍟𐍣 𐍓𐍩𐍠𐍯𐍝 𐍟𐍣𐍚𐍯𐍥𐍛𐍣 𐍡𐍯𐍛𐍣 𐍩̈𐍘𐍩̈𐍡 𐍮𐍩𐍘𐍯𐍝 𐍤𐍞𐍜𐍛𐍩𐍝 𐍡𐍯𐍛𐍩𐍝, 𐍛𐍣𐍝𐍥𐍣𐍠𐍩. www.persee.fr/doc/rbph_003...
A passage from an article that says “From a historical point of view the Old Komi writing system, the Abur, (named after the first two letters of the alphabet an and bur) deserves special mention: it was invented in the 14th century by St. Stephen of Perm by combining Ancient Greek, Aramaic, Old Slavonic letters and was in use for 300 years until the 17th century.”Sample document using the old Permic alphabet The Unicode table for the Permic script
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hex codes are your friend
A color palette indicating the hex code of each color
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You expect too much from him
“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies… but a great deal more to stand up to your friends”, quote, Professor Albus Dumbledore
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
¿Cómo no?
Diez opciones de diferentes sabores de helado.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I can see you added the gang for scale here too
A little black dot next to the giant alien’s design
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
La revolución económica en cuestión:
Tres imágenes generadas por inteligencia artificial. La primera es de dos gatos discapacitados tristes en su cumpleaños. La segunda es de un pastel de frutas decorado para parecer un caballo. La tercera es de un auto con patas de oso.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He did what now?
A fish from SpongeBob Squarepants saying “You what?!”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
当你意识到学习中文有多难时,你就会露出这样的表情
《功夫熊猫》中的阿宝在阅读神圣卷轴时感到震惊。
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Workers: I’ve been working full time, can I please afford to make a living? @forbes.com :
An image of the monopoly man saying “no” while extending his hand for a handshake
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
you misspelled *based* take
The Mandalorian from Star Wars saying “This is not the way”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Money? Is that some sort of snack or something?
An unrecognizably defective SpongeBob plushie who looks like it has lived through ten horrible lifetimes and can’t summon the brainpower to tell you about them.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
😑…
Una toma de pantalla de una búsqueda de Google para saber cómo se dice "regañar" en francés. El resultado es Google traductor diciendo que "regañar" traducido del francés al inglés da "to regañar"
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
La priorité de Manu c'est de se faire respecter
Macron devant une foule d'adolescents dit "Tu es dans une cérémonie officielle, tu te comportes comme il faut"
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
My friends in China say he was harassed and killed by the son of the CEO of “State Grid Corporation of China”, and that the government is trying to cover up the scandal by deleting online posts and comments about it and making it look like a suicide.
International friends, please help us!
Chinese actor and singer Yu Menglong, who has 27 million toms, was announced dead by his former (now disbanded) studio on September 11, 2025, shocking the whole network.

From the scene, the window screen that needs to be opened with toots was opened, and there were obvious signs of struggle outside the window, but the studio posted several hours later that it was an accidental fall and ruled out a criminal case, which caused millions of netizens to question it.

This matter continued to ferment, and many netizens expressed doubts about "the truth of his death" and called for a thorough investigation.
However, the discussion volume of more than 100 million was suppressed by major social platforms.
Please help us to publicize this matter on the outside network, only by arousing international attention can it be handled correctly!A painting of Yu Menglong’s final moments, being dangled out of a window by shadowy figures. His many fans look up to him with worry.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Big bother is watching
Trump staring at you
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Guys, there’s this guy who keeps telepathically forcing based takes into my mind by pointing left and nodding. I don’t know his name, help me out. This is roughly what his soul looks like:
A pencil drawing of a serious man with a mullet pointing to the left. The questions “who is he?”, “is he ok?” and “what does he expect of me?” are written around in the same crinkled tear-dotted paper.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Where’s the rest of the pages?
Batman shouting “Where are they?”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Bonne nouvelle pour les vendeurs de dentiers pour requins
Photomontage de requins avec des dents lisses et humaines.stonks
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
And furthermore, that it’s his plan that people don’t do anything about it every time
Vice President JD Vance saying “School shootings are a fact of life”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Les électeurs essaient d’arracher les politiciens pourris de du gouvernement comme un fermier qui essaie d’arracher une plante. Or, l’industrie pétrolière, comme une racine gigantesque, tient bon.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Une caricature où un agriculteur (nommé “électeurs”) essaie d’arracher une plante (nommée “politiciens pourris”) en vain. La plante résiste grâce à sa racine gigantesque (nommée “industrie pétrolière”).
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Fun fact: that white spot in the south of Spain is a massive greenhouse operation dubbed “the sea of plastic”. It overexploits both workers and underground water reserves to grow around 4 million tons of food every year in a desert area.
A satellite image of Spain, with a red circle highlighting the white-colored Almería region.An image of the vast greenhouse area covered in plastic roofs. It stretches into both ends of the horizon,
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Un tuyau versant de l’eau directement dans la bouche d’un personnage marqué comme “évasion fiscale” et  “cadeaux entreprise” pendant que le personnage marqué comme “retraites” et “jours fériés” meurt de soif.

