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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Today is Capybara Appreciation Day! @nutsness.bsky.social @pastoralexlove.bsky.social @stanlee1.bsky.social @profpunkylolypop.bsky.social @maggieupcycled.bsky.social The Church of the Forgiving Eagle's Megahamsters are there to protect YOU from atheist cats! Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle🙏🦅🐹

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Hey @pastoralexlove.bsky.social & @mistressalex.bsky.social. ATHEIST cats are now hacking ATMs! What is the CotFE gonna do about this?

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Luigi-Scardoffi @luigi-scardoffi.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social The atheists are now running blasphemous memes to destroy religions. #BlessedIsTheForgivingEagle

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Alex Vicia @mistressalex.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Happy Birthday @pastoralexlove.bsky.social I made it especially!

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sdgoodlife.bsky.social @sdgoodlife.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

This is something I'd expect to see from @pastoralexlove.bsky.social

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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Pastor Alex's return to Bluesky is being delayed as he is doing his best to free Christians as atheists newest pet.

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𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕜 🇪🇪🌻🇬🇱 @w7enk.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social you got a shout-out from IHIP News on YouTube today. Sad, I think she took one of your posts seriously, didn't see the satire... 🤦🏼‍♂️

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IHIP News: Marjorie Taylor Greene SCREWED as STOCK SCHEME Falls APART!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Today at Easter Sunday mass @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doled out the bread wafers and said "This is the body of Christ. JESUS has risen!" I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷‍♀️ #ThisIsAllTrue

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I told @pastoralexlove.bsky.social that last night I was on a 1st date and the guy tried to put his hand up my skirt! Pastor: "Really??? The striped one?" #ThisIsAllTrue

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KevinSecular2 @kevinsecular.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The Church of the Forgiving Eagle. Sorry @pastoralexlove.bsky.social How much do I owe you for 100 pardons for my unforgivable sin to call your church by the wrong name, twice?

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

My good friend Leah totalled her superbike in December. Lots of spinal surgeries and plaster castes but she's felling OK now thanks to expensive Special Prayers from @pastoralexlove.bsky.social, science and cutting-edge medical research. Blessed is The Forgiving Eagle 🙏

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Alex Vicia @mistressalex.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

That time I went to London and met @pastoralexlove.bsky.social 🙏🏼

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Out of Bounds @outofbond.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social I'm sure Jesus would expect this in the car of members of your congregation

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Today in confession I told @pastoralexlove.bsky.social that I hear voices telling me to do things! He told me to ignore them, say 3 Hail Marys and carry on killing people. Oh, and to tithe on my way out of his mega-church. @mistressalex.bsky.social will confirm. #ThisIsAllTrue.

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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Some people were asking me where is Pastor Alex and why is he not on Bluesky. Please be patient. He will come and come again for everyone here. He is currently dealing with some vandals at one of his many churches

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I'm NOT saying @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is a perv but when his mansion was raided tonight they didn't just take his Amstrad CPC464 but also his fucking DREAM CATCHER! He's fucked but #ThisIsAllTrue

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Patron Saint of Lost Causes, aka Jeff Skrenes @jskrenes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

It's actually better than that. The picture comes from dogs sitting through @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doing a one-man rendition of "All Dogs Go to Heaven." Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Strange sermon by @pastoralexlove.bsky.social at church today! All he said was "Drink! Feck! Girls! Women's knickers! That would be an ecumenical matter! Hairy Japanese bastards!" #ThisIsAllTrue

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Out of Bounds @outofbond.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Is this what @pastoralexlove.bsky.social would feed to his congregation? I think we should be told.

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Patron Saint of Lost Causes, aka Jeff Skrenes @jskrenes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social The Church of the Forgiving Eagle now realizes that the events of the last three Little Orphans Easter Egg Hunts were not actually tiny, individualized children's raptures. We apologize for the error and will hold the event at a different location this year.

