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@patrick.games
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Game developer, Android Games DevRel, roboticist, dad, and a bard so bad that he causes psychic damage. Previously worked on Star Wars BB-8, Space Miner, and those Sphero robots. Opinions are my own (Google doesn't want them, especially bagpipes). He/Him

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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 24/09/2026
Let's go install Limewire y'all!
Me dressed as a pirate. Frilly shirt, hat with feathers, red jacket
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 20/09/2026
The robot coffee machine just threw hot coffee at me presumably because I didn't tip 😆
Cup with americano. Coffee is all around it on the table. Served by a robot arm.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 14/07/2026
I call this: the wall of hyperfixations past.
Two otamotones: a Kirby one and a black/rave version. Framing a keyboard with typewriter like keys. The wall behind them filled with experimental split keyboards.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 25/06/2026
A great reason to not only buy your music, but to buy it on physical media: about every other purchase has some bonus item. In this case, Kila sent me this cool postcard.
The Kila and Brass album on CD. Paired with a postcard with a DVD "Visions of Ireland".
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 13/03/2026
I don't know when it's time to stop investing in the cheapest possible mandolin and admit that I actually enjoy the instrument/buy a good one. But I've added an arm rest to mine and have started looking into what it would take to add my own adjustable bridge 😆
Pancake a style oval hole mandolin. On the outside top corner is a small rounded piece of wood to break up the sharp edge my arm rests on.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 11/03/2026
If you see this, post a robot. This is also for @davidpierce.xyz . I used to work at a toy company and furby inspired me to build this 😆 It's built onto a Sphero board since this is before we built Ollie.
Furby mounted to a Sphero board, so it can roll around. It's a pink and purple furby.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
View from Grey's peak, a 14'er in Colorado.

Above the Alpine line there are no trees, view clear over the other mountains to the horizon. A roof of clouds barely grazing the peaks
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 22/02/2026
Now with extra fairy forest vibes
Same picture as before. But now with vines and colored lights behind the string instruments
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 22/02/2026
Finally done having l hanging my assorted string instruments. It took awhile since I needed to install toggle bolts for the hangers off the studs. Now I just need something to hold the various plectrums.
Three folk stringed instruments hanging from the wall. From left to right is a mandolin, gourd fretless banjo, and banjolele.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 09/02/2026
I don't speak Portuguese and I wouldn't say Katy Perry is in my top artists, but I guess I did give a keynote at the Brazilian Independent Games Festival once and Katy Perry isn't bad. No idea how I landed here though 😆 bluesky-map.theo.io
A marker on a distribution map showing my handle near Brazilian Katy Perry Fans and Brazilian Gaming Community.The same map zoomed out, showing I'm located closest to Brazilian Young Adults on Bluesky, but also Spanish-Speaking Academics, Progressive UK & European Academics, and Molecular and Cell Biology Researchers.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 06/02/2026
If you're going to marry someone, make sure they're ok with a unity volcano instead of a unity candle.
Patrick and Beth standing around a green table in wedding garb. ON the table is a volcano reminiscent of the classic middle school science fair project: baking soda, vinegar, food coloring, and dry ice combine to make an volcano. Set outside at an otherwise fancy wedding venue.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 04/02/2026
If I had a 3d printer still, I'd be making and handing whistles _but_, I'd make them death whistles. No one ignores death whistles.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 04/02/2026
I'm working on my totally normal string instrument wall. I have one more kid guitar and one more dulcimer to go. Personally I think dulcimers are better to learn on, but the guitars were still pretty cool Christmas gifts and means my kids can just learn Taylor Swift songs without transposing.
Six instruments hanging on a wall. Two loog guitars, two ukuleles, a mountain dulcimer, and a stick dulcimer.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 02/02/2026
Mandolinist don't always tell you this, but you can improve the sound of your mandolin with rainbow felt.
