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Felix Munch

@patheticmagic.bsky.social
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[Parody account, not affliated with mentioned media.]

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
(THE BULLYING HELLO.)
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
[... He seems to snuzzle a bit closer to Patches, moving his chair.] M-Maybe I-I'm just trying to make f-friends? O-Or, I don't k-know...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
[Felix's tail swishes left and right very slowly.] N-No! I-I... Eurrghh.. I um... H-Hey! I-I'm not flirting! Or trying to flatter you! [The cat's basically melting face, and his nonstop blushing proves otherwise.] [+]
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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
// LIKE YOU'RE NOT WRITING A MASSIVE THAGGOT??
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
(LITERALLY DIE.)
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
W-What?! I'm not flirting with anyone-!! [Felix slowly puts his paw on the table, tapping against it.] I guess... I-I've been told I'm quite nervous... F-For a while. ... Is it really flirting if I just told you, you look nice?
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
faggot
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
" N-No! Ugh... F-Fine, I'll be less judgemental from now on! " [Felix drinks a bit more, looking at Patches.] " I-I guess I-I like your style? A-And hair... A-And warm paws... " [He trails off, shaking his head.] " Y-Y-You're nice, is a-all i mean! "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
" A-And s-so? W-We b-barely know e-each other yet! " [Felix sighs, drinking a little bit more of his Vanilla milkshake.] " J-Just... T-T-Thanks for the d-drink, t-that's one of the kind things you did... " [His stuttering grows heavier, he's probably gonna have a heart attack soon.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
[Felix quickly shoots back and starts shaking a little as he looks at Patches, he's starting to crumble like a cookie...] " Y-Y-You k-know I-I d-don't run away with peoples money! T-That's absurd! " " A-A-And I'm not humoring a-anyone! L-Let alone a d-dog w-with such tactics... "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
[Felix starts drinking gently, cleaning his lips after he got enough.] " I-I just f-feel like I'm ruining y-your day by being here and I s-should just... L-Leave. " [He seems to tense up after that confession.] " I-It's no-nothing to do with you! W-Well, m-maybe a little b-but-- "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
" O-Okay... Could you get o-one of those for me? " [Felix takes his chair a bit further from Patches. He seems visibly upset that this is all probably going to hell and not gonna end how he wants it to.] [... He seems to prefer to be quiet until his drink arrives as he stares away.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
[Then he sits down and prepares a towel around his neck to clean after himself. He carries that around but not a singular dollar? Cheap bastard.] " S-So, I-I don't wanna a-ask for too much, d-dog... B-But do they have vanilla milkshakes? O-Or fish eyes? "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
" I-I don't have a dollar! N-not even a cent in these pockets.. N-No sir! " [Felix walks after Patches as they arrive to their little date spot. He looks up and down at Patches, probably thinking he was gonna get murdered after he walked inside, so he shakingly walks in...] [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
" I-I'm guessing y-you have money? " [His stuttering starts to lessen, he blushes as he thinks about Patches... Even though he's as close as possible to the other.] " Euurrghh... " [... Felix figures it would never work out, I mean, cat AND dog? Let alone him out of all cats? No chance.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
" I-It's not like I-I usually touch dogs paws... " [Felix has a million thoughts as well, most of them messing up his mind and paralysing his entire brain.] [Trying to keep it cool, he follows Patches, still holding his paw... Firmly, he's never had an experience like this before...] [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
[Felix writes in the most rough, violent writing a cat or dog could see, writing 'That evil twink shall pay' 10 times.]
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𝘿𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙛𝙪𝙡. @the-delta-warrior.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris! Dark themes ahead. Likes + reposts appreciated! More info below.
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𝘗𝘉 - 𝘗𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘺 @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦." 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!
