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Thomas Parrott

@parrotttom.bsky.social
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Former tie-in author, cat enthusiast, and all around lover of storytelling and games of many kinds. Always a work in progress, always trying to be better than yesterday. Living with MDD & BPD. He/him Profile pic by @juanochoa.bsky.social

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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Y'all, the fact that writers tend to be treated like shit and their work devalued is not an excuse to do the same to others. Visual artists have more in common with us than in difference. Don't be a douche. Treat them with respect.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The battle cloud lay ahead. A drifting chaos of dead ships showed in the scanners. An alert sounded: active ships among the wreckage. Cdr Lin sneered. "Scavs. Graverobbers. A warning shot will scatter them." Cpt Reyes shook her head. "Let's not be hasty. We're here for answers they may well know."
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Oh fuck-" The drop from jump space resolved into a starscape. The target was there. A cruiser, heavy with ship to ship weapons. So was a destroyer, not in the briefing. Coated with fast tracking point defense weapons, a pilot's nightmare. It was moving to screen the target. "Break and scatter!"
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Hecate looked strange. 90% of her weapon mounts were gone, replaced with sensors masts and more. Operation Swords to Plowshares was giving these old birds new life as explorers. The Admiral's voice cut into her thoughts. "She's not quite finished, you know." "Oh?" "She still needs a captain."
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was not expecting Ghidorah. Huh.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Captain on deck!" The call rang out, amplified a few times to reach across the bustling, cavernous space. Carrier operations froze. A crew chief bounced off a strike craft and slowly spun away, ramrod straight the whole time. "As you were," called the Captain, and activity resumed.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Breaking Benjamin Nickelback Halestorm Art of Dying Sevendust Puddle of Mudd Shinedown Vertical Horizon Bush P!nk
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i'm just not convinced the new rank insignia suggestion for the space force is a good idea
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Launch now and we'll send a hundred drones instantly. Don't be a fool, surrender to security forces." Kirn grinned at the screen. "I love drones, Commandant. Know why?" The official's eyes narrowed. "There's no pilots to feel bad about when you blow them up." An explosion rattled the station.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the vacuum cleaners of shame and imprisonment
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I want a public list of all the literary agents who tried to make claims on the Anthropic settlement, so people can... make *informed decisions* as to whether to query them.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Kyrisi Twinfighters," he said heavily. "The pilots are neural clones. It lets them work in perfect tandem." "What do we do, sir?" asked the ensign. "Hold. It's only if they split-" As if on cue, each bogey bifurcated and accelerated. "Weapons free. All hands to battle stations."
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
guess what three states i've (mostly) lived in in my life :D
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm a little bit in love with Boots from the new season of Ted Lasso, tbh.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He came to with an aching head and a mouth that tasted like copper. Only the emergency lights were on. Droplets floated away from his nose and forehead, a constellation as red as the lights. "Sean?" he called to the onboard AI. "What hit us?" No answer except distant klaxons.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If it isn't clear I'm doing Shiptember, and I'm not an artist, so I'm doing words. These are not clips from existing work, my self-set rules is I have to try and make a compelling blurb within the character count of a single skeet. It's been a fun challenge in brevity.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It looked like the drivestack of a cruiser married to a single seat cockpit. "And where do you sleep, exactly?" She glanced back with an insouciant grin. "It's a racing bird, babe. Seat don't get cold." So it was exactly what it looked like. A 2m cube glued to a 5 MN kick. "Better you than me."
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The fighter locked into the launch tube. It was like chambering a bullet in a gun. "You are go for launch. Give 'em hell, LT." The torch ignited. Acceleration slammed Kade into her seat so hard she couldn't breathe. As she erupted into the raging battle, she smiled for the first time that day.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing I create will ever be researched, sourced, written, or in any way derived from AI. I do occasionally fuck about with what it can do, to better understand how it's changing and developing. Know your enemy. But my books, my short stories, my grimoires and papyrus scrolls? 100% human.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💔 okay, you can stop going after my childhood, Reaper
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🎶But in this heart of darkness Our hope lies lost and torn All fame like love is fleeting When there's no hope anymore🎶
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry finally made it the one place uncorrupted by capitalism. 💔
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Book I'm reading: they don't notice light at all, but they detect radiation like a shark smells blood in the water Me, frowning: what do you .. what do you think light is
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is gross behavior, and Michael is a treasure. Don't do this shit.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Some day I'm going to write a gift for people who complain endlessly about plot armor. 200 pages of compelling action and character development. A desperate battle scene with high stakes. Then two thirds of the way down a page it'll just stop midsentence, and then blank for another hundred pages.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
For me, it would involve a usage case by case analysis of how the development and implementation of these products directly and significantly improves the living conditions of real working class people. "More productivity" means nothing if it only makes the rich richer.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fellow writers, how much do you let the fear of being derivative shape your writing choices?
