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@partyvance.bsky.social
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Loud mouth genius and irresistible sex symbol. Fren. just here to goof off, sometimes I like to recap the news. America: greatest country on God ever gave man. Period. also, I steal memes.

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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
lol bluesky is shadow banning me again 😆
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
another one bites the dust
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
rob Reiner dead. rumor is his son murdered him and his wife. waiting for confirmation on that
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Yesterday: Gunman shoots at Brown University During finals. 2 students dead, 9 injured. Shooter flees, massive manhunt. Today: detained Benjamin Erickson, 24, from Wisconsin. Caught via cellphone ping. possible mental health issues. No charges yet, no clear motive or tie to school
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
it took me a second...
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
why would they redact a photo that's already been in the mainstream 10 years ago from a photoshoot with brand models. seems hoaxy....
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
what's weird is... she kept and preserved the dress that she was allegedly raped in. They found unidentified male DNA on a 25-year-old unwashed dress... that his dong was allegedly on. leftie activist judge Kaplan: nah, let's block Trump's sample and skip matching it. nothingburger deluxe.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Israel whacked senior Hamas ops guy, allegedly rebuilding terror kit post-ceasefire. Drone hit his car in Gaza City after Hamas IED clipped two IDF troops. Killed 4-5 total, wounded dozens. Hamas calls it truce breach. Biggest scalp since 10/10 ceasefire kicked in— violations piling up both sides.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Cheap Labor Lovers Melt Down: 20 Blue-State AGs Sue Trump Over $100K H1B Fee— they whine Itll Hurt Big Tech's Wage-Dumping Scheme. Bonta Leads the Tantrum: "Muh Global Talent!" Reality: Protects American Jobs from Outsourcing Abuse. Trump: Finally Cracking Down on Visa Spam. Corps Cry, Workers Win
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Candace owens is theoretically what would happen if Alex jones and Ben Shapiro had gay sex and somehow produced a black daughter. she's not wrong a lot of the time, but also make me go Hmmmmmmm???
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Jeanne @toomany2choose.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
im not ready to give up on her just yet, but I can get why some ppl do tho. it seems like there's a lot going on behind the scenes
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
did you think they were Epstein victims? nope, just another Democrat hoax
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
where's the lie?
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. #jokes #dadjoke #funny
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Indiana Redistricting Flop: Senate GOP Crumbles 19-21, Kills Maps That'd Lock 5 House Seats Red for '26. Trump Fumes "RINO Betrayal," Dems Giggling. Base Polls 72% wanted it to pass. base furious at the fold. Leadership? Spineless. 21 seat Midterm Suicide Note.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
it's weird how these climate scammers keep buying ocean front property
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
true story
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
NPC behavior
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Military Reloaded: Trump's Hegseth Unleashes Recruitment Task Force on 2025 Surge— 61K Army Slots Smashed Early, 15-Year High. Woke Vax Mandates? Dead. Patriot Kids Flooding In. Hegseth: "Combat Multiplier for Freedom Fighters." Libs Cry "Fascism!" Reality: Finally, an Army That Wins.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
CNBC panel straight-up nailed Biden with the affordability crisis tag—22% price spike on his watch, full stop. Kernen and ex-SEC boss Clayton: 'Trump's cleaning up biden's mess.' Even the lefty echo chamber is cracking. Bidenomics: print money, blame the orange man. Classic.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Newsom’s new pickup line: “Hey kid, wanna see my gender clinic?” Creeper-gov signs law letting schools hide your daughter’s new dick from you while he virtue-signals on TikTok. Parental rights? Lol what’s that. at least he keeps flip flopping on the issue, maybe he'll opposite it again
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
SCOTUS just unlocked Texas' redrawn maps: Racial gerry? Nah, says Alito—pure partisan play, legal AF. Lower court cried foul on diluting Latino/Black votes, but 6-3 smackdown greenlights it for '26 midterms. GOP eyes 5 extra House seats—Trump's midterm insurance policy locked. Libs rage: "Rigged!
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
it is our duty to resist globalist uniparty scum.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
no.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
🫠😹
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Trump just dropped the AI hammer: New EO kills state-level AI regs dead. Feds now withhold cash from any state playing woke cop on algorithms. Big Tech popping champagne, Left melting down: “Discrimination explosion incoming!” Reality: Freedom mode activated. Let’s build.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I will poop my pants if Ice manages to deport llhan Omar. if it's true she married her brother and did immigration fraud, then she's GONE. bonus points if trump can get president Mohammed to apply sharia law unto her when she returns to somalia. it will be worth it to see leftie heads explode
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
trump pardoned Tina peters yesterday. not sure how he's gonna enforce the pardon. my guess is they're gonna federalize the case and then drop it. definitely some creative legal kungfu. personally I think that shit shall never work. the only other avenue is concnving the Governor to drop it.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
😿
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
oh boy....
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
hmmmm 🤔
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
193 countries on the planet. 177 of them get a check cut from your paycheck. That’s 92-fucking-percent living off Uncle Sugar’s tab. Not Congress’s cash—yours. Mine. Our kids’ future paychecks. We’re the world’s ATM with a “kick me” sign taped to our back. This shits gotta end. 💀
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king's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i have at least two questions
a book called Cooking in the Nude for Golf Lovers
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
cool, when are you leaving? 🫠
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Corpse media's blacking out the Somali welfare heist that gutted MN under Walz—$1B+ vanished into ghost meals and Medicaid scams, mostly on his watch. Nightly blackout on MN fraud bomb: ABC: 0 secs CBS: 0 secs NBC: 0 secs Protecting their boy. Enemy of the people, as always. lies by omission
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Senate ACA subsidy votes today: both crash 51-48. Dems' 3-yr extension fails (needs 60). GOP's HSA cash dump fails too. Credits die Dec 31 → premiums explode Jan 1. Obamacare cliff, enjoy the ride.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
😏😉
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
HAPPY 'RONA-VERSARY YOU CLUELESS FUCKS Remember when the flu just... vanished? U.S. Flu vs "Covid" cases 2016-17: 29 million flu → 0 covid 2017-18: 45 million flu → 0 covid 2018-19: 36 million flu → 0 covid 2019-20: 38 million flu → 0 covid 2020-21: 0.0015 million flu → 32 million "covid" 😂
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Luna and Burchett just kneecapped Taliban cash and are ramming a real insider-trading ban down Congress’s throat. That’s the play! Dems are mad.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
hell yeah!
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
X community Notes for the win 😁😃
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You still cosplaying as a 2021 Target employee? repeat after me "masks don't stop viruses" good boi 😊👍
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
oh yeah? 😏😏
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