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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching soccer
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Warhammer 40000” in the style of the Waffle House logo
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
PSG Manager Luis Enrique in the PSG merch store holding an iPad that says:

Checkout
£100,000,000
Add a tip?
15% 20% 25%

With a finger hovering over 20%
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in the movie Tombstone
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I opened driving directions to see how fast the train is going and it thinks we’re going 121 in a 15 into a dead end
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Our flight to Seattle got postponed due to weather, but Gilmore Girls is on in the Charlotte hotel. Learn all about it here: www.patreon.com/ShutdownFull... @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social Instead of the Apple Music app, I use this app called Album that feels like a record collection. It combines your Apple Music subscription & iTunes collection, but the UI is much better & notifies you when a band in your collection releases new music.
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Okay here’s the situation! Country Roads is actually about the central part of Pangea! vividmaps.com/central-pang...
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
In a disturbing turn of events, @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social used my remix of the Jelly Roll World Cup song while I was in a cabin where Jelly Roll had previously stayed on.soundcloud.com/EkqXsAJ8Icgc...
Message from AirBnb host that says “Jelly Roll stayed here last October!”
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Market haul
Blueberry scone, croissant, tomatoes, sourdough bread, pea shoots, turmeric pita, baklava, coffee beans, and a bouquet of flowers from the farmers market
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Maybe try contact cleaner? I’d recommend DeoxIT D5
DeoxIT D5 Contact Cleaner
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Myles Garrett in a Montreal Expos uniform
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I;m thinking about thos Beans @ranchogordo.bsky.social
Rancho Gordo Desert Island Sampler (Beans)
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
👟🏈 @sickoscommittee.org
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The florist loves when you say “no roses”
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
For the last five years, every item in the grocery store has had PROTEIN on the packing in the largest possible font. There was never a “war on protein”. Merry Protein
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
James
Percival’s Island in the James River
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Command & Conquer N64 Cartridge
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The sky in scenic locations vs the sky at grocery stores
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Can’t wait
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
At Mouserat practice in Parks & Rec:

“Did you book us a gig at Extra Points Bowl? You said Nick Saban might be there!”

“Nick Saban MIGHT be there. He might be anywhere. The guy’s awesome and unpredictable.”
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Skattebo @newyorkgiants.bsky.social
Tasmanian Devil in a New York Giants uniform
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Why can’t we buy this? #Crew96
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Time to start the comeback
Bill Belichick’s UNC losing to Clemson 28-3 at the end of the 1st quarter
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
post a concert photo you took
Pet Symmetry in a Pittsburgh basement in 2015
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Still watching football
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Ohio State lined up in the I Formation vs Texas
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Hmm
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Patrick @patrickhowell.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Hey @aplaceforowls.bsky.social
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