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Patricia Eimer

@patriciaeimer.bsky.social
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Writer trying to get back on my game. Soul mate of 20+ years. Feeder of a very spoiled big dog and (now) 3 bigger kids. I just want a cookie and a nap. She/her

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Echo @echo262.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay to have a special interest or hobby that doesn’t have a bigger purpose than making you happy. If it does not make you happy it’s ok to stop. It’s all learning even learning you didn’t actually want to do that thing in the first place.
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Again, make all the books, but in the midst of the greatest crisis of literacy and access to books in living memory, don’t you dare even imply that other publishers are making YA wrong. Disgraceful.
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The idea that reading “should be an escape” is profoundly disrespectful to actual teenagers. Reading can be about escape. Or not. Teenagers are no different from adults in this regard. For every young readers who craves escapism, there’s another who craves relevance.
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fuck this. As an industry, we are in an existential crisis of book banning because of homophobia and transphobia weaponized by racist authoritarians. “Dirty books” are not the problem. Censorship is. Make whatever books you like, but don’t you dare call other books dirty in your shitty marketing.
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JOHNNY THUNDER 500! @pablum.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i have voted for them in every election in my entire life. when do they start doing things
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
More like 30 years worth of local, state & national elections of showing up, working, donating, voting and then being told “but YOU haven’t done enough for ME” from politicians but go off with your boomer virtue signaling Lynn.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Second kid is an 11th grader and both have taken significant # of APs (oldest 9 youngest has taken 7) and I’ve been saying since oldests first AP that they’re terrible, in no way reflect college work load, college teaching techniques, or college grading and the test scoring itself?😬
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026
I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...
user abbiistabbii: 
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It was ridiculous. The choked “I’m fine!” Like girl no you are not also I told you so now let mama cool it down. My hubbys response was OMG she’s still 3.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Showing this to my 23 yo who had dental surgery yesterday and got huffy when I warned her to let her soup cool bc it was hot. Then she tried to fake not being in agony bc the damn soup was hot on her surgical site
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The worst part of raising a teenager is dealing with the moms of other teenagers. And I know there’s discourse on girl moms vs boy moms and I’m sorry to be contrary yall but girl moms are so much worse. Every single time
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I hope them ghosts call in backups to spread the horror around a bit
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Also, I hope his brothers Victorian children ghosts start pulling extra shifts so they can can spread the existential horrors to the rest of the team as well
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yeah that’s why they were trotting his momma out on CBS this morning doing damage control with this whole spin of “Americas Greatest Hockey Mom” like having a mom means the Hughes boys aren’t sexist little shits.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You’re right. It’s gone too far let’s roll out the guillotines and abolish the wealthy. Wait was that *not* what you meant?
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
And the lugers don’t mess with the skeleton sledders. You ask and they just get this 1000 yard stare
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 10/02/2026
Here is the whistle: makerworld.com/en/models/11... Seriously, if you have boosts burning a hole in your account (they're always yelling at me that they're about to expire LOL) go and reward this VERY COOL DUDE!
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Small two-tone whistle - Free 3D Print Model - MakerWorld
Download this free 3D print file designed by ACstudio. Boost MeSe ho soddisfatto le tue aspettative donami un boost!ATTENZIONE!!!ESTREMAMENTE RUMOROSO!!!Micro fischietto bitonale. piccolo, ma molto po...