Les personnages sont aussi légendés par des chiffres. “Retraites” reçoit 15 milliards, “jours fériés” reçoit 4 milliards. Alors que “évasion fiscale” reçoit 100 milliards et “cadeaux entreprise” reçoit 200 milliards.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A man pointing at Galactus the planet devourer and saying “Look! A pattern that repeats every couple centuries”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“Soyez pas alarmistes, voyons, regardez tout va bien, ça arrive tous les mille ans”
Un homme qui pointe vers la planète Terre au bout d’être dévorée par Galactus le mangeur de planètes.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Ian Malcolm de Parque Jurásico diciendo “La falta de humildad ante la naturaleza que se ha mostrado aquí me asombra”.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A baby elephant peeking over a wall, its trunk hanging over the other side and its eyes awkwardly pointing sideways.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Pearl from Steven Universe seen from an awkward angle
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
if { anything goes wrong }; then ( blame democrats )
A Reddit post from r/Conservative that reads:

The Democrats are taking a beating badly now. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Epstein files. Am I the only one?

Flaired Users Only

They seem powerless all of the sudden out of the blue when up until a few months ago they seemed to have the press and the entire narrative totally locked down. That's suspicious right?
Were so many of their colleagues and supporters caught up in the Epstein files that they made a deal with Trump to not release them?
That's the only thing that makes sense.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
A caricature of a water pipe poring water in a big man’s mouth while a starved man catches one or two drops that fall his way. The pipe is captioned as “Our tax dollars”, the big man is captioned as “Greedy children who want to eat breakfast” and the starved man is captioned as “Sad billionaires with only 4 yachts”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
A tiger entering its head and front paws into a bathroom with a concerned look. The caption says “You didn’t have to be this straightforward bhai”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Caption: Our ancestors looking into the future to see what legacy we have built.
Image: a mage stoically pondering a crystal ball that shows a minimum-wage employee holding back tears while dressed as Ronald McDonald with his mouth full of fries.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Where’s Superman when you need him?
The same comic book cover as the original post, but edited so that Superman is holding Trump and Putin by their shirts instead of Hitler and Hirohito.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Les riches dès qu’on parle de taxes
Une image de la couverture du film Garfield 2. Le chat orange, qui porte ici une couronne, fait un signe de “à plus” avec une patte et tient une valise de voyage avec l’autre.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ils auront une bonne enfance on dirait
Un petit enfant surexcité devant son ordinateur, à sa droite, sa mère sourit
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Le passage du #TourDeFrance à #Rouen
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Le petit défilé de sponsors avant le passage du #TourDeFrance à #Rouen
Une voiture en forme de bouteille de savon de linge Xtra défile sur la pisteLa rue Rouennaise vide entourée d’un public prêt à voir passer les cyclistesUn char décoré d’une statue d’Astérix le Gaulois assis sur un rocher défile sur la pisteUn camion bleu décoré de bouteilles géantes d’Orangina défile sur la piste avant la course
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
NEVER
A cat seemingly being swallowed whole by a shark toy
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Change, we need
The long lost child of Barack Obama with master Yoda from Star Wars
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I’m pretty sure they believe in Jesus and the Bible. Being Christian is actually not synonymous with being a good person. There’s good non-Christians out there too
Christian definition: a person who has received Christian baptism or is a believer in Christianity.
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
加菲猫毛绒玩具在监狱里
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Cassian Andor from Andor getting arrested while holding a JD Vance meme. He says “I’m just a tourist”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Cassian Andor from Andor getting choked and arrested by a droid while holding a JD Vance meme. He says “I’m just a tourist”
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
WHY IS THIS SO PEAK?!
Man crying and screaming in admiration
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I, too, have carried the mark of the beast
Warning tag: JD Vance Follower
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Patrick Star scared of the message he’s being shown
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Confused screaming
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Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Holy smokes, it worked
A wet couch
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