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Thomas Parrott

@parrotttom.bsky.social
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Former tie-in author, cat enthusiast, and all around lover of storytelling and games of many kinds. Always a work in progress, always trying to be better than yesterday. Living with MDD & BPD. He/him Profile pic by @juanochoa.bsky.social

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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do you think you have to get remarried since death parted you
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have one concern here,and it's that you didn't have this talk before you got married.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Spongebob with Lollipop - Westernwlnd Stan Twitter
ALT: Spongebob with Lollipop - Westernwlnd Stan Twitter
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or, God help us all, if Mega Kirby proceeded to kill a Blue Mage? I mean, we're talking a walking singularity here. This how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a whuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about, because the usual limitations on the Kirby model is that he can only hold one power at a time, right, but if he eats someone whose power is ALSO copying powers, would he not, in a sense, become Perfect Kirby?
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Kirby ate Mega Man what power would he gain
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Huh,when did BSky start numbering threads for us?
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To be clear I wasn't explaining who she was to you, that was just me fanboying
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Molly Millions, razorgirl and badass. 💚
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my God let me savor a moment not having to deal with that shit any more.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I must have missed that one in the kama sutra
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah, not a fun visit then. Let me know, if you like, if you're around again! I'd be delighted to buy you lunch.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're back in the states?
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe in you!
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're going to voice it yourself? That's cool!
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Queen Anne Chonk herself
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Falcon (Sam Wilson): He's Outta Line, But He's Right
ALT: Falcon (Sam Wilson): He's Outta Line, But He's Right
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is tangential but it is DCC related and I know you love cats like I do: this is a cat I found on TikTok named Amber, and she is beloved by the fandom.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*screams right in your face*
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm going to found Mothman Insurance: There for you so fast, you'd swear we were already on our way.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
grok is too busy arguing with its own creators about what evidence is to be involved
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no! I hope you're okay. Stay away from toadstool rings, okay?
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"went to the woods in search of an old castle ruin" is how fairy tales, horror stories, and fairy horror stories start, Sofie
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I enjoyed that movie, even if I didn't think it was next level or whatever, and it was interesting to see a movie monster that you never... uh... see.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when 900 years old are you, look as good you will not
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Y'all, the fact that writers tend to be treated like shit and their work devalued is not an excuse to do the same to others. Visual artists have more in common with us than in difference. Don't be a douche. Treat them with respect.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh no, sweet boy! I'll be thinking about him, I hope it goes well.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#4 seems very pointedly about a certain franchise, and I approve if so. But yeah, those are concepts I'm exploring in my own long running creation Weapons Tight. You play mercenaries, and so it's very... Ethically murky out of the gate.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A game I play pointedly calls them 'less lethal' ammunition instead of nonlethal, haha. But yeah, I did that in a TTRPG once. Tried to subdue someone using a stun baton, rolled a little too well, cracked their skull. 😅
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh dear
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
at least they're honest about their dishonesty
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I stay telling people about you when they ask for LGBTQ+ horror recs.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"surely this one will stick unlike the last 300"
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The battle cloud lay ahead. A drifting chaos of dead ships showed in the scanners. An alert sounded: active ships among the wreckage. Cdr Lin sneered. "Scavs. Graverobbers. A warning shot will scatter them." Cpt Reyes shook her head. "Let's not be hasty. We're here for answers they may well know."
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Oh fuck-" The drop from jump space resolved into a starscape. The target was there. A cruiser, heavy with ship to ship weapons. So was a destroyer, not in the briefing. Coated with fast tracking point defense weapons, a pilot's nightmare. It was moving to screen the target. "Break and scatter!"
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"guys, we cracked the code, they said 'large language models are the beginning of the end, abandon all hope'... Huh"
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Netflix: You. Me. Same.
ALT: Netflix: You. Me. Same.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Economic inactivity raises my hackles as a phrase altogether.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this skeet about a better email could've been a meeting
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Hecate looked strange. 90% of her weapon mounts were gone, replaced with sensors masts and more. Operation Swords to Plowshares was giving these old birds new life as explorers. The Admiral's voice cut into her thoughts. "She's not quite finished, you know." "Oh?" "She still needs a captain."
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was not expecting Ghidorah. Huh.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/swor... Spotted this just yesterday.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Captain on deck!" The call rang out, amplified a few times to reach across the bustling, cavernous space. Carrier operations froze. A crew chief bounced off a strike craft and slowly spun away, ramrod straight the whole time. "As you were," called the Captain, and activity resumed.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Breaking Benjamin Nickelback Halestorm Art of Dying Sevendust Puddle of Mudd Shinedown Vertical Horizon Bush P!nk
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i'm just not convinced the new rank insignia suggestion for the space force is a good idea
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sounds like something you might be interested in, @necroticspider.bsky.social
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Launch now and we'll send a hundred drones instantly. Don't be a fool, surrender to security forces." Kirn grinned at the screen. "I love drones, Commandant. Know why?" The official's eyes narrowed. "There's no pilots to feel bad about when you blow them up." An explosion rattled the station.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the vacuum cleaners of shame and imprisonment
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I want a public list of all the literary agents who tried to make claims on the Anthropic settlement, so people can... make *informed decisions* as to whether to query them.
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Thomas Parrott @parrotttom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Kyrisi Twinfighters," he said heavily. "The pilots are neural clones. It lets them work in perfect tandem." "What do we do, sir?" asked the ensign. "Hold. It's only if they split-" As if on cue, each bogey bifurcated and accelerated. "Weapons free. All hands to battle stations."
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