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» ✮ 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍 . @dodgegrandcaravan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

pa parody twitter

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

They should invent people that you can kill without consequence.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

[ Patches grumbles to himself, scooting his chair a tad bit away from Rover to give himself some more personal space. ] If you want to read together then I suggest you find another copy off of the shelves, because I am /not/ going to read aloud to you.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

[ The one and only birthday boy! ] [ He still refuses to wear a party hat. ]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Oh, this is wonderful. Somebody should pit these two against each other more often.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

[ Patches groans, placing his face in his paws and muttering to himself. ] This isn't happening... [ With a sigh, he finally glances back up at Rover with a scowl, gesturing for him to come closer. ] Take a seat. Don't give me a reason to regret this.

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𝙼𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚆𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚗 @crystalballcat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Do not.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

[ Patches just stares at him in stunned silence, blinking as if this were all a hallucination and Rover would suddenly disappear. ] ... You don't seriously want to sit down and read, do you? Don't you have some sort of ball to be chasing?

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

You'd be right, but... seeing as you're still a friend, I wish you a happy birthday nonetheless.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Happy Birthday, Sparky. Thank you for saving the day from being completely unbearable.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Ugh, yes, whatever, I deeply apologize for not recognizing such an esteemed member of high society. Just don't let it happen again. [ He sits down in his chair, flicking his paw dismissively as if he was expecting Rover to turn around and leave. ]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

If a book is left on a table at a *library* then I think it's rather safe to assume that it belongs to somebody. [+]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

[ In an instant Patches is up behind Rover, quickly reaching out and snatching his book back from him. ] Has anybody ever told you that it's rude to put your paws on other people's belongings?

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» ✮ 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍 . @dodgegrandcaravan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

“ 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝑴𝑬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝐚𝐫𝐞 .ᐟ „ ——————————— #mvrp #purrfectapawcalypse

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Do you people know how hard it is to cut through bone with a kitchen knife? I should get a medal for what I managed to achieve back in that library.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

.. Thank you. [ Patches sips from his milkshake, rolling his eyes at their continued mention of Angel. ] Oh, yes, because I'm just dying for his approval. [+]

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ᯓ★ @sliverlily.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨...,

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Well, I can hardly blame you for not knowing. If I recall correctly, the last time we all went out for milkshakes was right after my body was stolen by 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

... Happy Birthday, Luna. I hope the day treats you well.

A rare genuine moment from Patches?? All on his own??????

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Jill. @aneonglow.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Copydog

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Is it safe to welcome you back, or are you going to keep inventing new reasons to disappear?

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

[ Patches takes a seat across from Olive, rapping his fingers against he tabletop as he ponders for a moment. ] ... A blueberry milkshake would be nice. [ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Some people can't learn... But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

i cant believe that just happened i think i'm gonna throw up?:????

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I suppose we'll just have to see when the time comes, won't we? [ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ] (+)

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

[ Patches chuckles to himself, slowly rising off of the bench and dusting himself off with his paws before tentatively reaching out to grab Olive's own. ] Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

It should be legal to kill whoever is responsible for processing job applications.

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

// Anyone can Cook!

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Oh yes, I'm just a ray of sunshine deep down on the inside. [ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ] [+]

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