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Felix Munch

@patheticmagic.bsky.social
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[Parody account, not affliated with mentioned media.]

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
[Felix's tail swishes left and right very slowly.] N-No! I-I... Eurrghh.. I um... H-Hey! I-I'm not flirting! Or trying to flatter you! [The cat's basically melting face, and his nonstop blushing proves otherwise.] [+]
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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
// LIKE YOU'RE NOT WRITING A MASSIVE THAGGOT??
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
W-What?! I'm not flirting with anyone-!! [Felix slowly puts his paw on the table, tapping against it.] I guess... I-I've been told I'm quite nervous... F-For a while. ... Is it really flirting if I just told you, you look nice?
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
" N-No! Ugh... F-Fine, I'll be less judgemental from now on! " [Felix drinks a bit more, looking at Patches.] " I-I guess I-I like your style? A-And hair... A-And warm paws... " [He trails off, shaking his head.] " Y-Y-You're nice, is a-all i mean! "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
" A-And s-so? W-We b-barely know e-each other yet! " [Felix sighs, drinking a little bit more of his Vanilla milkshake.] " J-Just... T-T-Thanks for the d-drink, t-that's one of the kind things you did... " [His stuttering grows heavier, he's probably gonna have a heart attack soon.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
[Felix quickly shoots back and starts shaking a little as he looks at Patches, he's starting to crumble like a cookie...] " Y-Y-You k-know I-I d-don't run away with peoples money! T-That's absurd! " " A-A-And I'm not humoring a-anyone! L-Let alone a d-dog w-with such tactics... "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
[Felix starts drinking gently, cleaning his lips after he got enough.] " I-I just f-feel like I'm ruining y-your day by being here and I s-should just... L-Leave. " [He seems to tense up after that confession.] " I-It's no-nothing to do with you! W-Well, m-maybe a little b-but-- "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
" O-Okay... Could you get o-one of those for me? " [Felix takes his chair a bit further from Patches. He seems visibly upset that this is all probably going to hell and not gonna end how he wants it to.] [... He seems to prefer to be quiet until his drink arrives as he stares away.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
" I-I don't have a dollar! N-not even a cent in these pockets.. N-No sir! " [Felix walks after Patches as they arrive to their little date spot. He looks up and down at Patches, probably thinking he was gonna get murdered after he walked inside, so he shakingly walks in...] [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
" I-It's not like I-I usually touch dogs paws... " [Felix has a million thoughts as well, most of them messing up his mind and paralysing his entire brain.] [Trying to keep it cool, he follows Patches, still holding his paw... Firmly, he's never had an experience like this before...] [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
[Felix writes in the most rough, violent writing a cat or dog could see, writing 'That evil twink shall pay' 10 times.]
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𝘿𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙛𝙪𝙡. @the-delta-warrior.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris! Dark themes ahead. Likes + reposts appreciated! More info below.
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𝘗𝘉 - 𝘗𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘺 @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦." 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!
Peter is highlighted, whilst everything else is grey (Outside of eyecolors to clarify status)
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
[He looks up at Patches, he blushes... He is. Genuinely starting to malfunction as we speak, he quickly holds Patches paws...] " Y-You're the boss! " [If Felix was really himself in the moment, he'd say 'excuse my manners' after grabbing Patches paw in a second.] " Y-You're... Warm... "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// i have to come out and say this but I might be abandoning all the PA accs I have, I honestly have no interest in roleplaying as these characters as it gets boring often if you have no motivation, that goes for @thebaseballdog.bsky.social, @afelineoratiger.bsky.social and this acc might go poof
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
[He nods quickly, mumbling sorry... Like first time.] " I-I know... T-That was bad of me... " [Felix taps his own knees quietly, he slowly rolls down and lays down, looking at the skies and losing himself before shaking himself to reality.] " I-I'm k-kind of hungry... A-And bored... "
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
" A-AAH! W-WHUH-- " [Felix starts shaking uncontrollably, sobbing a little as he jumps back in a second, breathing quickly.] " I-I d-didn't w-want to! P-Please f-forgive me! " [He covers his face in case of any danger.] " S-Sorry... " [Felix tugs on his collar, too tense to operate properly.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
[Felix blushes even more, slowly he goes to grab Patches paw, keeping a soft, sloppy grip on your paw...] G-Good! I-I knew you could be nice! [Felix is basically melting right now, fixing his comfy shirt to pass the time instead of suffering from embarassment.] S-So... W-What now?
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
// ANOTHER post but GO follow @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social i think its one of my neater accs 😓
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
N-No! W-Well, y-you might give me the creeps s-sometimes, but I know t-there's a real nice d-dog hiding b-behind all of that... [Felix blushes, slowly pulling his head closer to Patches. He seems rather... comfortable. Somehow... But it makes sense, even though Patches is kind of a menace.] [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
R-Right! I-It's just a h-hangout... I needed a little company... [Felix tries his best to not look at Patches, but can't help but look at him rapidly then staring back at the ground.] S-So, w-what did you think of the s-snacks? [He points to the gift he gave Patches.] [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
[Felix just gently throws the book up and closes it, sweating slightly.] S-Sorry! Y-You caught me off guard... [He taps a spot close to him, the place looked awfully comfy.] N-Not too important! J-Just a little.. encounter, is all... I-I'm glad you showed up, Patch.. P-Patches!