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ƬӇЄ ƝЄƜ ƛƬӇЄƖƧƬ @thenewatheist.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Dear FE church members, Sister Shelly had been using her seeing far goggles inappropriately on church campus towards @pastoralexlove.bsky.social . She will need consoling. This is ok. Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🦅

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RickyChanRC @rickychanrc.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

It seems that @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is easily recognizable by this description by police. It's how everyone describes him.

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ƬӇЄ ƝЄƜ ƛƬӇЄƖƧƬ @thenewatheist.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

FE church members, @pastoralexlove.bsky.social just sent out new footage for the existence of god and demands the whole world witness the evidence the video contains. This is ok. Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🦅

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Patron Saint of Lost Causes, aka Jeff Skrenes @jskrenes.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Then there was the time when we asked @pastoralexlove.bsky.social to bring our church youth group to a competitive event in order to teach them the life lesson, "It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game."

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I hear @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is doing 'Dry January'! He's not given up his drinking addiction - he just can't be arsed with foreplay with his wifelets! #ThisIsAllTrue

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RickyChanRC @rickychanrc.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

There's a legend that tells of @pastoralexlove.bsky.social once buying a round of drinks for an entire bar full of women. It says that he then made love to over half of them, right there in the bar before he stopped & looked around. It was then he realized there was a drag queen convention in town.

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ƬӇЄ ƝЄƜ ƛƬӇЄƖƧƬ @thenewatheist.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Dear FE church members, @pastoralexlove.bsky.social has rerouted all church funds to his new hitman/spy. “It is a very good purchase.” This is ok. Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🦅

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

If JESUS doesn't exist then how do Atheists explain this @pastoralexlove.bsky.social?

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Dave is feeling enraged @widepreadsod.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social The atheist cats have started a new front I. The war

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RickyChanRC @rickychanrc.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

For @pastoralexlove.bsky.social , it all started a long, long, time ago.

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ƬӇЄ ƝЄƜ ƛƬӇЄƖƧƬ @thenewatheist.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

FE members, @pastoralexlove.bsky.social has sent out a personal hit by praying to Jesus to attack using a tornado. Unfortunately, he is not happy with the result of his special prayer. This is ok. Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🦅

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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social @nutsness.bsky.social @maggieupcycled.bsky.social @profpunkylolypop.bsky.social @stanlee1.bsky.social @revgozinya.bsky.social Our camouflage experiments are producing amazing results!! Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle!!🙏🦅🐹

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Patron Saint of Lost Causes, aka Jeff Skrenes @jskrenes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Just like God gave Abram the new name of Abraham, the Church of the Forgiving Eagle has renamed its hometown of Shore Haven to more accurately reflect our virtues.

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Patron Saint of Lost Causes, aka Jeff Skrenes @jskrenes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Will she sing the CotFE anthem for New Year's?

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sdgoodlife.bsky.social @sdgoodlife.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Of course this was @pastoralexlove.bsky.social . It took just ONE $100 prayer!

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Patron Saint of Lost Causes, aka Jeff Skrenes @jskrenes.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social proof that Jesus and dinosaurs co-existed, checkmate atheists!

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RickyChanRC @rickychanrc.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Underneath that suave façade, a bad haircut, the eighties wardrobe, & his underwire bra, stands a man of the people, @pastoralexlove.bsky.social He should not be judged for what he does, or no one would like him. His immoral acts with animals does not define him. He's a man being a man. 😇

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Pastor Alex @pastoralexlove.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Last night I went on a date with this lady. I woke up with no memory of the night before and my wallet and watch are missing. My bum also hurts.

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Pastor Alex @pastoralexlove.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Might have put on a bit of weight over Christmas…

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Today at church @pastoralexlove.bsky.social gave us a Boxing Day quiz about actor's famous lines! Q: Who said "Say hello to my little friend!"? A: Al Pacino. Q: Who said "Here's Jonny!"? A: Jack Nicholson. Q: Who said "I'll be back!"? A: Jesus Christ.

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