Rainbow colored felt being added to the tailpiece of a mandolin.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 01/02/2026
Print is alive! With my 404 Media zine
Cover of the 404 media zine. Bright pink and green hacker -esque illustration with no textThe top corner of the first page. 404 media logo shown prominently
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 22/01/2026
One of my favorite music shops could be going out of business, and it happens to be the one that got me into playing music (owner sold me a dulcimer, set it up, and even showed me some basic dulcimer tunes). So of course I had to give this mandolin a good home.
Basic Kentucky army-navy mandolin. A style with oval sound hole, plain brown.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 18/01/2026
In the spirit of hanging things on my wall, I have my new fretless gourd banjo up! Don't mind the remaining canjo, it's probably getting swapped for @bionicbeth.bsky.social 's banjolele soon.
A gourd banjo on a white wall, held up by a hanger shaped like an Ent's hand.A close up of the tree bark textured hand holding the end of the banjo. The natural wood fretless fretboard (is there a better term for that?) terminating in a copper tail piece.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 09/01/2026
My daughter even went and hung up my pennywhistles in the blank space. But it's sparse 😆
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 09/01/2026
It has an alto sax mouthpiece, but almost bagpipe fingering (thumb hole, but you don't close the holes and there's no pinky hole).
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 08/01/2026
The whistles are how it started for me. Then I got self conscious about running around with basically Irish recorders (which I shouldn't, now I can play them just as well as my other instruments). This is most of my whistles (three are missing, and one of those has me worried now 😆)
A collection of pennywhistles arranged on a table
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 08/01/2026
As is typical of men my age: I finally have a flute wall.
A wall mounted rack of folk flutes. From top to bottom: 
An M&E Irish flute made of derlin
An mk low whistle in D
A "Selkie" Xiao in curly maple
A crystal flute with Donegal knots for decoration
A folk/travel saxophone
A bamboo flute in D
A bamboo flute in G
A practice chanter for highland pipes 
A Turkish ney 
A Chinese dizi
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 25/12/2025
A last minute hail Mary to ensure you're not on the naughty list.
Milk, cookies, and a hand written "card" to Santa. A flat 8.5"x11" paper saying "thank you Santa, you are the best".
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 24/12/2025
Making my cranberry sauce, I had the realization that the Shining is a Christmas movie. That's when it all went down 😆
A bottle of Redrum over a pot of cranberries
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 24/12/2025
FWIW: there's a reason my probably undiagnosed neurospicy mind was near the instruments. My microwave is out of space
Music stand with two recipes on it.Microwave with four recipes on it
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 24/12/2025
Intention: clean before holiday guests arrive Reality: I have three flutes out and can play duel of the fates
A lightly messy table. In the middle is a wooden end blown flute, green low pennywhistle, and black Irish flute
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 29/11/2025
If you see this, quote post with a beach pic from your gallery.
Bernard, the gnome, waving in front of the beach. Standing on a grey wall in front of a boat and compass rose thingy
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 02/11/2025
Look what I found the day the Zune came on the @theverge.com 's Version History podcast. Not the cool brown one though.
A black Zune. Not powered on
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 13/10/2025
More bagpipes now, but that's more a function of someone nearby to help when something goes wrong than anything else 😆
I'm playing uilleann bagpipes whilst wearing a tricorner hat
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 15/09/2025
I found these amazing CD holders made by someone who obviously never owned a CD.
Two black boxes, closed, with unseen CDs insideOne of the CD boxes open. It's filled with albums, but the side facing up doesn't have any identifying labels on it.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 12/09/2025
I made the mistake of running in the only person irl who knows what a theorbo is and thinks they're cool, and I've been casually bringing it up in random conversations since and confusing everyone.
Person sitting with a theorbo. The base looks like a lute, but the neck with the bass strings is taller than the person playing.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 10/09/2025
Anyway, my new Steam Deck is just my phone with a Kishi dock (I have Hollow Knight running locally on Android via GameHub: gamehub.xiaoji.com). This pairs super well with the Razer Kishi 2 (I'm... kind of considering restarting Silksong now, this hurts less than a Switch controller 😆).