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I really hope the sense of "i told you so" comforts me as the wardrones feed me and Elon into the Torment Nexus side by side
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I found out today both Recruited and Compromised have now earned out their advances. I just want to say thank you to everyone who bought them. I've been going through a difficult time lately, and it has both been an emotional and financial boost I desperately needed.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i have no mouth and i must play
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Master of Orion 2 really had no reason to go so hard on the Antaran design, but I'm glad they did.
An Antaran menaces you. It looks kind of like a crab and a spider both fucked a xenomorph, and there were babies.
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Josh Reynolds @jmreynolds.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, want some chills to keep you cool during the heat wave? Might I suggest my newest L5R novel? www.aconytebooks.com/shop/white-f...
An image of the main character, Yogo Shuko, from White Feathers, Crimson Leaves, clad in a red kimono robe with a demonic half-mask. She carries a jade sword in one hand and the caption to her left reads 'The Living Keep More Secrets Than the Dead...'
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Science illiteracy is genuinely concerning to me on a lot of levels. I had a conversation today with several people who did not understand why Earth has not gotten heavier over time due to buildings being built and babies being born.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There is a moment in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series where they get a magical sock filled with nickels, which is funny unto itself. But I actually had that happen in D&D 3.5. We were at epic level, the DM rolled for random treasure, and we got an artifact-level sap. Just added to it for me. 😆
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ultimately I think i don't like any of the Ice and Fire stuff for the same reason I don't like the First Law or Second Apocalypse series: they draw a world where there are no truly good people. And maybe that's 'realistic' or whatever, but it's not something I need to bathe in 24/7.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I resent the fact now that every time I see a cool nature picture, or a funny video, or any goddamn interesting moment in the world captured, I have to pause and wonder if it's real or just AI slop. It is bleeding some of the wonder from my world and I don't like it.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There is no such thing as a 'gentle singularity' for the record. That's not part of the concept. It's weird hokum invented by techbros who think the singularity is/would be the Rapture. No matter how it plays out, the key aspect of such an event would be the outcome is *no longer up to us*.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This isn't true, I'm pretty sure. But if it were, it'd be roughly like advertising your nuclear plant by saying it's gone into meltdown.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Making carnitas to put on hamburger buns because I a) forgot to buy hamburgers when I bought the buns, b) have a pork roast I haven't used, c) am poor and d) am ✨white af✨.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Chuds want "historical accuracy" to mean no black people. I want them to make a few hundred dudes run around in this on the big screen. We are not the same. 😎
A split screen portrait showing a man wearing full Bronze Age panoply in two different locations
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm just really glad that genAI has provided us with such a bounteous flood of pseudo-political cartoons on every fucking subject. Political cartoons were already such a noble art form.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This one time recently I got a drink and I was sitting in my chair sipping it, and it had condensation. And Kit drank some of the condensation as I was sipping. I thought this was very cute and let her. This was an error. She now believes all condensation is hers by right.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I dreamed I was writing a YA series about a pair of brothers who get snatched from current time into a post-apocalyptic future where feudal houses try to wield the knowledge of others pulled from all across time against each other. They called them Yanks.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Had the WORST migraine yesterday, triggered by barometric pressure change before a bunch of storms in the next few days is my guess. Gone now, but I've still got that migraine after ache. Ugh.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Eden is growing slow The low-hanging fruits are all we know Set out for sky but I woke up alone The most obvious dreams are the ones we let go But I feel it sinking in Yes I feel it sinking in And I feel that my own bliss Was pure ignorance
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Watching people make glazing edits of Agamemnon is a fascinating study in "you are not invulnerable to propaganda" in motion.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Has anyone ever done freelance work for Arkhane Asylum? If you have, I need to speak with you if possible.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I came up with a joke about Charybdis, but honestly it kinda sucks.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Neuromancer getting an adaptation had me thinking about some of my favorite books and their adaptability. Out of ten: Blindsight - 1 The Uplift Saga - 6 His Majesty's Dragon - 8 Perdido Street Station - 5 Moties Series - 6 A Fire Upon the Deep - 6 The Locked Tomb - 2 How about some of your faves?
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