Peter is highlighted, whilst everything else is grey (Outside of eyecolors to clarify status)
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
[He looks up at Patches, he blushes... He is. Genuinely starting to malfunction as we speak, he quickly holds Patches paws...] " Y-You're the boss! " [If Felix was really himself in the moment, he'd say 'excuse my manners' after grabbing Patches paw in a second.] " Y-You're... Warm... "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE BTW ALL OF YALL MY GOATS. but I need some time to decide
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// i have to come out and say this but I might be abandoning all the PA accs I have, I honestly have no interest in roleplaying as these characters as it gets boring often if you have no motivation, that goes for @thebaseballdog.bsky.social, @afelineoratiger.bsky.social and this acc might go poof
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
[He nods quickly, mumbling sorry... Like first time.] " I-I know... T-That was bad of me... " [Felix taps his own knees quietly, he slowly rolls down and lays down, looking at the skies and losing himself before shaking himself to reality.] " I-I'm k-kind of hungry... A-And bored... "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// BIASED!!!
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
// I AM
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
// f slur
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
" A-AAH! W-WHUH-- " [Felix starts shaking uncontrollably, sobbing a little as he jumps back in a second, breathing quickly.] " I-I d-didn't w-want to! P-Please f-forgive me! " [He covers his face in case of any danger.] " S-Sorry... " [Felix tugs on his collar, too tense to operate properly.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
[Felix blushes even more, slowly he goes to grab Patches paw, keeping a soft, sloppy grip on your paw...] G-Good! I-I knew you could be nice! [Felix is basically melting right now, fixing his comfy shirt to pass the time instead of suffering from embarassment.] S-So... W-What now?
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
// ANOTHER post but GO follow @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social i think its one of my neater accs 😓
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
// STILL :SOB:
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
// DONT.
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A-At least, I hope we're friends... I-If not, that's fine too. [He tries to search for the gifts he gave Patches, confused... If they were just 'fine,' where was it?] W-Well, i-if you didn't like it, d-did you leave some? I-I can make some more myself!
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
N-No! W-Well, y-you might give me the creeps s-sometimes, but I know t-there's a real nice d-dog hiding b-behind all of that... [Felix blushes, slowly pulling his head closer to Patches. He seems rather... comfortable. Somehow... But it makes sense, even though Patches is kind of a menace.] [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
// i wanna say you're a real good guy, but we both know that would be a lie. It's been a nightmare being your friend, so its time for the charades to end, I can't say goodbye, cause you might grind me down into meat pie! /ref
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
A-And without you scaring the ever living soul out of me... [Felix grabs some fish-eye and starts to nibble gently onto it, chuckling (like the zest king he is)] S-So, whatcha been up t-to?
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I-If y-you don't like i-it I can buy you something else! [Even if seemingly calm Felix still stutters, a lot.] You know, i-it's real nice h-having you close.. A-As furends!
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
R-Right! I-It's just a h-hangout... I needed a little company... [Felix tries his best to not look at Patches, but can't help but look at him rapidly then staring back at the ground.] S-So, w-what did you think of the s-snacks? [He points to the gift he gave Patches.] [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
[Felix just gently throws the book up and closes it, sweating slightly.] S-Sorry! Y-You caught me off guard... [He taps a spot close to him, the place looked awfully comfy.] N-Not too important! J-Just a little.. encounter, is all... I-I'm glad you showed up, Patch.. P-Patches!
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
A-And besides... I-If he doesn't s-show up I could always try next time... [If he doesn't show up, Felix 100% won't invite. Or talk. Or even come close to Patches. Or do anything else for like a few days... Felix slowly opens up the same book they read together.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
[Patches could see Felix sitting down in a bench, he was blushing, clearly anxious about something... He had some snacks ready and an attire that wasn't his usual uniform, a comfy scarf and red sweater...] I-I h-hope he comes... I-I got it all h-here! [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
@deadlydalmatian.bsky.social [Felix slowly comes closer to you, reaches for a paper and some snacks, 'paw'ing it over to Patches.] P-Please read and a-accept my gift! [Felix quickly walks away, the note asks Patches out in a non-romantic date of sorts... The place wasn't too far.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
S-Sorry...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
N-No! O-Of course not, Patchie...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I-I think I-I might like boys...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I-it was a m-metaphor!
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
[Gulp...]
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