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@parva.bsky.social
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health care operations financial analyst - grew up in western mass, getting old in central PA

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parva @parva.bsky.social · 1h
@rustyshackles.bsky.social listening to you guys on @1900hotdog.bsky.social is like hanging out with my way cooler friends 😭😭
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 12h
when the waitress asks if you’re watching your baby on a monitor
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when I see the aunties use big jars of garlic ginger paste, I know shortcuts are ok
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I freaked out so bad during Pinocchio my family didn’t take me to the movies again for like a decade
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
welcome to middle aged birding, we’re excited to have you
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to describe where I lived as the home of the peppermint patty but now it’s easier to say, where are the measles are
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
welcome to the ivy league 💀💀💀💀
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
some of them really do
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
best baby
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok ok but BUT here in the center of the state, like where measles is, we have signs of a blue wave
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah it was a rough few years
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I KNOW
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my most regretted vote ever, and I worked for the nader campaign
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
really hoping @lukeoneil47.bsky.social broke the greenfield lesbian bar story for the globe
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michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Preskool First Forensics Lab playset finally came, big hit! Gonna solve some cute cold cases.
A toddler on brown leaves and wood chips looking down at a plastic bin of standing water with naked baby dolls in various states of dismemberment piled inside.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to get to watching this show
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i YELPED LAUGHED like I was choking
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m high enough rn that this sounds like exactly something I would do
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
from here forward, I will only acknowledge the Mariachi Anthem
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is me trying desperately to not be in a photo
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol where are they getting that from??? suzanne collin’s must sleep on a pile of money
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve had this a few times
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ooo I had to take an excel test once that was just like little shit like make a pivot table, add these things, etc - I was told I got one of the highest scores ever. I’m not good
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
went in wearing a cardigan and dress pants and was told that they require women in pants to also wear a jacket. this was 2010ish
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I live here, work in healthcare, and can confirm it’s a clusterfuck
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hahahahah I stood next to his wife at a rob zombie show, she’s very excited to be his wife
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
in my town it’s olive garden so you’re not alone. this place is about 45 minutes away 😂
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
well, I had a board meeting so I had snacks for dinner lol but we’re going to one of my favorite fancy italian places - it’s more like rustic tuscan than italian american (no pizza or chicken parm). Indian food sounds so good though
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thank you!!!!
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thank you!! ❤️
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s not even insurance and I will die on that hill
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
since this has been deleted I can only assume it’s a fuck the flag situation, just with plymouth rock
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
finally, my time
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is a classic!!! I have it saved
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thanks Josie ❤️❤️❤️
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hahaha thanks Ken
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you ❤️
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hehehe nope!!!
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hahaha thank you
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
merry parvmas, one and all
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m fucking crying
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ok but what happened to the raccoon???
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lateness is one of my biggest peeves, I will text if I’m even thinking I COULD be a couple minutes late
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
he’s not my favorite but he’s a lot fucking better than Garrity
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
let’s gooooooo!!!
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SO FUCKIN RUDE
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One year ago this week we lost the great writer Kaleb Horton. I am still very sorry that I won't ever get to read anything new by him ever again. Today his partner @katehascats.bsky.social joins us to write about her experience of loss and grief.
welcometohellworld.com
There is only before and after he died
Losing Kaleb
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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parva @parva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everyone in this house is angry that the movie WHALEFALL exists
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