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partyvance

@partyvance.bsky.social
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Loud mouth genius and irresistible sex symbol. Fren. just here to goof off, sometimes I like to recap the news. America: greatest country on God ever gave man. Period. also, I steal memes.

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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
lol bluesky is shadow banning me again 😆
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
it would be a gift
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
oops, no he wasn't. Defamation suits against Giuliani/Powell had discovery, but not election challenges themselves.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
wait till you find out what OMB has been doing during the Schumer's shutdown.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
oh right, you're 😏 "saving the planet" 😏 now got it. how heroic of you.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
oh man, that zinger bro you fkin got me! that's high quality stuff! you sure put me in my place. with wits like that, trump stands no chance !
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
lol. trump truely lives rent free in your addled brain. it's glorious. I bet you can barely function in real life
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
DUMB starts with D, as in "that's gotta be the dumbest thing I've seen in a while". see? I can do your dumb thing too 🤣
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
whut? you're starting to hit peak retardation 😂
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I'll be here chillin watching trump dominate. the best is yet to come
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
yuck
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
hahahahahaha
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
oh ok. thanks for clarifying.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
yeah, that's how it works. would you like a cookie?
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
good for you?
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
proof of election fraud pls try to keep up with the discussion if you're going to participate
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
and suddenly a wild aardtard appears and... tries to take a swipe at Christianity? ok? 👌
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I'm up against a hard character limit. what is it specifically you want precision on? yeh he made a real effort. 60 attempts to get the evidence into discovery and it kept falling apart. sometimes his fault or one of his ppl. but mostly it was the courts shutting him down on technicalities.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
because he lives rent free in the heads of all the people I hate, and I think it's glorious.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
at the moment there's glaring irregularities, and a lot of them. allegedly feds were monitoring the elections and there's some very hard evidence to be presented. what is or isn't hard evidence is uncertain which is why court discovery is important.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
his doj needs to produce meaningful arrests and quick. and Pam needs to make it stick. if scotus reverses the requirement for racially gerrymandered districts, then it's a sure thing.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
that's gonna be my band name
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
sorry, I don't take snark from fucktards.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
newsome rarely makes sense
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
oh dear me. it turns out you are infact a fucktard.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
some did, yes. some didn't. if he wants to walk into that courtroom himself and make his case, then he should be able to. if, as you are hinting, it's a nothingburger, then you can have a good laugh at his expense and all of bluesky can have one big circle jerk
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I do sometimes, but I also like to be here.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
ok. then let's put them under oath and see what they got.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
yeah, I see you. but I don't think you're a fucktard, at least not yet. but I get the feeling you're determined to change my mind about that
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
he was never allowed discovery in any trial. give the man his day in court, and stop with the technicalities bullshit. corrupt Dems scared af 😂 now he's gonna get the hearings he shoulda got in the first fkn place, and no amount of bureaucratic red tape is gonna stop him. or not. we will see
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
slashing government spending, private sector favoritism, hyper capitalism.... that's a really weird kind of fascism... are you sure you actually know what that word means?
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
the only Thing Barry is smacking is big Mike's fat dong.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
another one bites the dust
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
another one bites the dust
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
rob Reiner dead. rumor is his son murdered him and his wife. waiting for confirmation on that
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
first they came for the gypsies, and I said nothing for I was not a gypsy. then they came for the Somalians, and I said "make sure you get all the somalis!"
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
hell yeah 💯👍
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
FAKE NEWS! 😂 even snopes debunked this fake screenshot 😂
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Yesterday: Gunman shoots at Brown University During finals. 2 students dead, 9 injured. Shooter flees, massive manhunt. Today: detained Benjamin Erickson, 24, from Wisconsin. Caught via cellphone ping. possible mental health issues. No charges yet, no clear motive or tie to school
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
She did jet off to Ghana early Jan '25 for some inauguration gig, right as wildfires torched LA. Got roasted hard for it (budget cuts to fire dept didn't help). Returned quick, called it a "mistake."
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
it took me a second...
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
bush did 9/11.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
why would they redact a photo that's already been in the mainstream 10 years ago from a photoshoot with brand models. seems hoaxy....
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
why would they redact a photo that's already been in the mainstream 10 years ago from a photoshoot with brand models. seems hoaxy....
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
what's weird is... she kept and preserved the dress that she was allegedly raped in. They found unidentified male DNA on a 25-year-old unwashed dress... that his dong was allegedly on. leftie activist judge Kaplan: nah, let's block Trump's sample and skip matching it. nothingburger deluxe.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
what's weird is... she kept and preserved the dress that she was allegedly raped in. They found unidentified male DNA on a 25-year-old unwashed dress... that his dong was allegedly on. leftie activist judge Kaplan: nah, let's block Trump's sample and skip matching it. nothingburger deluxe.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
"banning abortions will stop abortions" said nobody ever.
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