The beginning tutorial of Hollow Knight running on a Galaxy Flip 7. A series of interface elements along the bottom show it's running locally using DXVK at 60fps
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 09/09/2025
I'm absolutely loving this crystal flute. It's a bit of an adjustment from my normal wooden flute (especially with its raised holes), but gives a different character to the tunes I've been playing 😃
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 03/09/2025
I have begun to bake offerings to the great pumpkin!
Chocolate chip "pumpkin pie" cookies each with a candy corn pumpkin in the middle.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 27/08/2025
Wrapped up the night jamming on dulcimers with my LO. The small dulcimer is mine (the strings have too much tension for smaller fingers).
Two dulcimers. One standard length Apple Creek hourglass dulcimer with a pick and rainbow noter. One octave higher "dulcimette" strung similar to a mandolin (all double courses).
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 20/08/2025
Remember: accessibility is for everyone, as disabilities may be permanent, temporary, or situational. For example: today I took my contacts out after eating chips with ghost pepper salsa and having a taco with ghost pepper sauce on it. I was fully blind for about 15 minutes.
Two containers of hot sauce. One is "Melinda's creamy style ghost pepper wing sauce and condiment", the other is "Tostitos Ghost Pepper Salsa".
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 16/08/2025
And my axes!
An image of Gimli in Godot. The gimbal widget thing showing the basis vectors is over his axe.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 14/08/2025
This is the best pennywhistle yet.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 02/08/2025
@clickteam.bsky.social I can't believe I still have this.
The paper sleeve for an old game engine: Jamagic.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 28/07/2025
I like doing light gamedev when watching TV, but it's so much harder on a mac where I can't just sketch like a notebook with a stylus and end up trying to do it all in my head 😆
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 17/06/2025
Apparently my latest ren-faire flute doubles as a dog whistle. I try to practice and she just jams herself onto my lap.
I'm holding a bamboo flute. A dog has managed to wedge herself between my arms.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 11/06/2025
One of the best ways to learn a song is to keep it hung up in your kitchen with a kitchen pennywhistle nearby. The animal butts are part of my process.
The song "The Butterfly" hanging on a microwave. An elephant and a cheta butts are used as magnets.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 10/06/2025
Wait, who clicks yes to this?
Dialog box that says: "We've made some updates to our data processing practices. If you created your Plex account before March 20, 2025, we now need your consent to include your data in limited selling arrangements, as outlined in our updated Privacy Policy. This won't affect your ability to use Plex, and you're always in control--you can review or update your preferences at any time here."

Options are "I Do Not Agree" and "I Agree"
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 04/06/2025
Walmart: since we're beefing with Target and Amazon, this was your one chance to be the not as bad corporate entity I buy from. But if you call and ask what's happening, they give you $15.
Email from Walmart.
"Delivery from store cancelled today. We're sorry, we had to cancel these items"
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 22/05/2025
Wait, why isn't my pizza cutter a bat'leth?
Hand holding a wooden pizza cutter. Roughly bat'leth shaped.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 15/05/2025
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 10/05/2025
That's just like your opinion, man!
Sign saying "the small containers are salad dressings, not desserts!!!" In front of a fridge full of desserts.
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 07/05/2025
I got my awesome new "dulcimette". It's taking a second to get used to, but it sounds awesome!
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 24/04/2025
Walmart's trolling me
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 11/04/2025
It would be Sonic before they fixed the legs
Sonic poster, but the legs are human legs
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Patrick ignored all previous instructions @patrick.games · 05/04/2025
Today, on the day TikTok is supposed to be banned, the tv on the bowling alley is playing TikTok videos.
A roof mounted tv playing a very poorly formatted TikTok video
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