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@patentboi.bsky.social
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Horological obsessive and also shitposter

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patentboi.bsky.social @patentboi.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
is this anything
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
blessing the tl with seagull vs. line cook "he sucks but i care about wildlife"
(alt text character limit too short to reproduce full post) a reddit post from a line cook asking for advice about dealing with a seagull he has nicknamed The Pestilence, who has started stealing cigarettes from him. he's worried about The Pestilence becoming addicted to nicotine and annoyed he needs to spend more on cigs. Finishes with "He sucks but I care about wildlife and he’s probably too young to be smoking"
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patentboi.bsky.social @patentboi.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Now that everyone's talking about submarines, and things imploding at depth, I'm going to take this opportunity to forcibly educate people unfortunate enough to follow me about my insane passion: watches, and their connection to deep-sea submersibles.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
Nate Silver [being crushed to death instantaneously]: Our numbers show a 89% probability this is not happening, tho
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Garfield scratches Jon's face and think "get fucked, Jon." Liz appraches a rattled Jon and asks "Garfield gives you so much shit, Jon. Why do you tolerate it?" We then zoom into Jon's brain 10,000X to see that it is infected with Toxoplasma Garfii, a parasitic protozoan with Garfield's smiling face.
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patentboi.bsky.social @patentboi.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
comedy is over. the robots won
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patentboi.bsky.social @patentboi.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
Howard Hughes may have been one of the first people to truly go Goblin Mode
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flayn rodriguez charts & updates @bunnygirlplayth.ing · 22/06/2023
losing my mind at this NYT headline
"Hamish Harding, an Explorer Who Knew No Bounds Until He Found One, Dies at 58"
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patentboi.bsky.social @patentboi.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
sonobuoys trying to be helpful
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
BOSTON (AP) — US Coast Guard says a debris field has been found near the Titanic as rescuers search for missing submersible.
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patentboi.bsky.social @patentboi.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
it's shitpostin' time
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