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
[Patches could see Felix sitting down in a bench, he was blushing, clearly anxious about something... He had some snacks ready and an attire that wasn't his usual uniform, a comfy scarf and red sweater...] I-I h-hope he comes... I-I got it all h-here! [+]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
@deadlydalmatian.bsky.social [Felix slowly comes closer to you, reaches for a paper and some snacks, 'paw'ing it over to Patches.] P-Please read and a-accept my gift! [Felix quickly walks away, the note asks Patches out in a non-romantic date of sorts... The place wasn't too far.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I-I think I-I might like boys...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Hehe... S-Sorry..
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
W-WHAT?! I-I t-totally d-didn't mean you, u-um... [Felix starts to sweat more, backing off slightly.] M-Maybe I-I meant you... B-But it's nothing serious, I-I swear!
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I-I w-wish that dalmatian w-would notice us m-more often... H-He's quite scary, sure! B-But... H-He's cute in s-some way... Like the s-sight of a well-taken c-cactus! [Talk about a 'puppy' crush...]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
O-Oh, yes, Patchie! M-My sincerest apologies... [The book was basically done. Felix slowly gets up. He looks at Patches, smiling to himself and still blushing.] I-I'll see you around! O-Or not... T-The book was great, also! [Felix slowly walks up to the door, ready to open it.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
[Felix just seems to jump back as Patches puts his paw on his shoulder, lifting his head up in the process.] I-I-I... Whuh... [He was genuinely out of words, so he just listens and breathes slowly.] I-I'm sorry... I-I-I'm just emotional with those types o-of things, is all...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
N-N-No mister-!! [Felix closes his eyes and cleans his tears, trying to keep his calm.] I-I'm s-sorry... I just t-thought this all was j-just going so well a-and I... [This, poor, pathetic thing can't even properly make sentences anymore.] S-Sniff...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
[Felix seems quite fond of knowing what Patches true nature is, so he just starts to walk back again to another place.] See y-you around...! [He mumbles under his breath 'hopefully not...' , before leaving and running away after he's out of sight.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I-It's a fancy name, I'll tell you that much... [Felix walks a bit forward, looking around.] N-No! I'm sure I-I didn't forget; it was just in the back of my mind...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
W-Well, I'm n-not very used to people smiling at my actions... But, I-I'm glad to hear... [His tail sways behind him swiftly.] M-My name's Felix, in case you forgot... Or if I-I didn't tell you.
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
[Felix stops walking back, before straightening his position, or trying to.] Y-You're t-that dog... I-I recall you! I-I'm sorry for acting the way I did. I'm still not used to... Um, certain people here...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I-I... H-Hello...? [He has no idea how to act right now, so he just backs off a little bit more, his paw reaching for something behind him, which was probably his wand if it ever comes to that.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I-Is something wrong...? [Felix takes some GOOD steps back from Patches, still kind of scared due to his uncanny nature... And since he's a dog.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
[Felix instantly reaches for his wand and aims it out the window the instant he hears an unfamiliar voice.] W-Who's t-there...? [His grip tightens on his wand as he holds it firmly to where the voice came from.]
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
[Felix just stares at the situation, holding Inky firmly between his paws, clueless as to whether help or just see if this situation gets worse.] / / repost cause I forgot the tail was disconnected...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
[Felix just stares at the awfully silent outside from the closest window, just the trees being blown, the wind getting swifter over time, but nothing ever really disrupts the quiet nature... He seems to be at peace, though.] T-This could go well with a book...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
[Felix just stares at the awfully silent outside from the closest window, just the trees being blown, the wind getting swifter over time, but nothing ever really disrupts the quiet nature... He seems to be at peace, though.] T-This could go well with a book...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I-I-I'm apart of the Magic Club too... I-I just f-feel like it's quite d-dangerous to have it u-under the paws of s-someone that might not be too experienced with p-precision, is all... N-Not you, of course! B-But I can't shake t-this feeling off me...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I-I know, it's j-just someone else with knifes... [Felix slowly side eyes the wall.] B-But I-I guess he's kind of natural now, b-but still! One mistake c-could be fatal, Whisks...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I-I-I don't think we should e-encourage the use of throwing sharp, pointy darts at a target... E-Especially around those d-dogs...
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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I-I don't k-know i-if I can agree on t-that... I-- [Felix starts to stutter even more, his voice progressively gets weaker before, undeniably, tears start to form out of his eyes... He tries to keep quiet, not to bother Patches or anything, so he puts his paws over his face.]
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