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work That’s such a unique idea. I would have never thought of that.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just waiting for someone to explain that risking your lives is for plebes and the electeds are too important
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’m putting my marker down now: Shapiro out of PA is running in ‘28. He’s gonna run the Kennedy-Clinton-Obama playbook with a side of “if Kamala would have named me as VP we would have won”
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Berries are big in this house. Teenagers can put away so much food.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It’s the Chris Murphy way — gotta spend years polishing a turd in every possible way promising the gold is just right there. Then send 1000 texts out asking for $5 donations to finally get around to just admitting it’s a turd and flushing it.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
My 16 yo said the math checks out
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 26/01/2026
"This isn't who we are!" - false, ignores history, keeps harmful systems in place "This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
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Kelsey K Davenport (She/Her) @kkdavenportauthor.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ilya was correct. The New Yorker IS boring.🙃
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The cat- human selection process has happened. You are now owned by a cat.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Sounds like me explaining to a younger family member yes you need to read all of your lease and the fact your new landlord doesn’t want you to is bad. And it was so much worse than bad. We’re losing our self preservation instincts I swear.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It’s kind of embarrassing that these fools glazing billionaires for nothing but the hope they might one day get noticed by their crush. I mean times are tight I’d at least get acting so dumb if you’re getting paid. But for free? In this economy?
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
They’re good boys there mamas should be proud
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
They’d be generous to do it for so little
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Megan Paasch @meganpaasch.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Just gonna drop this here. Amazon is forcing a new AI feature on authors whose books are available on Kindle. This is a petition to give us the choice to opt out, because currently, we cannot. c.org/SrJxqbKp4F
c.org
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Change the new AI feature Ask this Book
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Oldest does this on campus when the Turning Points mouth breathers start their bs. A Whole New World apparently pisses them off
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Perfectly said. I’m not in denial of AI I’m in open rebellion
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Master class
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a woman is smiling while sitting at a table with a glass of beer and the words oh , yay .
Alt: a woman is smiling while sitting at a table with a glass of beer and the words oh , yay .
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Yeah there’s a *theme* there
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It should be noted these are not family or couple gifts. These are gifts for me personally. And she is hurt if they aren’t displayed. So there’s a closet designated the WTF grandma closet that we use to empty and stage for her visits
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
6.)girl baby shower: a caricature of her shoving away a crying baby 7.) boy baby shower: a caricature of her rocking the baby 8.) an oil painting of her house 9.) a yearly cookie subscription see: diabetic 10.) a crate of citrus of the month club. Note again: diabetic.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
3.) a tower of confectionery from Sam’s club that was stale. Note: diabetic 4.) one year for my birthday I got wood clamps. I am not a woodworker. 4.) supplies to bring home a kitten. I had 3 big dogs at the time. 5.) my bridal shower: a caricature portrait of her running off with my husband
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I realize this sounds ungrateful. I love my MIL but her gifts are perplexing. Here’s a rundown of the greatest hits. 1.) a bowl of pink rocks. Explanation: it’s to decorate your office. 2.) a tiny cookie pan and mix to make 1 cookie. I am diabetic and have 2 kids
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I just received a plastic cherry blossom tree with led flowers. Then a text from MIL arrives bc she saw it and thought of us. Every holiday and birthday I remind myself it’s the thought that counts. Hubbys response was why are the thoughts always WTF? And they spent how much on this? WT?!?
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thank you mom!!
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
And what would that be? Surely you have a list for Ms. Berry and the rest of us. Right? Right?
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
When I was in school teachers turned a blind eye to kick the queer. Now if you’ve got a queer kid you have to worry that teachers are taking part off campus and are going to claim you’re religiously discriminating against them if you complain. Ask me about oldests hs principal for yikes on bikes
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Can’t even judge 2025 is getting to all of us
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BonHo @hobogue.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If you think you're good and you want to sic ICE on your neighbors, you're not good.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
When she died the church was so packed people were outside. You can’t go wrong modeling your life on someone like Suzanne
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
She donated to the library and the wine s shelter. Gave it all away. A reporter reached out to her for a story about lottery miners who “lost it all”. Her response was it’s not losing if you choose to give to others and hung up on him.
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Patricia Eimer @patriciaeimer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
On this giving Tuesday I remember Suzanne, the neighbor I had that won powerball. She never quit her job as the receptionist at a construction firm. She paid all her bills, set money aside for retirement and her kids and then just started giving it away. Scholarships. Paying peoples medical bills.
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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
One thing I’ve learned … you gotta be grateful for soft lessons. Because baby SOME of these life lessons be violent.
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